I ran into my ex's ex the other day in a parking lot. He was standing there hitting his fists together like some dumb ass and threatening me. I went to my car, opened the trunk, took out the crowbar, and clanked it against the ground a few times so that he got the picture. He decided not to come over and pick a fight with me.
Self defense is a bitch, isn't it?
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I ran into my ex's ex the other day in a parking lot. He was standing there hitting his fists together like some dumb ass and threatening me. I went to my car, opened the trunk, took out the crowbar, and clanked it against the ground a few times so that he got the picture. He decided not to come over and pick a fight with me.
Self defense is a bitch, isn't it?
That's the kind of stuff I do when i don't want to fight, also is why I carry a sledge hammer in my car quite often.
The only time I ever get into fights these days is when I am the on duty Sergeant in charge of the barracks and I am trying to stop a bunch of drunken privates from fighting and one of them inevitably attacks me. Otherwise I really hate violence and think it doesn't solve anything.
The only time I ever get into fights these days is when I am the on duty Sergeant in charge of the barracks and I am trying to stop a bunch of drunken privates from fighting and one of them inevitably attacks me. Otherwise I really hate violence and think it doesn't solve anything.
The only time I ever get into fights these days is when I am the on duty Sergeant in charge of the barracks and I am trying to stop a bunch of drunken privates from fighting and one of them inevitably attacks me. Otherwise I really hate violence and think it doesn't solve anything.
God being the CQ sucks
but
being the staff duty is worse imo
Staff duty is boring just because nothing ever happens. You just sit there and sign people in and out of leave and try not to fall asleep.
The sledge hammer is purely for show, no one wants to fuck around with the guy brandishing the sledge hammer. If i actually tried to use it as a weapon i would probably get my face pounded in. That and i do have some honest reasons to have it in my car, it's just not as internet bad ass to explain that.
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edited October 2008
One time when I was an E4, we were all waiting around by the CQ desk for end of day formation and some private was being an obnoxious dick and, while I did have significant rank and time-in-service seniority over him, E4s have to work their asses off to get any respect and you only have any real authority if you have some NCOs backing you up.
So when I was went to stop him from being such a punk dick to this other kid, he steps over to me and moves likes he's going to do the whole "lightly push me on the chest and challenge" me thing, so before he could touch me (this was after I got back from the shit and moved to a unit that hadn't been deployed yet) I straight-arm shoved him back really hard and he flipped over backwards over the CQ desk it was hilarious
You seriously tote a sledge-hammer in your car? That's a pretty decent waste of fuel just for the "I have a sledgehammer" intimidation factor. Honestly, you brandish various other fuel savin' arms that'd serve as a fine substitute.
You seriously tote a sledge-hammer in your car? That's a pretty decent waste of fuel just for the "I have a sledgehammer" intimidation factor. Honestly, you brandish various other fuel savin' arms that'd serve as a fine substitute.
It's like 8 pounds and a knife wont help me get off my tire if another explodes and carrying an air powered ratchet would be heavier then the sledge hammer.
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Haha, get it, cuz you use your hand to punch! You're a clever one!
NOW WE MUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
Your very welcome.
TO THE DEATH!
Self defense is a bitch, isn't it?
no i like it in on my balls usually
not that i recall
That's the kind of stuff I do when i don't want to fight, also is why I carry a sledge hammer in my car quite often.
Edit: also impromptu Croquet tournaments, have to be ready.
Are you some kind of incredibly abrasive asshole
I've never been in a physical fight in my life
though i'll probably just get beaten up since i have a tendency to cower
i'll fight you and let you win
it's nice to have a winning record, even if you're the only one who keeps track
just in case
but a big metal flashlight aint no sledgehammer
one gave me fifteen stitches
but which one?
I've managed to end every fight with one punch so far
If it went past that I'd get my ass kicked every time
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God being the CQ sucks
but
being the staff duty is worse imo
you just gotta act mean
Staff duty is boring just because nothing ever happens. You just sit there and sign people in and out of leave and try not to fall asleep.
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or someone lost a pair of NVGs or a hand grenade.
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This is why I was never bullied at school. Also, I was well liked.
So when I was went to stop him from being such a punk dick to this other kid, he steps over to me and moves likes he's going to do the whole "lightly push me on the chest and challenge" me thing, so before he could touch me (this was after I got back from the shit and moved to a unit that hadn't been deployed yet) I straight-arm shoved him back really hard and he flipped over backwards over the CQ desk it was hilarious
It's like 8 pounds and a knife wont help me get off my tire if another explodes and carrying an air powered ratchet would be heavier then the sledge hammer.