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  • silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    edited January 24
    MNC Dover wrote: »
    I've donated and done a little something else...

    Why look to hire outside PA for someone to record videos soliciting donations...

    E: The donation thermometer might want to see a doctor, as I'm not sure it's healthy to splooge that vigorously.

    silence1186 on
  • minor incidentminor incident publicly subsidized! privately profitable!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    E: The donation thermometer might want to see a doctor, as I'm not sure it's health to splooge that vigorously.

    We have our Top People working on a fix for this predicament.

    Hell, New Jersey, it said on the letter. Delivered without comment. So be it!
  • Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    How big a cut is Hahnsoo taking though

    Pay no attention to all this sweet new gear that I just purchased...

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    This is pretty funny

    Where is it from?

  • Earl GreyEarl Grey Registered User regular
    E: The donation thermometer might want to see a doctor, as I'm not sure it's health to splooge that vigorously.

    We have our Top People working on a fix for this predicament.

    Who?

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    How big a cut is Hahnsoo taking though

    Pay no attention to all this sweet new gear that I just purchased...

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    This is pretty funny

    Where is it from?

    The seminal gaming webcomic Ctrl+Alt+Del

  • amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Akilae wrote: »
    E: The donation thermometer might want to see a doctor, as I'm not sure it's health to splooge that vigorously.

    We have our Top People working on a fix for this predicament.

    Who?

    Top. People.

    are YOU on the beer list?
  • minor incidentminor incident publicly subsidized! privately profitable!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Akilae wrote: »
    E: The donation thermometer might want to see a doctor, as I'm not sure it's health to splooge that vigorously.

    We have our Top People working on a fix for this predicament.

    Who?

    Top. People.

    Hell, New Jersey, it said on the letter. Delivered without comment. So be it!
  • SwainwalkerSwainwalker Registered User regular
    better get a second opinion, from Bottom People

  • minor incidentminor incident publicly subsidized! privately profitable!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    better get a second opinion, from Bottom People

    I've posted a wanted ad for bottom people but I'm getting some really odd responses to it.

    Hell, New Jersey, it said on the letter. Delivered without comment. So be it!
  • furlionfurlion Riskbreaker Lea MondeRegistered User regular
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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    better get a second opinion, from Bottom People

    Pretty sure they'd just agree with whatever you told them.

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Excess money should be invested in Coin Return Coins and NFTs as well as a Pension for retiring forum posters.

  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator, Administrator admin
    Excess money should be invested in Coin Return Coins and NFTs as well as a Pension for retiring forum posters.
    It'll amuse me greatly if we start getting crypto-bros into the new forums thinking that we're involved in some sort of cryptocurrency investment scheme.

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I have donated and I made the joke to end my donation with .69, but then that got screwed up cause I covered the fees.

    But I want everyone to know it was supposed to end in .69.

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Excess money should be invested in Coin Return Coins and NFTs as well as a Pension for retiring forum posters.
    It'll amuse me greatly if we start getting crypto-bros into the new forums thinking that we're involved in some sort of cryptocurrency investment scheme.

    So what I’m hearing is that future revenue streams will consist of rug pulls on credulous cryptobros and auctioning off “Ban a crypto shill bot” opportunities.

  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    Dizzy D wrote: »
    Ah, that's the wrong way around. Usually they send us the money and we send the drugs... I mean.. some people.

    Wait, I'm not buying drugs?? Fffff

  • FFFF Once Upon a Time In OaklandRegistered User regular
    Dibbit wrote: »
    The new forum has an easily customizable system for creating what it calls Trophies, but more importantly, it has another system that lets us rename them to Badgers! And we’re not limited to using post count, join date or other numeric figures - having plumbed the depths of the software, we’ve figured out not only how to make new badges, but how to make new badge criteria! Posted an image in a Horse Thread? That’s a badger. Claimed your name from PA? Also a badger. Legacy Badgers. New Badgers. Secret Badgers. And technical leadership committed to providing more and expanding the system.

    Snakeeee!
    ?

    Huh...
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    "The prosecution asserts that this shit is off the hook." Is one of, I think, top 3 quotes from the comic.

  • ArchpriestArchpriest Fmr timfiji Halfway2AnywhereRegistered User regular
    Aldo wrote: »
    Dizzy D wrote: »
    Ah, that's the wrong way around. Usually they send us the money and we send the drugs... I mean.. some people.

    Wait, I'm not buying drugs?? Fffff

    I was doing drugs while donating ifthat makes you feel better.

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  • DibbitDibbit Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited January 24
    Please excuse the mess, we're in the progress of elongating our thermometer.
    Our sub-contracter is very nice, but it's a bit of a rush job

    He did say he prefers cash only, so I have a good feeling about this.

    Dibbit on
  • DibbitDibbit Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited January 24
    There!
    We've upgraded our thermometer, a fine job if I do say so myself.
    Now we're ready for anything!

    And our Themometer can grow to new heights,
    Next milestone, here we come!

    Dibbit on
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    I have donated and I made the joke to end my donation with .69, but then that got screwed up cause I covered the fees.

    But I want everyone to know it was supposed to end in .69.

    Confirmed that MegaMan is the whale who pledged $420.69.

    Would you say I had a plethora of pinatas?

