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[CHAT]urday! In the park! Musta been the fourth of July!
My copywriter keeps using the materials on my desk. It annoys the hell out of me. She has pens on her own desk, why does she need to come to mine to sign things??? But what's especially annoying is that she uses my stapler (which has my name on it, btw). Every time she comes over to staple, it's like she's trying to make as much noise as possible.
My copywriter keeps using the materials on my desk. It annoys the hell out of me. She has pens on her own desk, why does she need to come to mine to sign things??? But what's especially annoying is that she uses my stapler (which has my name on it, btw). Every time she comes over to staple, it's like she's trying to make as much noise as possible.
I want to discreetly tell her that she needs to stop comming to my desk to use stuff.
Just tell her it's really distracting, and ask her if she needs anything for her own desk. Then direct her to the supplies closet to get a stapler. Suggest it would be more convenient for HER if she didn't have to keep getting up to come over. Unless she liiiiikes youuuuu!
My cube-mate is insufferable. He's been sick in one form or another since I started here last October, and he coughs/hacks/gags really loudly nonstop all fucking day. At first I was considerate and asked him if it was something a doctor could clear up, and he said he keeps "forgetting to go" to one. I spoke to him about it several more times. So now it's just a matter of not having any consideration for the people around him. He's a fucking disgusting monster, and one day I will kick him in the back of the head.
Alright, I'll admit that I use DA. I have a fellow telling me that my critique was invalid because his lighting "set the mood," and "the model needs to breath." That he had intended the photo to be the way that it is.
I told him that intention is irrelevant, that his lighting needs to be fixed because of the horrible grain at ISO 800, and that the cropping is so wrong that you lose almost all expression.
All I hear is "No! I'm perfect and so is everything I do! Everyone look at me! Give me attention and Favs!"
...
I'm not sure why I'm posting this. I think it's an MIRITE!? situation.
You know, I think this might be it. She talks to me non-stop, asks me everything: How I am, what I did, what I'm thinking, How I feel. It's really annoying! She's always looking at what I eat.
-Co-worker - "Hey Toaster, you want some salad, I'm gonna get some for lunch?"
-Copywriter - "No, he doesn't eat salads" *CLICK-CLACK*
-Toaster - "...I hate you..."
-Co-worker - "Hey Toaster, you want some salad, I'm gonna get some for lunch?"
-Copywriter - "No, he doesn't eat salads" *CLICK-CLACK*
-Toaster - "...I hate you..."
That sounds kind of creepy and obsessive, yes. But more disturbing, are you letting this woman salad-block you? Is her interfering not letting you partake of salads that you normally would? If so, you need to start speaking up for your lunch.
Are you kidding? Paperclips are easy to use. You just slip them over the paper.
Reals: it wasn't intentional. I was hanging out with some friends and had a stapler in my room, and was kind of absentmindedly touching it against my lower lip. I won't deny or confirm that substances were involved/consumed. You want to know what hurts? Getting a staple in your lip. Oddly enough, at a later time I got my lower lip pierced, like intentionally. Go fig.
Mango, you'd better put on your whore costume or you're going to regret it, mate. I haven't abused my mod powers in a while now but believe me when I say that I can be quite devious when I feel like it.
It also helps that Cardboard Tube is very mischievous and will jump on board with any plan that I have in store for you, as well. You can either put on your costume or I could just have Tube change your current name to something even more hilarious. And I might just create a new avatar and sig for you that you won't be able to change.
Actually, you know what? That's a great idea. Don't bother logging into your whore costume. I'll get Tube to sort it all out.
I just find it utterly ridiculous that you can get your shit ruined here for doing absolutely nothing wrong. I don't get some stupid ass inside joke, I post last on page 49, and now I get a PM saying I have to be the Golden Whore? What the fuck?
It's not like anyone here even noticed a fucking thing I said anyways.
How is "Golden Whore" any clownier than "Cap'n Mango: Captain and Fruit"? You've preemptively called yourself fruity. At least when you're a Whore you'll get paid for your gloryhole shenanigans.
It's not just the name. It's the idea that I would be forced to wear it for no goddamned reason.
I would always try to be a fucking goody-two-shoes so I wouldn't get infracted, or even fussed at. Sometimes I would get halfway done with a post and just erase it because I thought that someone would misunderstand me.
