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BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited March 2023 in Social Entropy++
A relatively quiet february:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8mCQN3YD7k
Nadir is a roguelike deck-builder with a twist: the cost to play a card is an enemy reaction you can predict. Craft your own cards to slay powerful demons. Gather resources, expand your city, grow in power and conquer the underworld.
20230207 Nadir: Grimdark Deckbuilder (Early AccessRoguelike DeckbuilderCard Game)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAnMX26dts4
The gears of the economy are oiled with magic. Build colonies, connect them with lasers, discover new tech and terraform a hostile moon. Enchanted items will be useful when encountering monsters, but magic tools are not just flashy weapons. They are the fuel which makes wealth and resources flow.
20230207 Scorchlands (Strategy Early Access City Builder Colony Sim )

Is this a puzzle or a simulation? I can't define the genre of the game. Clear the stage in various ways. Use different special dominoes and play the game with objects.
20230207 You Can Do!mino (Simulation Casual Puzzle Physics 3D Indie)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWKYWH6v-iQ
In order to recapture her homeland, Yggdra gathers her allies and confronts the empire. Yggdra Union is a tactics RPG that features three elements: the Union System, in which players team up with her allies to launch attacks, the exhilarating Clash through army battles, and the Tactics Card.
20230206 Yggdra Union (RPGStrategyStrategy RPGTurn-Based Tactics)

SNWBRD - Is a Snowboard Game like AMPED and inspired by the AMPED Original Xbox Game, an action-packed, open-world snowboarding game that lets players experience the thrill and freedom of shredding the slopes.
20230206 SNWBRD: Freestyle Snowboarding (Early AccessSportsActionSimulation3D)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4krA8kKEmiE
This VR Journey takes you to the 'behind the scenes' of the Universe. Beyond a door lies a barren landscape inhabited by strange rocky heads. Here, the maintenance and heavy lifting required keeps existence stable and temporal. You are a tourist. Don't do anything foolish.
20230206 The Utility Room (VR Adventure Experimental Atmospheric)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-CCfCXNSQc
On a journey to great magical might, explore and control the lands of Eo in this ever-changing turn-based strategy role-playing game. Field armies and heroes in tactical combat, finish hundreds of quests, and gather spells and artefacts to become the most powerful mage of all.
20230203 SpellForce: Conquest of Eo (Strategy RPG Turn-Based Strategy Tactical RPG)