    Legos are cool, MOCs are cool, check me out on Rebrickable!
  • DibbitDibbit Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Look, Gang, the paint just dried, there was no need to immediately go up to 12k.

    You are all awesome, but I'm having trouble finding workmen who will do overtime in the weekend.

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    Look at that thing go!

  • DrCLYCDrCLYC Tandem Electrostatic Accelerator Registered User regular
    I did not expect our fundraiser to be so... phallic.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    We're gonna have so much damn runway

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  • ExpendableExpendable Silly Goose Registered User regular
    Dibbit wrote: »
    Look, Gang, the paint just dried, there was no need to immediately go up to 12k.

    You are all awesome, but I'm having trouble finding workmen who will do overtime in the weekend.

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    Look at that thing go!

    I'll kick in a little more to make sure the workmen are paid their Union rates.

    Djiem wrote: »
    Lokiamis wrote: »
    So the servers suddenly decide to cramp up during the last six percent.
    Man, the Director will really go out of his way to be a dick to L4D players.
    Steam
  • minor incidentminor incident publicly subsidized! privately profitable!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    I did not expect our fundraiser to be so... phallic.

    Well.

    I mean.

    Hm.

    Hell, New Jersey, it said on the letter. Delivered without comment. So be it!
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    I think the smart thing to do is to take all this dough and bring it all down to the casino.

    If you think $15k is impressive, just wait until a couple spins of the roulette wheel turns that into $150k!!

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  • DibbitDibbit Registered User, Transition Team regular
    I did not expect our fundraiser to be so... phallic.

    I thought you understood this forum!

  • ArchpriestArchpriest Fmr timfiji Halfway2AnywhereRegistered User regular
    Dibbit wrote: »
    I did not expect our fundraiser to be so... phallic.

    I thought you understood this forum!

    Every password from ventrilo to monster Hunter rooms was WANG haha. Oh to be young again.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    I think the smart thing to do is to take all this dough and bring it all down to the casino.

    If you think $15k is impressive, just wait until a couple spins of the roulette wheel turns that into $150k!!

    Hey, it worked in Empire Records and it'll work here too!

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  • initiatefailureinitiatefailure Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I think the smart thing to do is to take all this dough and bring it all down to the casino.

    If you think $15k is impressive, just wait until a couple spins of the roulette wheel turns that into $150k!!

    Hey, it worked in Empire Records and it'll work here too!

    Is it coming back from Atlantic City?

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I think the smart thing to do is to take all this dough and bring it all down to the casino.

    If you think $15k is impressive, just wait until a couple spins of the roulette wheel turns that into $150k!!

    Hey, it worked in Empire Records and it'll work here too!

    *Reading the synopsis of Empire Records on Wikipedia*

    Wait a minute...
    That movie came out before I was born.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I think the smart thing to do is to take all this dough and bring it all down to the casino.

    If you think $15k is impressive, just wait until a couple spins of the roulette wheel turns that into $150k!!

    Hey, it worked in Empire Records and it'll work here too!

    Is it coming back from Atlantic City?

    It's... It's recirculating

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  • minor incidentminor incident publicly subsidized! privately profitable!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I think the smart thing to do is to take all this dough and bring it all down to the casino.

    If you think $15k is impressive, just wait until a couple spins of the roulette wheel turns that into $150k!!

    Hey, it worked in Empire Records and it'll work here too!

    it famously did not work there!

    Hell, New Jersey, it said on the letter. Delivered without comment. So be it!
  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I think the smart thing to do is to take all this dough and bring it all down to the casino.

    If you think $15k is impressive, just wait until a couple spins of the roulette wheel turns that into $150k!!

    Hey, it worked in Empire Records and it'll work here too!

    it famously did not work there!

    Yeah, but that's just cause it's a movie and we're an upstart band of young 20 somethings exploring our minds and bodies together while the oppressive hand of capitalism keeps our free spirit nature down.

    No I don't.
  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    I haven't seen that movie since I was a teen.

    No I don't.
  • MNC DoverMNC Dover Full-time Voice Actor Kirkland, WARegistered User regular
    I think the smart thing to do is to take all this dough and bring it all down to the casino.

    If you think $15k is impressive, just wait until a couple spins of the roulette wheel turns that into $150k!!

    Let me spin the wheel. I've played Balatro. Nobody knows how to spin The Wheel of Fortune like me.
    Nope!
    FUCK!!

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  • HedgethornHedgethorn Associate Professor of Historical Hobby Horses In the Lions' DenRegistered User regular
    "I heartily endorse this product or service."
    Donated!

  • SethTheHumanSethTheHuman Registered User regular
    Gnizmo wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh Katie

    Surely you can do better

    Katie did her best and we should be proud of her for the effort! Also donated.

    I'm sure Quid meant that Katie could do better than associating with the likes of us..

    She hangs out with a guy who drank toilet water for money.

    He knows an insane amount about rollercoasters, took a shit in a museum, is the head writer of Breaking New, sucked 50 dicks in one night, and co-hosts a show loved by countless people. He drinks from ONE toilet...

    Legacies are a complicated thing.

    Speaking of which, I'm honestly shocked that Grant and Allie don't have Cameos, considering their whole thing. Also, that Katie charges about twice as James "You know, Spike from Buffy" Marsters does.

    You know what? Nanowrimo's cancelled on account of the world is stupid.
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