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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I for one am glad that Oboro is still with us.
    I'm not a bad poster when I'm not being absolutely retarded, am I? I like to think I bring a certain something, in the same sense that Drez is irreplaceable and brings a certain nothing. Well, not that he contributes nothing, but his ... something ... his shtick, I mean ... like, the whole point is that he says nothing. Right? Am I doing this right?

    Has Podly ever made a thread about Drez? Podly should make a thread about Drez.

    EDIT: dang elm that was uncanny

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    When I opened up Penny Arcade Forums this evening, I thought:

    "Today is a good day for learning about the masturbation habits of other forumers."


    but I keed :P

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    But now I'm curious, and too lazy to do it myself.
    Screw that, just do the "browse Wikipedia" thing starting from this page:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largest_organisms

    it will take you everywhere interesting.

    I just opened five tabs in under a minute.

    edit; Did you know echidnas can grow up to a metre long? I didn't know that.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    This by the way is how you scare cute witches:

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Mola_mola_ocean_sunfish_Monterey_Bay_Aquarium_2.jpg

    She pretty much wanted to leave after that.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    When I opened up Penny Arcade Forums this evening, I thought:

    "Today is a good day for learning about the masturbation habits of other forumers."
    There was a thread in Games & Technology once, many years ago, on the old forum technology, about what video games you've masturbated to.

    My list solicited abuse from moderators. I killed that thread so dead.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I don't get why people without some or all their limbs appear on TV anymore without having some type of cybernetic enhancement to surrogate their function.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I don't get why people without some or all their limbs appear on TV anymore without having some type of cybernetic enhancement to surrogate their function.

    Do you have any idea how expensive even the most basic and superficial prosthetics are?

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    I for one am glad that Oboro is still with us.
    I'm not a bad poster when I'm not being absolutely retarded, am I? I like to think I bring a certain something, in the same sense that Drez is irreplaceable and brings a certain nothing. Well, not that he contributes nothing, but his ... something ... his shtick, I mean ... like, the whole point is that he says nothing. Right? Am I doing this right?

    Has Podly ever made a thread about Drez? Podly should make a thread about Drez.

    EDIT: dang elm that was uncanny

    Celebrity. It infects everything.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    This by the way is how you scare cute witches:

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Mola_mola_ocean_sunfish_Monterey_Bay_Aquarium_2.jpg

    She pretty much wanted to leave after that.
    When I was a wee lass, the woman who cut my hair had been on a boat in ... I think it was the Gulf?, ... where they had an ocean sunfish come right up and fucking swim beside them. It was an unpowered boat, so they just got right out and swam with it, and they had an underwater camera so they took all of these awesome pictures of them just chillaxin' with it.

    She kept the pictures on the mirror that she cut hair in front of. :D

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    When I opened up Penny Arcade Forums this evening, I thought:

    "Today is a good day for learning about the masturbation habits of other forumers."
    There was a thread in Games & Technology once, many years ago, on the old forum technology, about what video games you've masturbated to.

    My list solicited abuse from moderators. I killed that thread so dead.

    But now I'm curious, and too lazy to do it myself.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I don't get why people without some or all their limbs appear on TV anymore without having some type of cybernetic enhancement to surrogate their function.

    Do you have any idea how expensive even the most basic and superficial prosthetics are?
    But aren't there charities and institutions dedicated to this? I mean surely there must be some crossover between DARPA building exo-skeletons and this.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I don't get why people without some or all their limbs appear on TV anymore without having some type of cybernetic enhancement to surrogate their function.

    Do you have any idea how expensive even the most basic and superficial prosthetics are?

    I think someone is missing the point of narrative. In some cases people without all or some of their limbs appear on TV precisely because they lack some or all of their limbs.

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    ― Marcus Aurelius

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Crimson King I will masturbate you

    I will bring your body to the point of masturbation

    alternatively you can do it yourself with god-awful forced feminization literotica

    Miss Vicky's Sissy Fiction: Index

    do you know why I am posting this? because some of you will click it

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    When I opened up Penny Arcade Forums this evening, I thought:

    "Today is a good day for learning about the masturbation habits of other forumers."
    There was a thread in Games & Technology once, many years ago, on the old forum technology, about what video games you've masturbated to.

    My list solicited abuse from moderators. I killed that thread so dead.

    But now I'm curious, and too lazy to do it myself.

    I beat off while playing BF 1942 once.

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yay the most boring part of this assignment is done.

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    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Good god I hate the 60 minutes interviewers. They do nothing but fellate celebrities.

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Crimson King I will masturbate you

    I will bring your body to the point of masturbation

    alternatively you can do it yourself with god-awful forced feminization literotica

    Miss Vicky's Sissy Fiction: Index

    do you know why I am posting this? because some of you will click it

    whoakay, i did not intend to go nearly that far down the rabbit hole

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I don't get why people without some or all their limbs appear on TV anymore without having some type of cybernetic enhancement to surrogate their function.