Unique item shop meets card battle game...with cats...with hats
20230202 Ragamuffins: Feline Fencers (Indie Casual Simulation Strategy RPG Cats )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f5fPTFdv1M
Welcome to the Club! Grab the wheel and play Trackmania® for FREE now.
20230202 Trackmania (Racing eSports 3D Colorful Multiplayer PvP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTm-JwtNWPQ
Super Video Golf is a turn based 90s themed golf game, with up to 4 players locally or 4 computers online allowing a total of 16 players in a single game. Offline modes include a tutorial, CPU opponents, a driving range and a clubhouse with billiards games, such as pool and snooker.
20230202 Super Video Golf (Sports 3D 4 Player Local Colorful Relaxing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzEKOvPwgMY
Nuclear war simulator is a detailed realistic simulation and visualization of large-scale nuclear conflicts with a focus on humanitarian consequences. It lets you design conflict scenarios and estimate the consequences using a population density map and realistic weapons effects.
20230202 Nuclear War Simulator (Simulation Realistic Modern RTS Wargame)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmHWaryqA_c
Deliver Us Mars is an atmospheric sci-fi adventure taking you on a suspense-fuelled, high-stakes mission to recover the ARK colony ships stolen by the mysterious Outward.
20230202 Deliver Us Mars (Mars Story Rich Sci-fi Singleplayer Realistic)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZXK-XIyFg0
Tails: The Backbone Preludes is a post-noir narrative adventure with branching choices. It is an intertwined series of vignettes about change, circumstance, and consequence. Guide four characters through formative moments in their lives in a dystopian Vancouver inhabited by anthropomorphic animals.
20230202 Tails: The Backbone Preludes (Adventure Mystery Exploration Cinematic Noir)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gSjSK7xjw4
Master your technique, execute flashy combos, and outsmart opponents across the world, frame-by-frame. Slow down the clock to fine-tune your fighting style in this innovative, turn-based combat simulator. Pulverize your friends and choreograph spectacular fight scenes. No training mode required.
20230202 Your Only Move is Hustle (2D FighterTurn-Based StrategyActionStrategy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5ouDnwBeG4
PERISH is a stylish 1-4 player FPS with a cross to bear. Slay hordes of creatures on the black sands of Purgatory and sell their gold-stained corpses to craven priests. Kill magnificent bosses and use the proceeds to gain en
20230202 Perish (GoreViolentActionIndieRogueliteFP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMbqyIoH1XE
Build Easier But Produce Fancier! Design your dreadnought from modules. Command your capital ship with a captain experience. Beat distinctive enemys with smart strategy. Plan route on procedual generated galaxy map. Have fun with your friends through network.
20230201 Dimensions Dreadnought Architect (Early Access Sandbox Physics Space Sci-fi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLUQejnMX08
Enjoy chill Lo-fi walks and fight bosses to K-POP, EDM and Hip-Hop inspired tracks. Features a quirky story, 30 handcrafted levels and various EX-modes to refresh your gameplay.
20230201 Rhythm Sprout: Sick Beats & Bad Sweets (Rhythm Action-Adventure Difficult Music 3D)

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    videogames?

    no, I don't support them or those that engage in them

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    I went online and so many people are arguing about Hogwarts Legacy

    Like just make peace with being ethically compromised and do what you want, hell I watch football

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    no tell me i'm pretty

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Hell I watch cockfighting, hell I AM a cockfighter, I am using my mouth to suck clean the wounds of my hyperviolent killer chicken right now

    Broke as fuck and the bills past due, all amounts assist and are kindly received.

    https://www.paypal.me/hobnailtaylor
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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    no tell me i'm pretty

    This whole thing is just so weird to me, like people can't handle the fact that they might not be pure and good they have to hold themselves to this absurd standard

    I watch football, but I don't eat at chik-fil-a, no such thing as ethical consumption, etc.

    Friend of mine was streaming it and all I could think was "this looks like ass why are people wanting to spend $60 on this"

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Ptoo ptooey ew chicken blood

    Broke as fuck and the bills past due, all amounts assist and are kindly received.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    no tell me i'm pretty

    This whole thing is just so weird to me, like people can't handle the fact that they might not be pure and good they have to hold themselves to this absurd standard

    I watch football, but I don't eat at chik-fil-a, no such thing as ethical consumption, etc.

    Friend of mine was streaming it and all I could think was "this looks like ass why are people wanting to spend $60 on this"

    nostalgia and collectivism

    fucking disney adults are a thing

    people like spending on weird shit and ain't nothing changing that

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited February 2023
    I want to learn to play chess

    Nothing problematic about chess

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    chess is good

    but also fuck chess that stupid ass game goddamn I hate chess sometimes

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    no tell me i'm pretty

    This whole thing is just so weird to me, like people can't handle the fact that they might not be pure and good they have to hold themselves to this absurd standard

    I watch football, but I don't eat at chik-fil-a, no such thing as ethical consumption, etc.

