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British teacher lets students name bear Muhammad, incures wrath

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Apparently this bomb is, in fact, a bunch of road flares and duct tape.



    Which may be a step above hot dogs.
    What kind of hotdogs?

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    arod_77 wrote: »
    You guys hear that Sudan is suing a French charity for getting 102 children out of fucking Darfur?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21992690/

    They called it an "abduction"

    Sorry, but Sudan are the official cocksuckers of the world these days, we should have glassed them instead of Iraq in the first place.

    Taking children away from their families is ok as long as they live somewhere shitty.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The very fact that the news story is on cnn.politics is so fucking retarded

    it's not politics

    you fucking media grabbing idiots

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Did the bear go to bear prison?

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Chadian and French officials say most of the children had parents or close family and have cast doubt on claims they were from Darfur.

    Yeah you don't fix a blighted area by exporting all of their children and giving them white families.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Chadian and French officials say most of the children had parents or close family and have cast doubt on claims they were from Darfur.
    Yeah you don't fix a blighted area by exporting all of their children and giving them white families.
    But...but...they're white.

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Apparently this bomb is, in fact, a bunch of road flares and duct tape.



    Which may be a step above hot dogs.
    What kind of hotdogs?
    Armour hot dogs.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    potted meat

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ingredients: Beef Tripe, Partially Defatted Cooked Beef Fatty Tissue, Beef Hearts, Water,Mechanically Separated Chicken, Mechanically Separated Children, Partially Defatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue, Salt.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Fuck damn that sounds delicious.

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    arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Vienna Sausage all up-ins?

    Damn that stuff is good.

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    ingredients: Beef Tripe, Partially Defatted Cooked Beef Fatty Tissue, Beef Hearts, Water,Mechanically Separated Chicken, Mechanically Separated Children, Partially Defatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue, Salt.

    PottedMeat.jpg

    Mechanically separated children eh?

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That's the same stuff that goes into slim jims.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Is Tube retarded or something?

    Can he think properly?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Is Tube retarded or something?

    Can he think properly?
    He can't, but you're not proving to be a star thinker yourself.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2007
    well that's told me

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    well that's told me

    SERVED

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    ingredients: Beef Tripe, Partially Defatted Cooked Beef Fatty Tissue, Beef Hearts, Water,Mechanically Separated Chicken, Mechanically Separated Children, Partially Defatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue, Salt.

    PottedMeat.jpg

    Mechanically separated children eh?


    Fish shaped crackers.
    Fish shaped candies.
    Fish shaped solid waste.
    Fish shaped dirt.
    Fish shaped ethyl benzene.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Apparently this bomb is, in fact, a bunch of road flares and duct tape.



    Which may be a step above hot dogs.
    What kind of hotdogs?
    Armour hot dogs.
    What kind of man where's armor hot dogs?

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Apparently this bomb is, in fact, a bunch of road flares and duct tape.



    Which may be a step above hot dogs.
    What kind of hotdogs?
    Armour (piercing) hot dogs.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Isnt Muhammad the most common name in the world?


    What the fuck? I think the entirety of the first world should have a big "riots in the street" flip-out middle-east style next time they do something against us.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Isnt Muhammad the most common name in the world?


    What the fuck? I think the entirety of the first world should have a big "riots in the street" flip-out middle-east style next time they do something against us.

    Didn't you guys invade Iraq because they did something crazy

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    RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Seriously, can you dudes imagine if someone named a dog Jesus, and thousands of Christians cried for this guy's swift execution?

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ranx wrote: »
    Seriously, can you dudes imagine if someone named a dog Jesus, and thousands of Christians cried for this guy's swift execution?

    While you have a hilarious point, sir, to be fair, Christians view Jesus much differently than Muslims view Muhammad =P

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    froggyfroggy Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Odin is a better name for a dog any ways.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Quethal wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    Seriously, can you dudes imagine if someone named a dog Jesus, and thousands of Christians cried for this guy's swift execution?

    While you have a hilarious point, sir, to be fair, Christians view Jesus much differently than Muslims view Muhammad =P
    And Jesus is a pretty uncommon name in the Christian world. Muhammed isn't.

    Jesus is a prophet of God in Islam, as well, so I don't know how naming a teddy bear Jesus over there would fly, either...

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    Blue Is BeautifulBlue Is Beautiful Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    there is very few schools in the US that would let you name the class teddy bear Jesus.

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    no, you can't.
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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Quethal wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    Seriously, can you dudes imagine if someone named a dog Jesus, and thousands of Christians cried for this guy's swift execution?

