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Any science students here?

blue powderblue powder Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Social Entropy++
any of you guys science nerds? still at uni or finished your degree? I'm doing a bachelor of science, but not really sure which direction to take or where I could end up after it. so which area are you guys in?

i realised there was a heap of you after reading the science threads. also a heap of you help out people with physics questions and the like in help and advice. whether or not they venture over here i'm not sure...

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am a graduate of chemistry. My field is Nd-YAG LASER research.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Doing some shit called Material, Energy and Nano Technology.

    It's a university degree, but i's so obvious they want it be engineering.

    This semester is only maths (shit easy at that), computer models and some lab work. Easy peasy.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm a bachelor of MAGIC

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mysst has SCIENCE tattooed on his arm.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    i'm not a student anymore, i'm a full fledged scientist

    i got a clipboard and everything

    Knob on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    I'm a bachelor of MAGIC

    That's because no one will marry you.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    got a sweet erlenmeyer flask from scientists.amazon.com

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    I'm a bachelor of MAGIC

    That's because no one will marry you.

    way to rub my face in it

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've got a Master's in PHYSICS* and now I'm doing a PhD in making/characterising biochemical sensors.

    *proper science

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Pulse lasers go click click click. Continuous lasers go whrrrrrrrr.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I've got a Master's in PHYSICS* and now I'm doing a PhD in making/characterising biochemical sensors.

    *proper science

    pfff physics is just maths

    bongi on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Communication and Information Science, only 3rd semester so far though

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Comp Sci.

    Like, 10 years ago.

    It's not real science.

    Unless you want it to be.

    And now I work... with computers.

    DUN DUN DUNNN.........

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I've got a Master's in PHYSICS* and now I'm doing a PhD in making/characterising biochemical sensors.

    *proper science

    pfff physics is just maths
    Not the way I do it, it isn't.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    this is the gun i run all day at work

    look at all that science it has

    much better than a laser

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What good has science ever done really though

    really

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Lasers are prettier. And this one isn't even the prettiest one.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    lasers don't fire particle streams of molten metal at twice the speed of sound

    lasers aren't louder than jet engines

    Knob on
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    lasers don't fire particle streams of molten metal at twice the speed of sound

    lasers aren't louder than jet engines
    *cough* I'm rollin' at the speed of light, son.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2008
    pfffft light

    light is for weenies

    Knob on
  • GertBeefGertBeef Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm currently deffered from a Bachelor of Biotech. Uhh it's cool, you get to do a lot of smelly organic chemistry and you also get to do a lot of smelly biology. My degree is in Nanotechnology in Biotech so there is some physics but it is easy. Unfortinuatly this is not smelly.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    if i were a scientist i'd be an ornithologist

    somehow all of my aspirations are intensely dorky

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    science can go to hell

    God wills it.

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  • GertBeefGertBeef Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    if i were a scientist i'd be an ornithologist

    somehow all of my aspirations are intensely dorky

    I had to look that word up.

    How unsciency of me.

    Why Birds?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited September 2008
    the only real science is chemistry

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You know when you take a dump so hard and heavy that afterwards you feel like just curling up and dying

    Is that a science

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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited September 2008
    i have never had a dump so large that afterwards I felt like curling up and dying, no

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    GertBeef wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    if i were a scientist i'd be an ornithologist

    somehow all of my aspirations are intensely dorky

    I had to look that word up.

    How unsciency of me.

    Why Birds?

    i like birds because their diversity makes them very good animals for literature. you can give almost any bird meaning, and there's a bird for any literary occasion

    looming apocalypse? crow. domestic dispute? robin. visiting an ailing relative in hospital on an autumn night? maybe an evening grosbeak, or some kind of waxwing

    makes sense

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  • GertBeefGertBeef Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    GertBeef wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    if i were a scientist i'd be an ornithologist

    somehow all of my aspirations are intensely dorky

    I had to look that word up.

    How unsciency of me.

    Why Birds?

    i like birds because their diversity makes them very good animals for literature. you can give almost any bird meaning, and there's a bird for any literary occasion

    looming apocalypse? crow. domestic dispute? robin. visiting an ailing relative in hospital on an autumn night? maybe an evening grosbeak, or some kind of waxwing

    makes sense

    THIS IS NOT SCIENCE!

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    also david attenborough and bill odie can't be wrong

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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited September 2008
    ornithoptererologist

    yes

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    jezz you forgot the sir in "Sir David Attenborough"

    I'll let it slide this time.

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I do a bachelor of arts and science but I havent started the science half of my degree yet and I dont know what Im going to do when its time to pick my subjects

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have my degree in Analytical Chemistry. I work in the minerals and material science areas for a huge global minerals business that is slowly crushing my will to live.

    But for 6 years I worked on a product for them in the glass industry, so I got to melt shit all day and do dangerous things with furnaces. Now I'm running mostly elemental testing for trace metals that could kill people if we sold it.

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  • I Am Not A BearI Am Not A Bear Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Environmental science.

    So, yea, hippie science. For the hippies.

    I study granola.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    science is for the birds

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    GertBeef wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    GertBeef wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    if i were a scientist i'd be an ornithologist

    somehow all of my aspirations are intensely dorky

    I had to look that word up.

    How unsciency of me.

    Why Birds?

    i like birds because their diversity makes them very good animals for literature. you can give almost any bird meaning, and there's a bird for any literary occasion

    looming apocalypse? crow. domestic dispute? robin. visiting an ailing relative in hospital on an autumn night? maybe an evening grosbeak, or some kind of waxwing

    makes sense

    THIS IS NOT SCIENCE!

    22946010.IMG_5974.jpg
    This is birdwatching and writing about.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    that's why i said if i were

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  • GertBeefGertBeef Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    I have my degree in Analytical Chemistry. I work in the minerals and material science areas for a huge global minerals business that is slowly crushing my will to live.

    But for 6 years I worked on a product for them in the glass industry, so I got to melt shit all day and do dangerous things with furnaces. Now I'm running mostly elemental testing for trace metals that could kill people if we sold it.

    You would like my mouse pad.

    Spoiled for huge!
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    hey jezz, if I get an albatross tattooed on my back will people assume I was a sailor?

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