Besides, if it was something that had anything remotely to do with my current name, it'd be one thing. But I'm sure most of you have a hard enough time recognizing me without a different name.
And I'm not some SE++ asshole. I only post in the AC. After I first posted in SE++, I stayed away from that shit in fear of something like this happening.
Anyone used FlashDevelop before? Just installing it now. Apparently it kicks the Adobe Flash CS3 IDE right in the crotch then pees on it. I am hopeful!
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Your mother and I are so dissapointed.
*SHUFFLE-SHUFFLE-GRAB-CLICK-CLACK-CLICK-CLACK-PUT-SHUFFLE-SHUFFLE*
I want to discreetly tell her that she needs to stop comming to my desk to use stuff.
Just tell her it's really distracting, and ask her if she needs anything for her own desk. Then direct her to the supplies closet to get a stapler. Suggest it would be more convenient for HER if she didn't have to keep getting up to come over. Unless she liiiiikes youuuuu!
My cube-mate is insufferable. He's been sick in one form or another since I started here last October, and he coughs/hacks/gags really loudly nonstop all fucking day. At first I was considerate and asked him if it was something a doctor could clear up, and he said he keeps "forgetting to go" to one. I spoke to him about it several more times. So now it's just a matter of not having any consideration for the people around him. He's a fucking disgusting monster, and one day I will kick him in the back of the head.
What sort of stapler are we talking MT?
Alright, I'll admit that I use DA. I have a fellow telling me that my critique was invalid because his lighting "set the mood," and "the model needs to breath." That he had intended the photo to be the way that it is.
I told him that intention is irrelevant, that his lighting needs to be fixed because of the horrible grain at ISO 800, and that the cropping is so wrong that you lose almost all expression.
All I hear is "No! I'm perfect and so is everything I do! Everyone look at me! Give me attention and Favs!"
...
I'm not sure why I'm posting this. I think it's an MIRITE!? situation.
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You know, I think this might be it. She talks to me non-stop, asks me everything: How I am, what I did, what I'm thinking, How I feel. It's really annoying! She's always looking at what I eat.
-Co-worker - "Hey Toaster, you want some salad, I'm gonna get some for lunch?"
-Copywriter - "No, he doesn't eat salads" *CLICK-CLACK*
-Toaster - "...I hate you..."
Ryan M Long Photography
Buy my Prints!
That sounds kind of creepy and obsessive, yes. But more disturbing, are you letting this woman salad-block you? Is her interfering not letting you partake of salads that you normally would? If so, you need to start speaking up for your lunch.
Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm the one discussing staplers. I don't know about the rest of you.
Also, today is the day after deadline, so killing time at work may lead to stapler discussion.
Ryan M Long Photography
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Reals: it wasn't intentional. I was hanging out with some friends and had a stapler in my room, and was kind of absentmindedly touching it against my lower lip. I won't deny or confirm that substances were involved/consumed. You want to know what hurts? Getting a staple in your lip. Oddly enough, at a later time I got my lower lip pierced, like intentionally. Go fig.
Fuck that shit.
Actually, you know what? That's a great idea. Don't bother logging into your whore costume. I'll get Tube to sort it all out.
Why on earth would you do such a mean thing? You bored? Nothing good on TV?
That shit was ridiculous.
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It's not like anyone here even noticed a fucking thing I said anyways.
I would always try to be a fucking goody-two-shoes so I wouldn't get infracted, or even fussed at. Sometimes I would get halfway done with a post and just erase it because I thought that someone would misunderstand me.
And now I'm the butt of a stupid fucking joke.
That's all it is. And this is only a forum. It helps to have a sense of humor about it.
It's all in fun.
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Besides, if it was something that had anything remotely to do with my current name, it'd be one thing. But I'm sure most of you have a hard enough time recognizing me without a different name.
And I'm not some SE++ asshole. I only post in the AC. After I first posted in SE++, I stayed away from that shit in fear of something like this happening.
Ryan M Long Photography
Buy my Prints!
Anyone used FlashDevelop before? Just installing it now. Apparently it kicks the Adobe Flash CS3 IDE right in the crotch then pees on it. I am hopeful!
In the hot way.
Ryan M Long Photography
Buy my Prints!
I imagined some high-larious comics coming from this name and I giggled, then I saw where you were coming from.
Thank you for opening my eyes.