    Friend of mine was streaming it and all I could think was "this looks like ass why are people wanting to spend $60 on this"

    nostalgia and collectivism

    fucking disney adults are a thing

    people like spending on weird shit and ain't nothing changing that

    Oh I get why people like want the Hogwarts shit it was rhetorical

    I just mean, it sure as shit doesn't seem worth the blowback

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    chess is good

    but also fuck chess that stupid ass game goddamn I hate chess sometimes

    Pip teach me to play chess

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Is the plain old domino game perhaps not the first game released by @pornski_eros, or is this a Frog Fractions situation?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    chess is good

    but also fuck chess that stupid ass game goddamn I hate chess sometimes

    Pip teach me to play chess

    gothamchess and eric rosen both have excellent series on youtube about learning the basics and fundamentals of beginner chess

    daniel naroditzky and ben finegold both have series on improving at intermediate levels of chess

    all of those dudes have massive amounts of free, easy to follow, and entertaining lessons that I can heartily recommend

    also, anna cramling frequently has her parents who are both very strong GMs on her channel and stream with her and they're super charming, also her mother has the most soothing teaching voice

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited February 2023


    Now I thought that I had an uncharitably low opinion of adult Harry Potter fans, but mine is at least higher than those of... Harry Potter fans? Who think that other Harry Potter fans need to be reminded to piss?????

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    well they bulk ordered HP treats and snacks.

    you know, those delicious jelly beans that taste like vomit

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    also, enjoy probably the most beautiful queen sacrifice ever

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c0fbJnutao&t

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    chess is good

    but also fuck chess that stupid ass game goddamn I hate chess sometimes

    Pip teach me to play chess

    gothamchess and eric rosen both have excellent series on youtube about learning the basics and fundamentals of beginner chess

    daniel naroditzky and ben finegold both have series on improving at intermediate levels of chess

    all of those dudes have massive amounts of free, easy to follow, and entertaining lessons that I can heartily recommend

    also, anna cramling frequently has her parents who are both very strong GMs on her channel and stream with her and they're super charming, also her mother has the most soothing teaching voice

    Chess dot com has good puzzles and stuff too

    Stay away from anarchy chess tho, those degenerates will lead you astray

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular


    Now I thought that I had an uncharitably low opinion of adult Harry Potter fans, but mine is at least higher than those of... Harry Potter fans? Who think that other Harry Potter fans need to be reminded to piss?????

    Don't a lot of twitch streamers have some like "water break, don't forget to drink water" thing?

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also, enjoy probably the most beautiful queen sacrifice ever

    once again, the french did it better

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    edited February 2023
    As someone who doesn't drink enough water, reminders to drink water feel like a different thing than "Hey go to the bathroom sometimes"

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2023
    Oghulk wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    chess is good

    but also fuck chess that stupid ass game goddamn I hate chess sometimes

    Pip teach me to play chess

    gothamchess and eric rosen both have excellent series on youtube about learning the basics and fundamentals of beginner chess

    daniel naroditzky and ben finegold both have series on improving at intermediate levels of chess

    all of those dudes have massive amounts of free, easy to follow, and entertaining lessons that I can heartily recommend

    also, anna cramling frequently has her parents who are both very strong GMs on her channel and stream with her and they're super charming, also her mother has the most soothing teaching voice

    Chess dot com has good puzzles and stuff too

    Stay away from anarchy chess tho, those degenerates will lead you astray

    oh yeah, absolutely do chess puzzles, they will help immensely

    just don't read chess.com articles about openings

    they fucking suggest learning the english/sicilian and ruy lopez for beginners like absolute fucking lunatics

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Shitting their pants is just part of the Harry Potter fantasy though

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Maddoc wrote: »
    As someone who doesn't drink enough water, reminders to drink water feel like a different thing than "Hey go to the bathroom sometimes"

    That's fair

    I honestly hydrate so fucking much that the idea of "remember to drink" feels silly

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Like I thought a lot of Harry Potter fans were weirdly into self-infantilization but at least infants know how to fuckin' piss you know

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    MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    I will sometimes get a headache and then remember that I drank something yesterday

