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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Man, I am just missing the hell out of my women this week.

    Goddamn time and space and other guys.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Male circumcision isn't even comparable to the barbarity that is described as 'female circumcision'. That's bullshit- in its common usage, it's nothing less than utter mutilation, sadistic torture.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I've never met someone who's been mutilated in this way. It seems a bit glib to refer to it as "expert mode". That said, it's late and I'm pretty much all out of nuance.

    I've known her since 1998. I can only maintain rage over her lack of flaps for so long.

    I mean hell she comes from a country where they banned Ferris Wheels because it gave kids a chance to hold hands.

    I'm still mad that I got circumcised. What some cultures do to girls completely enrages me, but since I don't have any first hand experience with the issue I tend to just be ineffectually outraged about it.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Detharin wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Detharin: making the world a better place for women since 2008.

    Fixed.

    But locking them away for life is much cooler, it's kind of like putting them in a prison colony in space where they will never feel the sweet sensations of Earth ever again.

    I just think we should circumsize them. Eye for an eye, right?

    It's not quite the same, though. It's like... he cut off my arm, so we're going to crack the nail on his pinky.
    That's different. You can't describe those with the same word.

    He shiv'd me so we're going to shiv him back. But in a lighter, friendlier (note: still painful) way.

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Male circumcision isn't even comparable to the barbarity that is described as 'female circumcision'. That's bullshit- in its common usage, it's nothing less than utter mutilation, sadistic torture.

    look i think now is the point where i make it quite clear that i was joking

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Jesus christ what the fuck is your problem Crimson King?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    It's all disgusting mutiliation. Women just have significantly more tissue and function that is removed, and more people are comfortable with male circumcision because it is simply that much more common.

    Torture is another matter. That's like the shithole African kind of female circumcision. There are different degrees of it. The Malaysian kind is basically just trimming some of the external stuff so it looks like you are fucking a child.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Male circumcision isn't even comparable to the barbarity that is described as 'female circumcision'. That's bullshit- in its common usage, it's nothing less than utter mutilation, sadistic torture.

    look i think now is the point where i make it quite clear that i was joking

    Oh ok.

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    DetharinDetharin Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Pretty much, and sadly the penalty for doing it is never harsh enough. I am quite serious about my drug into the street and shot platform. You do not do that to a woman, and it should be vigorously stamped out.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Also I am going to go out and say that dragging people into the street and shooting them for the mutilation of another person is not the right thing to do.

    Maybe that is the Texas thing to do, but when is Texas ever right?

    But seriously, rehabilitation and education of those who have done wrong is part of the solution. The other part is directly addressing the root of the problem. You don't cure a disease by going after the symptoms.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm still mad that I got circumcised. What some cultures do to girls completely enrages me, but since I don't have any first hand experience with the issue I tend to just be ineffectually outraged about it.

    Supposedly my dad didn't want me to be cut, but my mom was insistant on it. It's one of those things I add in to my list of reasons why I don't care about family particularly much.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    It's all disgusting mutiliation. Women just have significantly more tissue and function that is removed, and more people are comfortable with male circumcision because it is simply that much more common.

    Torture is another matter. That's like the shithole African kind of female circumcision. There are different degrees of it. The Malaysian kind is basically just trimming some of the external stuff so it looks like you are fucking a child.

    FGC isn't as prevalent in Malaysia, it's mostly done by Singaporeans. Further, it's not the popular usage- sure it technically fits the bill, but the mild severity flies in the face of the connotation of the phrase.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Detharin wrote: »
    Pretty much, and sadly the penalty for doing it is never harsh enough. I am quite serious about my drug into the street and shot platform. You do not do that to a woman, and it should be vigorously stamped out.

    This has never solved anything in the history of anything.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    Detharin wrote: »
    Pretty much, and sadly the penalty for doing it is never harsh enough. I am quite serious about my drug into the street and shot platform. You do not do that to a woman, and it should be vigorously stamped out.

    This has never solved anything in the history of anything.

    Got rid of the Christians.

    wait. . .

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I am not really connected to popular usage, seeing as I do not engage in the vast majority of popular culture. So you're going to have to get used to me tending to use proper usage more than popular.

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    Mutilation is mutilation and should be tried in the same way other forms of mutilation are handled. Mob justice just leads to that coat hanger kind of shit.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    Detharin wrote: »
    Pretty much, and sadly the penalty for doing it is never harsh enough. I am quite serious about my drug into the street and shot platform. You do not do that to a woman, and it should be vigorously stamped out.

    This has never solved anything in the history of anything.

    Got rid of the Christians.

    wait. . .

    Maybe if the Romans had used more lions...

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So this one time I made a joke in [chat] about how male and female circumcision were equivalent because I thought no-one would believe that anyone actually believed that. That was silly in retrospect.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I am not really connected to popular usage, seeing as I do not engage in the vast majority of popular culture. So you're going to have to get used to me tending to use proper usage more than popular.

    Noted.

    Check this out- there's a really popular candy and candy dispensing mechanism. It's called Pez. You should get up on that shit, bro.
    Mutilation is mutilation and should be tried in the same way other forms of mutilation are handled.

    That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
    Mob justice just leads to that coat hanger kind of shit.

    This I agree with.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So anyways. Partners with impaired abilities to be stimulated and to reach orgasm make losing virginity especially awkward.

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    Organichu: You think shoving someone's hands into a wood chipper would not have adequate legal rammifications to cover making sex a pain in the ass?