    Do you have any idea how expensive even the most basic and superficial prosthetics are?
    But aren't there charities and institutions dedicated to this? I mean surely there must be some crossover between DARPA building exo-skeletons and this.
    What I've found is that a lot of charities and institutions dedicated to such fantastic causes have their budgets obliterated very early per annum, and develop inordinately long waiting lists, and have to construct ridiculous schema for the ordering of those who stand to benefit, which alienate all but the most extreme and dire cases.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Goddamnit, Obo.

    You know I have to click every link posted in chat.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    When I opened up Penny Arcade Forums this evening, I thought:

    "Today is a good day for learning about the masturbation habits of other forumers."
    There was a thread in Games & Technology once, many years ago, on the old forum technology, about what video games you've masturbated to.

    My list solicited abuse from moderators. I killed that thread so dead.

    But now I'm curious, and too lazy to do it myself.

    I beat off while playing BF 1942 once.
    I beat off while playing Animal Crossing once.

    No, I'm not a furry, it had to do with the fact I could dress the little characters up however I wanted. I have a control thing.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I beat off while playing BF 1942 once.

    Yes, but you weren't beating off to it. At least I hope not.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Crimson King I will masturbate you

    I will bring your body to the point of masturbation

    alternatively you can do it yourself with god-awful forced feminization literotica

    Miss Vicky's Sissy Fiction: Index

    do you know why I am posting this? because some of you will click it

    I will if you guarantee well written girl on girl spanking.

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    ― Marcus Aurelius

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Goddamnit, Obo.

    You know I have to click every link posted in chat.
    I'd be careful about telling us that.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    I beat off while playing BF 1942 once.

    Yes, but you weren't beating off to it. At least I hope not.

    Nah. It was just like a really long load time and I don't know what happened but next thing I knew I had to finish.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I mean, the Strange and Embarrassing Moments thread used to cower before me. I was the one that the OPs were named for!! But it was too easy. Also too denigrating. Also too denigrating for other people who are adherents to my lifestyles.

    But mostly too easy.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    But aren't there charities and institutions dedicated to this? I mean surely there must be some crossover between DARPA building exo-skeletons and this.

    There are also charities devoted to keeping people fed.

    Which doesn't cost nearly as much as a plastic leg that has no moving parts.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    When I opened up Penny Arcade Forums this evening, I thought:

    "Today is a good day for learning about the masturbation habits of other forumers."
    There was a thread in Games & Technology once, many years ago, on the old forum technology, about what video games you've masturbated to.

    My list solicited abuse from moderators. I killed that thread so dead.

    But now I'm curious, and too lazy to do it myself.

    I beat off while playing BF 1942 once.

    Only once?

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    “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius

    Path of Exile: themightypuck
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    When I opened up Penny Arcade Forums this evening, I thought:

    "Today is a good day for learning about the masturbation habits of other forumers."
    There was a thread in Games & Technology once, many years ago, on the old forum technology, about what video games you've masturbated to.

    My list solicited abuse from moderators. I killed that thread so dead.

    But now I'm curious, and too lazy to do it myself.

    I beat off while playing BF 1942 once.

    Only once?

    Just once.

    Oboro none of this is particularly strange or embarrassing for you so it's really not the same.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    But seriously people, it doesn't matter what I "beat off to" because it's irrelevant when squared against the bigger picture. I'm a grinder. What stimulates me to masturbate is nowhere near as intriguing and vile as the things against which I have stimulated myself.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I wish I could santahatify my avatar.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Just once.

    Oboro none of this is particularly strange or embarrassing for you so it's really not the same.
    I coined the use of fisty-nine on this forum.

    I can never outdo myself, you're right.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I grinderbate against... women.

    Who are naked.

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Did you know naked mole rats cannot feel pain?

    edit; well that sounded strange in the context of this page

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I don't believe in apologies. When someone in the yakuza makes a mistake, they cut off a portion of their own pinky finger. And in that way, save face. And knowing the Japanese, they probably get an even better prosthetic finger. With a knife you can take out of it, or a screwdriver or a corkscrew.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    But seriously people, it doesn't matter what I "beat off to" because it's irrelevant when squared against the bigger picture. I'm a grinder. What stimulates me to masturbate is nowhere near as intriguing and vile as the things against which I have stimulated myself.

    Vile and intriguing indeed.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Good ol' middle of the night masturbation hour in [chat].

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    But seriously people, it doesn't matter what I "beat off to" because it's irrelevant when squared against the bigger picture. I'm a grinder. What stimulates me to masturbate is nowhere near as intriguing and vile as the things against which I have stimulated myself.

    Vile and intriguing indeed.
    Foosball table was a good one because I actually used the time-lapse on my cameraphone to take pictures of that one.

    The blue team were the real winners.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    But seriously people, it doesn't matter what I "beat off to" because it's irrelevant when squared against the bigger picture. I'm a grinder. What stimulates me to masturbate is nowhere near as intriguing and vile as the things against which I have stimulated myself.

    Vile and intriguing indeed.
    Foosball table was a good one because I actually used the time-lapse on my cameraphone to take pictures of that one.

    The blue team were the real winners.

    How does that even work? That just seems like it would be really awkward.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    gosh why am I even telling any other stories after I mentioned fisty-nine

    nothing is remarkable in the shadow of the one monolith

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    How does that even work? That just seems like it would be really awkward.

    Pressure+Friction.

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