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Let's take it in the shorts! (aka Let's Give Wall Street One Trillion Tax Dollars)
Rankenphile
Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
So whatta ya know, duders and dudettes? How fucked is this? Wall street and the greed of the fatcats has nearly brought our economy to its fucking knees, and now we're being asked ("asked") to provide about one trillion dollars to bail out the cocksuckers that did this to us.
How fucking sweet is that shit?
So, like, apparently that whole housing bubble thing where people were all "HOLY SHIT FREE MONEY WOOOOOO!" turned out to be too good to be true. Fuckers started writing loans to people with no credit checks whatsoever. What's that mister gone bankrupt before and don't have even a damn W2 to show me? You want three quarters of a million bucks to buy a home? Can you sign your name? You can? Well hot damn here's some moolah.
And they kept doing this shit. Over and over. And big companies would buy up the loans in blocks and sell them to overseas groups, huge investors, whatever. And then whatta ya know, it couldn't sustain itself forever, so suddenly there's more money than I can fucking wrap my goddamn head around just suddenly like poof gone or whatever, and we the working stiffs get to fucking pay for it.
Ain't that some goddamn shit.
How fucking sweet is that shit?
So, like, apparently that whole housing bubble thing where people were all "HOLY SHIT FREE MONEY WOOOOOO!" turned out to be too good to be true. Fuckers started writing loans to people with no credit checks whatsoever. What's that mister gone bankrupt before and don't have even a damn W2 to show me? You want three quarters of a million bucks to buy a home? Can you sign your name? You can? Well hot damn here's some moolah.
And they kept doing this shit. Over and over. And big companies would buy up the loans in blocks and sell them to overseas groups, huge investors, whatever. And then whatta ya know, it couldn't sustain itself forever, so suddenly there's more money than I can fucking wrap my goddamn head around just suddenly like poof gone or whatever, and we the working stiffs get to fucking pay for it.
Ain't that some goddamn shit.
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this is my thread
bonuses last year of like
20 billion dollars
between like 3 dudes
they will keep every dime
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
im not even joking
we'd go round up, like, Montana or something and just fucking overthrow the motherfuckers
How about we hang them after the ball punching?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
let's spend HALF of the amount and give it to all the people to recoup the losses and let the big stupid bitch corporation flail and die
and then imprison the people in charge, take their assets, and disperse them like sane people
We used to own 4 houses once ...
hahaha that's not how evil works silly rane
when a man can't get a decent handie from a man with a large nose for a dollar or less, the world is going to hell in a handbasket
that's it
Shit.
CEOing is a hard friggin job I tell you what
My company is going down the shitter and I actually had to have 2 meetings this week and bring my bi-monthly eight day dynamite fishing trip to the virgin untouched shores of the bahamas down to only seven days
I need like, 2 or 3 million dollar bonus holy shit I'm stressed.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
This is now the budding vigilante thread. SE will be your network of liasons. We will all buy you equipment then send them to you, free of charge.
Whatever it takes.
his frizzy hair expands like one of those desktop sphere paperweights
hey, we forgot how to run our business and now we're neck high in the shit hole. mind throwing us a rope?
made of money
I call sending him brass knuckles
gonna have angry bananas on them
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
because he probably stands to make billions off it aduhuuuuuuuhhhhh
you forget that while they say this
they're holding giant sacks of money with big $'s on it behind their backs
Buon Giorno, muthafuckas.
they claim it is for research and development of more effecient/alternative cars (YEA RIGHT)
also this one was pretty good
http://news.aol.com/article/house-gop-revolts-against-cheney/185902?icid=100214839x1209679396x1200575923 *scroll down*
Obviously we'll have to weave more 100 dollar bills to make sure the rope can support the added weight of their sacks of gold.
you guys are the reason i post here
and performing fellatio on Henry Paulson