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PAX 2071! (A Shadowrun Phalla) GAME OVER. Runners win!

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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Will I die a horribly painful death if I say I have only played shadowrun once and didn't learn all the rules?


    but if it is painful..please make it creative, pain doesn't do much. My nerves stoped working...*maybe I should get this looked at...*
    *stabs repeatedly, severing all nerves that could lead to movement, letting him slowly bleed out with no hope of ever moving again even if someone manages to rescue him.*

    MWAHAHAHAHA!

    I'd've just sent him to a bad chop shop and paid the doc to implant some really old school first-run wired reflexes...

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    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Will I die a horribly painful death if I say I have only played shadowrun once and didn't learn all the rules?


    but if it is painful..please make it creative, pain doesn't do much. My nerves stoped working...*maybe I should get this looked at...*
    *stabs repeatedly, severing all nerves that could lead to movement, letting him slowly bleed out with no hope of ever moving again even if someone manages to rescue him.*

    MWAHAHAHAHA!

    I'd've just sent him to a bad chop shop and paid the doc to implant some really old school first-run wired reflexes...
    Well you are not a ninja, are you?

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    No, but then, you're pretty loud for a ninja.

    Then again, that might just by my cyberears again.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    No, but then, you're pretty loud for a ninja.

    Then again, that might just by my cyberears again.
    I am very loud for a ninja.

    However, I don't have my mask on. So it's cool. This is normal for a ninja without his mask.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    facepalmmedley2kg2dm3.gif

    Fragging breeders. Bunch of suits.

    Edit - I forgot I saved .jpeg., never mind, if was a gif.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Now, see, if I were from Beverly Hills, I would be this loud all the motherfucking time. And very fat.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Now now, Orkboy, quiet down. I'd rather the ninja not flip out any more, and you're on track to annoying him, I think.

    KrataLightblade on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Sign up
    Human

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Now now, Orkboy, quiet down. I'd rather the ninja not flip out any more, and you're on track to annoying him, I think.
    Not flipping out and killing anyone today. Nope.

    At least not for another 2 hours.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • [email protected]ancarscein@gmail.com Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Well a) I know there is no such thing as females online, but I am a chick and just severing nerves is not creative enough...sure it will kill ya but well

    and b) I am not a ninja...today
    and c) Since no one is allowed to die yet

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    !Troll me up Scottie

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    but a) yes i know there is no such thing as females online but I am a chick and just severing nerves is not creative enough...sure it will kill ya but well *sniff*

    and b) I is no ninja...
    anc c) since no one is allowed to die yet....

    You type like a 13 year old teenie bopper. It hurts my eyes.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    but a) yes i know there is no such thing as females online but I am a chick and just severing nerves is not creative enough...sure it will kill ya but well *sniff*

    and b) I is no ninja...
    anc c) since no one is allowed to die yet....

    You type like a 13 year old teenie bopper. It hurts my eyes.

    Sayth Santa Claude.

    Um, isn't a little early for that AV?

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • [email protected]ancarscein@gmail.com Registered User
    edited November 2008
    I am sorry, I type better on more sleep. If it will make your eyes hurt less I'll go offline for the night.

    Excuse me

    Is that better for your poor eyes?

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    but a) yes i know there is no such thing as females online but I am a chick and just severing nerves is not creative enough...sure it will kill ya but well *sniff*

    and b) I is no ninja...
    anc c) since no one is allowed to die yet....
    I am.

    *goes Sweeney Todd on the motherfucker*

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    You lasted ten minutes, ninjaboy.

    KrataLightblade on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I am sorry, I type better on more sleep. If it will make your eyes hurt less I'll go offline for the night.

    Excuse me

    Is that better for your poor eyes?

    It's like you evolved into a real person! I do not hate you anymore.

    TehSpectre on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    ancarscein is a smart ass.

    I like it. :D

    Go at it ancarscein. Just remember it's all fun and games.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    ancarscein is a smart ass.