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Organichu wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    It's all disgusting mutiliation. Women just have significantly more tissue and function that is removed, and more people are comfortable with male circumcision because it is simply that much more common.

    Torture is another matter. That's like the shithole African kind of female circumcision. There are different degrees of it. The Malaysian kind is basically just trimming some of the external stuff so it looks like you are fucking a child.

    FGC isn't as prevalent in Malaysia, it's mostly done by Singaporeans. Further, it's not the popular usage- sure it technically fits the bill, but the mild severity flies in the face of the connotation of the phrase.

    Hell, I thought Singapore was a modern society. I need to learn more about the world.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    I didn't know that female circumcision is used to treat mental diseases, too.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So anyways. Partners with impaired abilities to be stimulated and to reach orgasm make losing virginity especially awkward.

    Obviously you just weren't trying hard enough.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hell, I thought Singapore was a modern society. I need to learn more about the world.

    Being a modern society doesn't require valuing human beings.

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    James: Actually I found out in the midst of the act and it instantly murdered my libido.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Oh fuck it, taking a hiatus from posting will just make me even more antisocial and more in my shell and more likely to do stupid bullshit. Sorry for that former, and also now unfollowed, comment of mine. :V

    RESUME THE [CHAT]ING

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So anyways. Partners with impaired abilities to be stimulated and to reach orgasm make losing virginity especially awkward.

    Obviously you just weren't trying hard enough.

    Cenj is trying to kill this thing and you just have to bring it back.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    So anyways. Partners with impaired abilities to be stimulated and to reach orgasm make losing virginity especially awkward.
    This isn't just bad for virginity escapades. Try to get a guy who masturbates multiple times a day to orgasm with solely oral sex -- if you can pound that out in less than twenty minutes, you deserve a damn medal.

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I just ate, like, half a cow.
    MOO!

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    I figure I could take a bear.
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    DetharinDetharin Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    James wrote: »

    This has never solved anything in the history of anything.

    Makes me feel better. The issue will not be resolved in my lifetime, there is not enough popular support to stop it. The people perpetuating it are under little to no motivation to stop doing it, and it will largely continue unabated for generations to come.

    Do we either do not resolve the issue peacefully, or do not resolve the issue through violence.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    This isn't just bad for virginity escapades. Try to get a guy who masturbates multiple times a day to orgasm with solely oral sex -- if you can pound that out in less than twenty minutes, you deserve a damn medal.

    I made the mistake of training myself to be resistant on purpose.

    Fortunately I disocovered methods to make up for the difference: Huge amounts of foreplay and incredibly dirty thoughts.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Hell, I thought Singapore was a modern society. I need to learn more about the world.

    Being a modern society doesn't require valuing human beings.

    Also: lots of weird shit has actually been passed (forced) down by our colonial societies.

    And really, the abortion debate is still flying high in the US, do you really expect Singapore to be the protector of woman's rights?

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    poshniallo wrote: »
    I just ate, like, half a cow.
    MOO!
    (Oboro wikipedias to see what the average weight of a cow is.)

    (Oboro wikipedias humans to see what the average male adult weighs.)

    (Oboro uses the Google search engine calculator function to figure this as a ratio.)

    (Oboro then uses Google to find the wikipedia page of the animal with a corresponding daily-consumption ratio.)

    (Oboro says, "Fuck it, no one cares if I post such a shitty joke," and spends the next hour on wikipedia.)

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    This isn't just bad for virginity escapades. Try to get a guy who masturbates multiple times a day to orgasm with solely oral sex -- if you can pound that out in less than twenty minutes, you deserve a damn medal.

    I made the mistake of training myself to be resistant on purpose.

    Fortunately I disocovered methods to make up for the difference: Huge amounts of foreplay and incredibly dirty thoughts.
    Surprisingly, I've found this to work for me too. No matter how awful my partner is, I can just close my eyes and imagine myself actually having rewarding sex, and we get there. XD

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    DetharinDetharin Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Oh fuck it, taking a hiatus from posting will just make me even more antisocial and more in my shell and more likely to do stupid bullshit. Sorry for that former, and also now unfollowed, comment of mine. :V

    RESUME THE [CHAT]ING

    Escape the shell, and avoid doing stupid bullshit. Enjoy the freedom the internet offers you!

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    I just ate, like, half a cow.
    MOO!
    (Oboro wikipedias to see what the average weight of a cow is.)

    (Oboro wikipedias humans to see what the average male adult weighs.)

    (Oboro uses the Google search engine calculator function to figure this as a ratio.)

    (Oboro then uses Google to find the wikipedia page of the animal with a corresponding daily-consumption ratio.)

    (Oboro says, "Fuck it, no one cares if I post such a shitty joke," and spends the next hour on wikipedia.)

    But now I'm curious, and too lazy to do it myself.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I also find it helps if I just try to porn the whole thing up.

    Gotta keep the lights on and watch that head bobbin' and maybe some mirrors... :winky:

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Oboro, I think that was your shortest hiatus yet!

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    But now I'm curious, and too lazy to do it myself.
    Screw that, just do the "browse Wikipedia" thing starting from this page:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largest_organisms

    it will take you everywhere interesting.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I for one am glad that Oboro is still with us.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Oboro, I think that was your shortest hiatus yet!
    I'm getting better!!

    8-D

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Also I think Drez would still have to be one of my favorite posters.

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