    While you have a hilarious point, sir, to be fair, Christians view Jesus much differently than Muslims view Muhammad =P
    And Jesus is a pretty uncommon name in the Christian world. Muhammed isn't.

    Jesus is a prophet of God in Islam, as well, so I don't know how naming a teddy bear Jesus over there would fly, either...

    what about mexico

    theyre catholic

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    Quethal wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    Seriously, can you dudes imagine if someone named a dog Jesus, and thousands of Christians cried for this guy's swift execution?

    While you have a hilarious point, sir, to be fair, Christians view Jesus much differently than Muslims view Muhammad =P
    And Jesus is a pretty uncommon name in the Christian world. Muhammed isn't.

    Jesus is a prophet of God in Islam, as well, so I don't know how naming a teddy bear Jesus over there would fly, either...

    what about mexico

    theyre catholic
    Mexico being the entire Western world.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    Quethal wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    Seriously, can you dudes imagine if someone named a dog Jesus, and thousands of Christians cried for this guy's swift execution?

    While you have a hilarious point, sir, to be fair, Christians view Jesus much differently than Muslims view Muhammad =P
    And Jesus is a pretty uncommon name in the Christian world. Muhammed isn't.

    Jesus is a prophet of God in Islam, as well, so I don't know how naming a teddy bear Jesus over there would fly, either...

    what about mexico

    theyre catholic
    Mexico being the entire Western world.

    well according to social security


    Jesus was the 104th most popular baby name in the US the year i was born

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    it even peaked at 66th in both 2001 and 2002

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    Blue Is BeautifulBlue Is Beautiful Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    central/south america, plus lots of asian and african countries use the name Jesus

    jesus is important, but in more catholic based offshoots of christianity, he's considered about as important as any other saint, all under god.


    anywho, most places in the US wouldn't let you name anything Jesus.


    the point in islam isn't that Mohammed can't be a name, it can, for people. teddy bears are inanimate objects.



    did you guys hear about how the girl that got raped in saudi arabia got 200 lashings and sentenced to jail and her lawyer banned from law, while her 7 rapists got away?

    oh but there's more! the 7 guys raped her AND her male friend. the reason she was being punished was because she was out in public with a man who was not her family member or husband.




    edit: i think they caught 2 of the rapists and they're having trials

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    no, you can't.
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2007
    Jesus isn't "just another saint" in catholicism. He's, y'know, the son of God.

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah, kinda a bit of a difference there. You know. Technically speaking.

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    I gotta say though

    despite being ridiculous in places

    hinduism is a pretty peaceful religion

    or at least the societies in which it was practiced were

    obviously there is conflict India is involved in, but that's less religious and more political/anger at muslims for trying to conquer them/etc

    I like how that my peoples place is right between India and Pakistan so when the shits finally goes down my family die before the Hindus and the Muslims.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jesus isn't "just another saint" in catholicism. He's, y'know, the son of God.
    Looks like I owe my priest five bucks.

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    Blue Is BeautifulBlue Is Beautiful Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jesus isn't "just another saint" in catholicism. He's, y'know, the son of God.

    i didn't say he was saint, i said he was as important.

    lots of central/south american cultures don't even talk about jesus or the virgin mary without mentioning they are under god. catholics don't go so much for the whole jesus is god/but not god crap the europeans got into.

    anyway, saints like st. judas, st. lazarus, st. monica take precedence over jesus. that's why they pray to them instead of to god or jesus or mary or anything else.

    so it's not a big deal to call your kid jesus. or lazarus or mary.


    muslims view muhammed differently

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    did you guys hear about how the girl that got raped in saudi arabia got 200 lashings and sentenced to jail and her lawyer banned from law, while her 7 rapists got away?

    oh but there's more! the 7 guys raped her AND her male friend. the reason she was being punished was because she was out in public with a man who was not her family member or husband.

    edit: i think they caught 2 of the rapists and they're having trials
    You missed something: her punishment was increased because she went public with this case. Not only was she sentenced to being lashed, but to prison as well.
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I like how that my peoples place is right between India and Pakistan so when the shits finally goes down my family die before the Hindus and the Muslims.
    Stupid question: Are you a sikh?

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I like how that my peoples place is right between India and Pakistan so when the shits finally goes down my family die before the Hindus and the Muslims.
    Stupid question: Are you a sikh?

    Yup.

    Well, family is.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm contemplating naming my wang Mjolnir.

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