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PAX 2071! (A Shadowrun Phalla) GAME OVER. Runners win!

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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up, !Human.

    Haven't played Shadowrun in ages, but man is the setting sweet.

    Exarch on
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  • TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Time for wired wizard Leown to sign his fraging self up! Calling all elves, don't be a drek! Become a Go-go-go of Yak SINless Wizworm! We'll show those trogs who is the slot.
    SINless-1.jpg

    TrueNeverborn on
    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Everyone signup, I've got candy!

    Infidel on
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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Time for wired wizard Leown to sign his fraging self up! Calling all elves, don't be a drek! Become a Go-go-go of Yak SINless Wizworm! We'll show those trogs who is the slot.

    Simple Action: activate gyro-mount.
    Simple Action: spin up Vindicator.

    delroland on
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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Complex Action: Get in the van!

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    delroland wrote: »
    Time for wired wizard Leown to sign his fraging self up! Calling all elves, don't be a drek! Become a Go-go-go of Yak SINless Wizworm! We'll show those trogs who is the slot.

    Simple Action: activate gyro-mount.
    Simple Action: spin up Vindicator.

    Kid's stuff.

    Get a Panther Assault Cannon instead.

    Nothing more fun than blowing people away with a tank cannon.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Simple action: Push button?

    I have actually never done anything like shadowrun so I hope I will be okay.

    M.D. on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Simple action: Push button?

    I have actually never done anything like shadowrun so I hope I will be okay.

    You see those guys over there, wearing the star on their coat?

    Go chat with them. Make sure to show them your awesome guns. They love that.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    delroland wrote: »
    Time for wired wizard Leown to sign his fraging self up! Calling all elves, don't be a drek! Become a Go-go-go of Yak SINless Wizworm! We'll show those trogs who is the slot.

    Simple Action: activate gyro-mount.
    Simple Action: spin up Vindicator.

    Kid's stuff.

    Get a Panther Assault Cannon instead.

    Nothing more fun than blowing people away with a tank cannon.

    Don't make me go get the DiKoteâ„¢ combat axe.

    delroland on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Dont' listen to him, D.

    I used to run with those Lonestar guys.

    They'll tear you into pieces and then start shooting.

    lonelyahava on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Dont' listen to him, D.

    I used to run with those Lonestar guys.

    They'll tear you into pieces and then start shooting.

    Don't ruin my fun!

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Sign Up as Elf

    The_Reflection on
    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I miss running SR, I should read through the books again some day when I am less busy. D:

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I never really got the chance to play. I made a character, Ms. Jennifer Talldeer, Former LoneStar Sharpshooter, current Human Shaman Runner, but we never actually played that game.

    Did we, Krata? Or was that the game that our ex-roommate ran and I (thankfully) missed out cause of work?

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Hey, Mr D.

    Wanna make some really really awesome friends?!

    See those three big guys over there? Thetheroo, Delroland, and Inquisitor?

    Go tell them you're REALLY big into hanging out with the Humanis Policlub.

    They'll think it's awesome.

    Promise.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    I never really got the chance to play. I made a character, Ms. Jennifer Talldeer, Former LoneStar Sharpshooter, current Human Shaman Runner, but we never actually played that game.

    Did we, Krata? Or was that the game that our ex-roommate ran and I (thankfully) missed out cause of work?

    You made Talldeer for her game, yes.

    KrataLightblade on
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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up as an Orc!

    Goose! on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Would you please stop trying to get Mr. D killed already!?

    Sheesh, Krata.

    Poor D is going to need somebody to protect him.

    C'mon, hang out with me, D. I'll protect you from Krata and his insanity.

    Too much Spice in that one...

    Yes, I know, wrong universe. Don't care.

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Nobody ever lets me have any fun.

    KrataLightblade on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Not at the expense of possible new allies!

    you go shoot those Lonestar guys, and you can have all the fun you want!

    No corrupting the new Runners already.

    Who knows, he might be useful.



    And if not, he'll make a good meatshield, right?

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Not at the expense of possible new allies!

    you go shoot those Lonestar guys, and you can have all the fun you want!

    No corrupting the new Runners already.

    Who knows, he might be useful.



    And if not, he'll make a good meatshield, right?

    Yeah but NOW because YOU'RE all SOFTHEARTED he won't want to BE one because he'll know that's his job.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hah.

    I'm not soft-hearted.

    I'm soft-chested.

    You'll learn that there is a difference eventually, Krata.

    lonelyahava on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Not MY fault the bioware implants went soft on you.

    I suggest Alphaware, but noooooo, you thought it was too expensive...

    SOTA Chestgear, I said. "No, last years model will be fine", you said. Not my fault Bob's Chop Shop meant that means the last user died last year...

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Please, don't make me shoot you this early.

    These are not implants, they are all natural.

    You're free to test that out, if you think you can dodge my bullets enough.

    And Bob was very nice on the other implants. Yours, if I remember correctly, netted you several compliments from a few ladies....


    In case a few of you can't tell. Yes, there will be Roleplaying going on. And yes, you will like it.

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Now now, love. There's no need to threaten me with your euphamisms.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I have some Betaware stock on wired reflexes, come by for a consultation and sizing! Easy and painless, custom jobs suited for a picky clientele, first three customers get a free reaction trigger installation! :winky:

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Euphemism is what I'm best at, Dear.

    Now stop trying to kill potential allies, and I won't have to shoot you in the head, alright?

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  • Mr. JohnsonMr. Johnson Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Rules updated! I'll probably be doing this a lot before game starts so check the OP regularly.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    hmmm I wonder if the Rules update is to not piss off the Host by roleplaying?

    hehehe

    *goes to check*

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Hey, I'm not killing anyone. Do you see me shooting Mr D? No. No you do not.

    Not my fault if someone else does it, you know. No blaming me.

    I give perfectly good advice. It's like Nietzsche said. "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and what does is really fragging funny."

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You're taking advantage of his innocence!

    Although, how anybody could be innocent and still be trying to be a Runner, is a bit confusing, so you might be right in your instincts to feed him to the Trolls over there.

    "What Doesn't kill you.... "

    Alright, Krata. I'll give you that one. That was pretty well played.

    Wanna go get a drink while the poor kid is still trying to figure out what the hell is going on?

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hmm...

    what should I roleplay as? Drunk dude? Pirate? Ninja?

    I think I'll do the ninja.


    ...

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Sure. But I'll make you a deal. If the kid follows my advice and survives the first three days, you buy my next twenty clips.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ...

    *some Nietzsche quote*

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Thank you Ms. Talldeer I would like some friends :3

    M.D. on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    *stares menacingly*

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hah.

    Sure, sure. But if he follows MY advice and survives the first three days, you buy MY next twenty clips.

    Deal?

    lonelyahava on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    ...No deal, since you're just being NICE to him. But if he dies following my advice, THEN I'll pick up your ammo check.

    KrataLightblade on
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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey!

    No problem, D.

    You old enough to drink?

    Ah, hell, that don't matter.

    C'mon kid. Let's go get a drink and me and Krata can show you around.


    Fine fine fine, Krata. If he dies following your advice, then you pick up the ammo.

    But the kid's paying for the drinks, Right?

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    HYAAAAH!

    *orders Gin and Tonic*

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
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