What my dad wants will cost around $115. What my mom wants will cost around $10. I'll see if I can talk her into another gift, one that's at least worth 10% of my dad's gift's value :P
Hey Richy, I saw an ad in a flyer for a set of poker chips. 30 bucks for the case, chips, two decks of cards--your basic 500 chip set. Would you like me to grab that for you?
$30? That's really not expensive... yeah, I'd wonder if they're plastic or clay too.
What store is selling them? Do they have a website?
And thanks for the offer, but if you grab them for me, what will you do with them? The case is heavy, sending it by mail will cost as much as the case itself (I assume; I have no experience shipping stuff, but I believe it's expensive).
It's XScargo. They sell refurbished and other assorted cheap stuff. Like, sometimes you can find a gem there, but lots of times it's something refurbished that should work all right. It's a bit of a strange store. I don't know if they have a website.
I get pretty good shipping prices with Purolator because my mother works there. I don't think it would be a problem to ship to you.
They might be plastic, but I don't know. I'll see if I can find out.
What my dad wants will cost around $115. What my mom wants will cost around $10. I'll see if I can talk her into another gift, one that's at least worth 10% of my dad's gift's value :P
Hey Richy, I saw an ad in a flyer for a set of poker chips. 30 bucks for the case, chips, two decks of cards--your basic 500 chip set. Would you like me to grab that for you?
Plastic or clay?
I forget. I know they were 11.5 gram, though. I could send to you, if you'd like.
Oh, wait, Canadian, nevermind.
What do you mean?
You're Canadian, so I'm assuming the deal is Canadian, too...?
Well, it is, but I don't know that it matters... Like, if you wanted them, I could send you a coincidentally-timed-around-Christmas-but-not-a-Christmas-present-because-you-hate-Christmas gift.
Yeah, somehow I don't think MONSTER FOOT LONG DONGS dot com would be that popular if some straight guys didn't like to see their pretty little blonde's geener get split in twain.
What my dad wants will cost around $115. What my mom wants will cost around $10. I'll see if I can talk her into another gift, one that's at least worth 10% of my dad's gift's value :P
Hey Richy, I saw an ad in a flyer for a set of poker chips. 30 bucks for the case, chips, two decks of cards--your basic 500 chip set. Would you like me to grab that for you?
$30? That's really not expensive... yeah, I'd wonder if they're plastic or clay too.
What store is selling them? Do they have a website?
And thanks for the offer, but if you grab them for me, what will you do with them? The case is heavy, sending it by mail will cost as much as the case itself (I assume; I have no experience shipping stuff, but I believe it's expensive).
It's XScargo. They sell refurbished and other assorted cheap stuff. Like, sometimes you can find a gem there, but lots of times it's something refurbished that should work all right. It's a bit of a strange store. I don't know if they have a website.
I get pretty good shipping prices with Purolator because my mother works there. I don't think it would be a problem to ship to you.
They might be plastic, but I don't know. I'll see if I can find out.
Yeah, somehow I don't think MONSTER FOOT LONG DONGS dot com would be that popular if some straight guys didn't like to see their pretty little blonde's geener get split in twain.
Well I was just warning people if they expected some female nudity it was man cock. I have no problem with man cock or ejaculate, except that ejaculate can get messy.
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Well I was just warning people if they expected some female nudity it was man cock. I have no problem with man cock or ejaculate, except that ejaculate can get messy.
Tell me about it.
No really, tell me. In excruciating detail.
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Yeah, somehow I don't think MONSTER FOOT LONG DONGS dot com would be that popular if some straight guys didn't like to see their pretty little blonde's geener get split in twain.
Man if you spend any time on the internets at all sooner or later you're going to bump into a dick that's like two feet long.
It's always made me wonder, like, what you do with something like that.
What my dad wants will cost around $115. What my mom wants will cost around $10. I'll see if I can talk her into another gift, one that's at least worth 10% of my dad's gift's value :P
Hey Richy, I saw an ad in a flyer for a set of poker chips. 30 bucks for the case, chips, two decks of cards--your basic 500 chip set. Would you like me to grab that for you?
$30? That's really not expensive... yeah, I'd wonder if they're plastic or clay too.
What store is selling them? Do they have a website?
And thanks for the offer, but if you grab them for me, what will you do with them? The case is heavy, sending it by mail will cost as much as the case itself (I assume; I have no experience shipping stuff, but I believe it's expensive).
