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I challange you to a fight!

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    J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Is your first language love?

    J3p on
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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Melding wrote: »
    Fuck shitter! Now I have cancer!

    You may also have the F-virus.

    Lucky Cynic on
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    My first language is punching. Punching with my fists! BEHOLD MY PUNCHING!

    Melding on
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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I say, you're rather fluent in punching. Eloquent, even.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    punching isn't a dead language. punching makes other languages dead languages.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Punching single handedly killed Latin.

    Melding on
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    cogellcogell Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Melding wrote: »
    Punching single handedly killed Latin.

    Haha, get it, cuz you use your hand to punch! You're a clever one!

    cogell on
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Yes, that was the joke. Thank you.

    NOW WE MUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

    Melding on
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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    cogellcogell Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Melding wrote: »
    Yes, that was the joke. Thank you.

    NOW WE MUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

    Your very welcome.

    TO THE DEATH!
    oh god please don't hurt me

    cogell on
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    BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I ran into my ex's ex the other day in a parking lot. He was standing there hitting his fists together like some dumb ass and threatening me. I went to my car, opened the trunk, took out the crowbar, and clanked it against the ground a few times so that he got the picture. He decided not to come over and pick a fight with me.

    Self defense is a bitch, isn't it?

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    When you say "took," you mean someone peed into your mouth and you swallowed it?

    no i like it in on my balls usually
    Where you eating a triple cheeseburger at the same time?

    not that i recall

    Fallout on
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Bearcat wrote: »
    I ran into my ex's ex the other day in a parking lot. He was standing there hitting his fists together like some dumb ass and threatening me. I went to my car, opened the trunk, took out the crowbar, and clanked it against the ground a few times so that he got the picture. He decided not to come over and pick a fight with me.

    Self defense is a bitch, isn't it?

    That's the kind of stuff I do when i don't want to fight, also is why I carry a sledge hammer in my car quite often.

    Melding on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    what the hell?

    Javen on
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    listen, sometimes i need to break concrete on the go, okay? I have a good reason more then i want to look intimidating.

    Edit: also impromptu Croquet tournaments, have to be ready.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    How often do you find yourself in a situation where you need to head off a fight anyway

    Are you some kind of incredibly abrasive asshole

    I've never been in a physical fight in my life

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I am, ask ori when i don't like someone, THEY KNOW.

    Melding on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I've been in a fight, but not often enough to warrant carrying contingencies around with me

    Javen on
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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Someday I want to get into a fight just to know I kicked an ass once though

    though i'll probably just get beaten up since i have a tendency to cower

    Fandyien on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    fandy
    i'll fight you and let you win

    potatoe on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Someday I want to get into a fight just to know I kicked an ass once though

    though i'll probably just get beaten up since i have a tendency to cower

    it's nice to have a winning record, even if you're the only one who keeps track

    Javen on
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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i keep a 5 cell maglite in the car

    just in case

    but a big metal flashlight aint no sledgehammer

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i keep a 5 cell maglite in the car

    just in case

    but a big metal flashlight aint no sledgehammer

    one gave me fifteen stitches

    but which one?

    Javen on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    I've been lucky
    I've managed to end every fight with one punch so far
    If it went past that I'd get my ass kicked every time

    Me Too! on
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    did you learn this touch of death from a strip mall dojo?

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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    The only time I ever get into fights these days is when I am the on duty Sergeant in charge of the barracks and I am trying to stop a bunch of drunken privates from fighting and one of them inevitably attacks me. Otherwise I really hate violence and think it doesn't solve anything.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    I learned it on the mean suburban streets

    Me Too! on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    The only time I ever get into fights these days is when I am the on duty Sergeant in charge of the barracks and I am trying to stop a bunch of drunken privates from fighting and one of them inevitably attacks me. Otherwise I really hate violence and think it doesn't solve anything.

    God being the CQ sucks

    but

    being the staff duty is worse imo

    Weaver on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    there's no need to get into fights when you're as big as a house
    you just gotta act mean

    potatoe on
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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Casper wrote: »
    The only time I ever get into fights these days is when I am the on duty Sergeant in charge of the barracks and I am trying to stop a bunch of drunken privates from fighting and one of them inevitably attacks me. Otherwise I really hate violence and think it doesn't solve anything.

    God being the CQ sucks

    but

    being the staff duty is worse imo

    Staff duty is boring just because nothing ever happens. You just sit there and sign people in and out of leave and try not to fall asleep.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    or you end up with "ughhgh fuck alpha battery didn't return their arms room key and the armorer drove off and hurf

    Weaver on
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    CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    or you end up with "ughhgh fuck alpha battery didn't return their arms room key and the armorer drove off and hurf

    or someone lost a pair of NVGs or a hand grenade.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    this time the gloves come off

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The sledge hammer is purely for show, no one wants to fuck around with the guy brandishing the sledge hammer. If i actually tried to use it as a weapon i would probably get my face pounded in. That and i do have some honest reasons to have it in my car, it's just not as internet bad ass to explain that.

    Melding on
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    SaphSaph Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I have been in over 10 fights in my life, only lost one of them.

    This is why I was never bullied at school. Also, I was well liked.

    Saph on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    One time when I was an E4, we were all waiting around by the CQ desk for end of day formation and some private was being an obnoxious dick and, while I did have significant rank and time-in-service seniority over him, E4s have to work their asses off to get any respect and you only have any real authority if you have some NCOs backing you up.

    So when I was went to stop him from being such a punk dick to this other kid, he steps over to me and moves likes he's going to do the whole "lightly push me on the chest and challenge" me thing, so before he could touch me (this was after I got back from the shit and moved to a unit that hadn't been deployed yet) I straight-arm shoved him back really hard and he flipped over backwards over the CQ desk it was hilarious

    Weaver on
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    Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You seriously tote a sledge-hammer in your car? That's a pretty decent waste of fuel just for the "I have a sledgehammer" intimidation factor. Honestly, you brandish various other fuel savin' arms that'd serve as a fine substitute.

    Sir Red of the Manti on
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You seriously tote a sledge-hammer in your car? That's a pretty decent waste of fuel just for the "I have a sledgehammer" intimidation factor. Honestly, you brandish various other fuel savin' arms that'd serve as a fine substitute.

    It's like 8 pounds and a knife wont help me get off my tire if another explodes and carrying an air powered ratchet would be heavier then the sledge hammer.

    Melding on
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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    yeah, i don't think a sledge hammer is going to kill mileage in any sense

    potatoe on
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