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[Miniphalla] Belarus (GAME OVER) | Victory of Freedom!

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    wonder how that dog managed to get run over in the alley

    Obbi on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    capitalists

    Rend on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I blame the person who eats lightning...
    and craps thunder, comrade.

    Oats on
  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    MUGSY LOVES RUSSIA

    Obbi on
  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Rend wrote: »
    !Retract Oatway

    I... I can't decide...!

    I <3 obbi too much. We were family! ...and sleeping together O.o



    Hawt.

    zanmatto on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I actually feel really bad voting for Obbi. His avatar is so...

    M.D. on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I know... Mr. E. Me too.

    *sniff*

    Oats on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You all understand my pain.

    I simply cannot bring myself to do it. I mean... look at him...

    Rend on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sigh... well, it looks like you all have killed me, then. The next time you have a mad scientist who needs a human lab-rat, I'll be dead and buried.

    :( Meep.

    Oats on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Ah.

    Vigilante, I appeal to you then. Smite Obbi, and tomorrow may we bandwagon Rend as well.

    ZOT COMMANDS IT

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Since none of you all find my compelling argument to kill Qorzm to be convincing, I shall !vote Infidel.
    <Insert witty saying here>
    It is time for a revolution my friends, decry those who cast the first stones. Infidel was the first to bring the subject of violence and so he should be the first to taste it.

    Last Son on
  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm still not sure who to vote for, so Whod, there you go. Welcome to Phalla world.

    Raakam on
    My padherder
    they don't it be like it is but it do
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm a detective dammit

    I know these things.

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Is anyone else getting crazy lag on the forums? Its as if the server were covered in molasses.

    Last Son on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    I was worried it was just me.


    30ish minutes till vote close.

    Unknown User on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    No lag here.

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So, why are we leaving this vote at a tie?

    Honestly, it's a miniphalla so the deaths should come very swiftly, and for all we know, everyone who wins the vote dies. Shouldn't we try to minimize casualties here, comrades?

    Oats on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Blarg...
    !retract Obbi
    !vote Infidel

    to break the tie. Unless I can't do math. Which is surprisingly hard to do when a town is sizing you up for a noose.

    Oats on
  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Your neck is a size nine right?

    zanmatto on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    VOTE CLOSED.

    Unknown User on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Well I'm probably dead tonight. Again.

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    Well I'm probably dead tonight. Again.
    It's okay Zot. This Phalla was stupid anyway. I mean, he didn't allow MS-Paint faggotry, that jerk. D:

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    the Narration:

    It had been almost a day since the explosions, but by the look on peoples dirty faces you would think it had already been years. The mustard smelling air had become heavy, and it wore down on the villagers like sack of bricks, staggering every step and weighing down the willpower of even the strongest men. Somewhere in the center of town, amongst the looters, the crumbling buildings and the fires, gunfights broke out. It seemed that there were two sides pitted against one another. One from the north and the other from the south. Watching from a safe distance, you were unable to tell the difference between either side, and it appeared that both sides were being aided by different groups of villagers, all of which are no longer safe from the crossfire.

    Among the belongings of the KGB Squad Leader you find a note that reads:



    Mission Objectives:

    Eva


    t return until all objectives have been met.


    Stained with blood, you are unable to make out the letter in its entirety.




    the Dead:

    Infidel, Villager - Killed by the Village
    Oatway, KGB Operative Squad Leader - Killed by the Village
    Shamus, KGB Operative - Killed by Freedom Fighters
    Digger Dude, Villager - Killed by KGB Operatives and Freedom Fighters
    Free Agent, Villager - Killed by KGB Operatives


    cheez has been replaced by El Skid

    Unknown User on
  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Holy hell we got two baddies? We are either awesome or we are very outgunned.


    Wait...are those baddies?

    zanmatto on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    Did anyone see that?

    Unknown User on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    Yes they did, Tomfoolery INC.


    Man I fucked that one up.

    Unknown User on
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So the vote didn't kill anyone? Thats... interesting.

    Last Son on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    What happened?

    Rend on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    Stay tuned... My vote count may or may not be fucked up.

    I may or may not have revealed something that should or should not have been there.

    If you saw the slipup, please PM me NOW so I know what I need to do to fix it if that is nessecary.

    Unknown User on
  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    He must have had a guard. However, because of that EPIC PHAILURE, that means he is a confirmed baddie. Right?

    zanmatto on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    Stay tuned... My vote count may or may not be fucked up.

    I may or may not have revealed something that should or should not have been there.

    If you saw the slipup, please PM me NOW so I know what I need to do to fix it if that is nessecary.

    Whose name was in the narration on accident, as a baddie? Or are we trying to sweep that under the table...?

    Rend on
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl He/Him Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Apparently I missed something important while writing a treatise on Marx...

    visiblehowl on
    vxsHp3F.gif
    I die evry tiem in Sekiro on Twitch
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Apparently I missed something important while writing a treatise on Marx...

    No joke. Now I'm super-curious.

    Rend on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    All is good/bad in the village.

    Unknown User on
  • Digger DudeDigger Dude Registered User
    edited November 2007
    Sonnav a goat! why me?

    Digger Dude on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    All is good/bad in the village.

    What does that mean? And what about the vote kill?

    Rend on
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    Stay tuned... My vote count may or may not be fucked up.

    I may or may not have revealed something that should or should not have been there.

    If you saw the slipup, please PM me NOW so I know what I need to do to fix it if that is nessecary.

    Here is my vote count, I'm pretty sure its accurate.
    Teh Votes! wrote:

    Infidel] - 4
    Digger Dude
    Valkun
    Last Son
    Oatway

    Oatway] - 4
    Obbi
    Zanmatto
    Evilbob
    Infidel

    VisibleHowl] - 2
    Zellpher
    Tehspectre

    Mr E] - 1
    Whod

    Obbi] - 2
    Zot
    Mr Embarkation

    Zanmatto] - 1
    VisibleHowl

    Whod] - 1
    Raakam

    Last Son on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    The post was updated.

    I was IMed saying I fucked up and Infidel should have won the vote, but the person who messaged me was wrong because the vote was actually tied. I was worried that I gave away Oatway's role when he did not actually perish.

    Unknown User on
  • zanmattozanmatto Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Question, are there this many baddies, or are we lucky as hell.

    zanmatto on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    zanmatto wrote: »
    Question, are there this many baddies, or are we lucky as hell.

    Well, we got one with the vote... or rather, with half the vote. (it looks like the vote kills all tied offenders)

    The other one was killed by 'freedom fighters.' Is this the village's vigilante? I don't think so, they are referred to in plural and got 2 kills.

    Rend on
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