It's XScargo. They sell refurbished and other assorted cheap stuff. Like, sometimes you can find a gem there, but lots of times it's something refurbished that should work all right. It's a bit of a strange store. I don't know if they have a website.
I get pretty good shipping prices with Purolator because my mother works there. I don't think it would be a problem to ship to you.
They might be plastic, but I don't know. I'll see if I can find out.
Yeah, somehow I don't think MONSTER FOOT LONG DONGS dot com would be that popular if some straight guys didn't like to see their pretty little blonde's geener get split in twain.
Man if you spend any time on the internets at all sooner or later you're going to bump into a dick that's like two feet long.
It's always made me wonder, like, what you do with something like that.
Yeah, somehow I don't think MONSTER FOOT LONG DONGS dot com would be that popular if some straight guys didn't like to see their pretty little blonde's geener get split in twain.
Man if you spend any time on the internets at all sooner or later you're going to bump into a dick that's like two feet long.
It's always made me wonder, like, what you do with something like that.
Yeah, somehow I don't think MONSTER FOOT LONG DONGS dot com would be that popular if some straight guys didn't like to see their pretty little blonde's geener get split in twain.
Man if you spend any time on the internets at all sooner or later you're going to bump into a dick that's like two feet long.
It's always made me wonder, like, what you do with something like that.
Dress it up and hug it!
Yeah, average peener is much more desired than monster dong that cannot fit in anything.
Yeah, somehow I don't think MONSTER FOOT LONG DONGS dot com would be that popular if some straight guys didn't like to see their pretty little blonde's geener get split in twain.
Man if you spend any time on the internets at all sooner or later you're going to bump into a dick that's like two feet long.
It's always made me wonder, like, what you do with something like that.
According to blacksploitation films, you strangle your white oppressers to death with it.
A lady never asks and a gentleman never tells.
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If you're like a trout, then watch out for Elki's worm.
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It was a decent man cock, too.
C'mon guys it's not like I cringe when I see a naked lady GET OVER IT
It's XScargo. They sell refurbished and other assorted cheap stuff. Like, sometimes you can find a gem there, but lots of times it's something refurbished that should work all right. It's a bit of a strange store. I don't know if they have a website.
I get pretty good shipping prices with Purolator because my mother works there. I don't think it would be a problem to ship to you.
They might be plastic, but I don't know. I'll see if I can find out.
Worm is right.
YOU GUNNA TAKE THAT?!?!
but
but
you're gay.
And I'm not named after the president. I coincidentally, however, share the name. My last name I share with a comedian of great repute.
Well, it is, but I don't know that it matters... Like, if you wanted them, I could send you a coincidentally-timed-around-Christmas-but-not-a-Christmas-present-because-you-hate-Christmas gift.
Well that's because naked boobs are awesome. It's a fact.
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and I STICK
You can't get rid of me!
I get all up in your hair and you're saying "Agh! Get this offa me!"
...and?
Doesn't that mean women make you violently ill???
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The sight of cum does make me gag, though.
Zachary Golthwait is a retarded name.
Wait what? Did you have a bad experience or something?
Do you never wank it? Also, you should gis bukkake right now! (NSFW, and by that I mean not safe for work and not safe for wonder_hippie).
I try to avoid getting penises in my porn. Just doesn't do a damn thing for me.
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Is this them?
http://xscargo.flyerservices.com/cached_banner_pages/publication.aspx
The chips are on page 9. They look like standard casino poker chips to me...
Do you also avoid mirrors whilst naked?
Who doesnt like to see that? :P
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Can it?
Tell me about it.
No really, tell me. In excruciating detail.
It's always made me wonder, like, what you do with something like that.
That is totally them. That's the exact flyer, too. I didn't know if they would have a site let alone post the flyer.
So, I suppose you could get the same deal yourself?
I have Kleenex ready. I gag specifically because I was exposed to one bukkake video ages ago, and I still can't get the image out of my head.
Split geeners in twain?
No, because I'm damn sexy. 8-)
I just don't feel a great need to see other guys' junk.
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Become a pornstar, obviously.
*horrifying detail ahead*
Yeah, average peener is much more desired than monster dong that cannot fit in anything.
According to blacksploitation films, you strangle your white oppressers to death with it.
A lady never asks and a gentleman never tells.
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I'm having a hard time making this work in my head and really can't make sense of it.
Some of us don't have dog dorks eddy.
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