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PAX 2071! (A Shadowrun Phalla) GAME OVER. Runners win!

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Well of course.

    C'mon, D-boy.

    We'll get you a better street name and show you how things really work in the Shadows.

    First tip: When ninjas are being REALLY LOUD, make sure to pretend you don't see them. They love that.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Yea I can buy the first round.

    Just my pocket book aint to big, ok?

    M.D. on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Second tip: When ninjas are being REALLY LOUD, buy them a round or two of rot gut.

    Then they get really interesting.

    You coming, pajama boy?

    lonelyahava on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    *trips, passes out. Stealthily.*

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Third tip. When ninjas get drunk, shoot them somewhere nonletal, then make sure to turn away really fast and pretend you don't see them screaming on the floor.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ((I want this noted. We're already RPing and the player list is not even half-filled. This is going to be awesome. I hope Zellpher is prepared for what he's gotten himself into.


    And yes, I'm fully aware of the fact that I just might die night 1 because of the RPing. Don't care, having fun.))

    lonelyahava on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Fourth tip: When ninjas fall over drunk to the floor.

    Pretend they're not there.

    They love waking up in strange beds with a Troll and an Orc.

    They love it I tell you.

    lonelyahava on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So I didn't think a Ninja could trip, should I help him up or take his money cause he's obviously drunk?

    M.D. on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Don't worry Ahava, I'll just fudge the sheets to knock you two off to save Zellpher's sanity!

    lonelyahava - wetwork got a little too wet
    KrataLightblade - ninjas

    Infidel on
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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Definitely get his credstick, Mr D. We can get a decker to drain it later.

    EDIT: Love you too, Infy.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    *LOL*

    Oh, Infidel.

    I'm so glad that I'm conscious of my neighbors upstairs.

    Cause, I would seriously be laughing very loudly right now.

    And you know you love the RPing.

    lonelyahava on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Our neighbors appreciate the no-loud-laughing.

    As do I.

    You have no idea how much it hurts, with these cyberears.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    And on that note, I think I'm going to let you all have a break.

    I'm gonna go pass out.

    Hell week starts tomorrow for me.

    Be back late at night.

    Ta!

    lonelyahava on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    OY! WHICH ONE OF YA LIMEY BASTARDS SWIPED ME WALLET?

    *flips out and starts killing random bar patrons*

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Next tip, Dboy. When ninjas totally flip out, they kill the whole town. Best to be elsewhere.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !sign up Orc

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
    edited November 2008
    All this over a single new drek in the shadows. Tell ya' what D, you wetwork Krata for tryin' ta' geek ya' and I'll hand ya' some Dataslave SINs for some quick and easy Deck experience. So easy even a rook couldn't dumpshock. Be watchin' ya chummer.

    TrueNeverborn on
    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Well, that solved nothing. And now me blades need resharpening.

    *puts mask back on, throws down a smoke bomb and dissipates.*

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    All this over a single new drek in the shadows. Tell ya' what D, you wetwork Krata for tryin' ta' geek ya' and I'll hand ya' some Dataslave SINs for some quick and easy Deck experience. So easy even a rook couldn't dumpshock. Be watchin' ya chummer.

    This sounds pretty tempting, though I have to figure out what to do with those.

    M.D. on
  • TrueNeverbornTrueNeverborn Registered User
    edited November 2008
    All this over a single new drek in the shadows. Tell ya' what D, you wetwork Krata for tryin' ta' geek ya' and I'll hand ya' some Dataslave SINs for some quick and easy Deck experience. So easy even a rook couldn't dumpshock. Be watchin' ya chummer.

    This sounds pretty tempting, though I have to figure out what to do with those.

    We all start somewhere, at least ya' ain't a Trog. YOU are worth training. Show some effort and I'll set ya' up with some true trainin' and perhaps a few Johnsons.

    TrueNeverborn on
    So if you love games and I love games... Why are we not playing... **sees the forum** OOOOHHHH Yeh!
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  • Mr. JohnsonMr. Johnson Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Update! See if you can find it.

    Mr. Johnson on
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Awwwwww.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !sign up as an orc

    Grundlterror on
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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Awwwwww.

    What, you don't enjoy the fact that I'm lending my aid to Zellpher for this game? :(

    MrBlarney on
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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I'm !signing up, and unless I change my mind, will be an elf.

    Also, B:L, I know what you mean about being a role PM pack rat. I'm the exact same way. It's so hard, only having 2 slots to use in my mailbox at any given time. I've actually started deleting some old, game crucial conversations and saving them on a word document, but I haven't started on my actual roles yet.

    All too soon though, I'll have no choice. Running out of space there, just like I did in my location.

    FreeAgent on
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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I updated my race choice to !Dwarf

    Gumpy on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !signup Elf

    FrostMist on
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  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Hey, Mr D.

    Wanna make some really really awesome friends?!

    See those three big guys over there? Thetheroo, Delroland, and Inquisitor?

    Go tell them you're REALLY big into hanging out with the Humanis Policlub.

    They'll think it's awesome.

    Promise.

    One time, we took a rival runner (who was subdued), dressed him in a Humanis Policlub Grand Wizard outfit, and threw him out of our van in front of the Big Rhino. The next day, the headline read, "Man Beaten To Death With Own Cyberarm".

    delroland on
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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    delroland wrote: »
    Hey, Mr D.

    Wanna make some really really awesome friends?!

    See those three big guys over there? Thetheroo, Delroland, and Inquisitor?

    Go tell them you're REALLY big into hanging out with the Humanis Policlub.

    They'll think it's awesome.

    Promise.

    One time, we took a rival runner (who was subdued), dressed him in a Humanis Policlub Grand Wizard outfit, and threw him out of our van in front of the Big Rhino. The next day, the headline read, "Man Beaten To Death With Own Cyberarm".

    :^:

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • VThornheartVThornheart Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !sign up as Elf!

    Let's get some wetwork going!

    VThornheart on
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  • DoxaDoxa Registered User
    edited November 2008
    !signup

    edit: oh wait, lemme actually look at this and i'll get my race

    edit2: as troll

    Doxa on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    B:L wrote: »
    But I already used up my Deckard role.


    Shamus, why didn't you sign up for Secret Squashua?

    Totally would've gotten you this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzeqBJ62nNM

    I totally meant to, and totally forgot to. D:

    Shamus on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Shamus wrote: »
    I totally meant to, and totally forgot to. D:
    If you promise to not tell you can send me presents...

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Whens da first night for dis anyways?

    Inquisitor on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    *grabs dagger, cuts rope*

    ...

    Good morning.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up, bitches!
    !Human represent

    Rainfall on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Whens da first night for dis anyways?

    We're at 30/60, assuming people stop slacking and fill it up then I think it's starting tonight with first day ending tomorrow?

    Infidel on
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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I can't help it...I'm additcted to Phalla.

    !sign up as, umm, Dwarf.

    BobCesca on
  • Mr. JohnsonMr. Johnson Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Infidel wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Whens da first night for dis anyways?

    We're at 30/60, assuming people stop slacking and fill it up then I think it's starting tonight with first day ending tomorrow?

    Assuming we get enough people, I would like to start tonight and end 1st day tomorrow.

    Mr. Johnson on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !sign up as Human

    Elendil on
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