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Chess has its share of sports politics problems.
    Much of the money in chess is Russian.
    Much of the chess world org is Russian.
    One top ten player is currently banned for being pro-Putin. Most of the rest keep their mouth shut.
    Except Kasparov, who is vehemently against Putin.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    chess is good

    but also fuck chess that stupid ass game goddamn I hate chess sometimes

    Pip teach me to play chess

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    the first thing you need to do to play chess is pick a top tier multidimensional branching point that will serve as the basis for all of your upcoming decisions in the past

    at this point you may have discovered that you've already lost at this timelines's version of chess, but don't worry about that, we'll be fracturing this reality and replacing it with an alternative universe where you've already undone your opponents check

    as we collapse the quantum wave form we see that the event horizon has now solidified itself into a singularity that is only governed by probability, and that you have successfully prevented your opponent from existing in the first place, as well caused the game of chess to never be invented

    and that's really all you need to do! congratulations, you just beat chess!


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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Help I forgot how to piss help help me quick help quick help me

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    oh i see you've been talking to my inflamed prostate

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    Honestly at the extreme ends of any fandom are usually people who forget to piss or pass out from not taking breaks or stuff like that

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Like I thought a lot of Harry Potter fans were weirdly into self-infantilization but at least infants know how to fuckin' piss you know

    I feel like this is a gamer thing, more than anything

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    As a 12 year old I once played FF8 so long that when I stood up I collapsed onto my ps1 because my legs were atrophied

    In hindsight it probably should’ve been a turning point in my life but here we are

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited February 2023
    Like I thought a lot of Harry Potter fans were weirdly into self-infantilization but at least infants know how to fuckin' piss you know

    Ah fuck, I just remembered I hadn't pissed in weeks, so thanks for that. No one else had the stones to remind me.

    Had to flush four times. It was a whole rigamarole. Remember to piss, Potterheads.

    minor incident on
    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    Like I thought a lot of Harry Potter fans were weirdly into self-infantilization but at least infants know how to fuckin' piss you know

    Ah fuck, I just remembered I hadn't pissed in weeks, so thanks for that. No one else had the stones to remind me.

    Had to flush four times. It was a whole rigamarole. Remember to piss, Potterheads.

    pretty sure if you actually hadn't pissed in four weeks, you'd have stones enough for everyone.

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    Like I thought a lot of Harry Potter fans were weirdly into self-infantilization but at least infants know how to fuckin' piss you know

    I feel like this is a gamer thing, more than anything

    You could take that screenshot, change the date to 2009, and replace the HP references to CoD… and I’d bet good money that post already exists.

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    JusticeJustice Registered User regular
    My impression of chess is that you need to memorize oodles of openings and gambits and prior games to be moderately competitive? And also an enormous number of people online are cheating?

    I used to enjoy playing, casually, with people in real life who also knew the rules but also didn't study it. And that was super fun, basically a tactics game. I like tactics games! But I really, really hate memorization games.

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    CaedwyrCaedwyr Registered User regular
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    Like I thought a lot of Harry Potter fans were weirdly into self-infantilization but at least infants know how to fuckin' piss you know

    I feel like this is a gamer thing, more than anything

    When my wife is concentrating on a task she will forget to eat, drink and take bathroom breaks. It impressive in how much she can get done when concentrating like that, but she also appreciates when a co-worker reminds her to take care of herself.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Perrsun wrote: »
    DJ Eebs wrote: »
    Like I thought a lot of Harry Potter fans were weirdly into self-infantilization but at least infants know how to fuckin' piss you know

    I feel like this is a gamer thing, more than anything

    You could take that screenshot, change the date to 2009, and replace the HP references to CoD… and I’d bet good money that post already exists.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    That HP tweet is weird because that game ain't something like an MMO with a new expansion or raid tier. No one is going to give a fuck about who the world first max level wizard is in that game.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Madican wrote: »
    That HP tweet is weird because that game ain't something like an MMO with a new expansion or raid tier. No one is going to give a fuck about who the world first max level wizard is in that game.

    Yeah I don’t think that’s what they were going for there.

    Just that some people might be a wee bit obsessed to the point of unhealthiness. Like. I doubt these are speedrunners they are talking to.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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