    I like it. :D

    Go at it ancarscein. Just remember it's all fun and games.

    Until someone loses a cybereye.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    but a) yes i know there is no such thing as females online but I am a chick and just severing nerves is not creative enough...sure it will kill ya but well *sniff*

    and b) I is no ninja...
    anc c) since no one is allowed to die yet....

    You type like a 13 year old teenie bopper. It hurts my eyes.

    Sayth Santa Claude.

    Um, isn't a little early for that AV?

    Nah, I sent out my secret santa gift in D&D, so I found it appropriate.

    TehSpectre on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    You lasted ten minutes, ninjaboy.
    What are we talking about, now?

    EDIT: Oh, I see. I'm a ninja. I can do that.

    *throws down a smoke bomb*

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • [email protected]ancarscein@gmail.com Registered User
    edited November 2008
    but a) yes i know there is no such thing as females online but I am a chick and just severing nerves is not creative enough...sure it will kill ya but well *sniff*

    and b) I is no ninja...
    anc c) since no one is allowed to die yet....
    I am.

    *goes Sweeney Todd on the motherfucker*



    Straight razor are hot, and so the actual musical.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    but a) yes i know there is no such thing as females online but I am a chick and just severing nerves is not creative enough...sure it will kill ya but well *sniff*

    and b) I is no ninja...
    anc c) since no one is allowed to die yet....

    You type like a 13 year old teenie bopper. It hurts my eyes.

    Sayth Santa Claude.

    Um, isn't a little early for that AV?

    Nah, I sent out my secret santa gift in D&D, so I found it appropriate.

    I understand. I'm all most done getting my Secret Seer gift. It's hard to walk in to a porno store to by a dildo. I'm going to write DA's sig on it.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    I understand. I'm all most done getting my Secret Seer gift. It's hard to walk in to a porno store to by a dildo. I'm going to write DA's sig on it.
    :winky:

    TehSpectre on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    ancarscein is a smart ass.

    I like it. :D

    Go at it ancarscein. Just remember it's all fun and games.

    Until someone loses a cybereye.

    I know. You should really tell my mom you are sorry.

    I should too now that I mention it.
    8-)
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    I understand. I'm all most done getting my Secret Seer gift. It's hard to walk in to a porno store to by a dildo. I'm going to write DA's sig on it.
    :winky:

    I'm faking a limp, but he liked it.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    I love how his screen name is a email address.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • [email protected]ancarscein@gmail.com Registered User
    edited November 2008
    I fail its ok, it is all under Critical Failures anyway is it not?

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    I love how his screen name is a email address.

    If he can hang for the full game with that name we all need to give him props.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    How hard is it to understand that Drak is a chick?

    It's quite obvious.

    TehSpectre on
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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    How hard is it to understand that Drak is a chick?

    It's quite obvious.

    Especially since, didn't she like, say so?

    KrataLightblade on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    How hard is it to understand that Drak is a chick?

    It's quite obvious.

    Very hard.

    Dark's a chick? Really?

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    How hard is it to understand that Drak is a chick?

    It's quite obvious.

    Very hard.

    Dark's a chick? Really?

    Well a) I know there is no such thing as females online, but I am a chick and just severing nerves is not creative enough...sure it will kill ya but well

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Maybe that all depends on how much and how long it take me to change my name. This was ancarblahblahblah

    I am still drak though, and still female last time I looked.

    vertroue on
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    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    vertroue wrote: »
    Maybe that all depends on how much and how long it take me to change my name. This was ancarblahblahblah

    I am still drak though, and still female last time I looked.

    Careful, or Toxic might ask for proof.

    KrataLightblade on
    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    How hard is it to understand that Drak is a chick?

    It's quite obvious.

    Very hard.

    Dark's a chick? Really?

    Well a) I know there is no such thing as females online, but I am a chick and just severing nerves is not creative enough...sure it will kill ya but well
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    I'm a retard.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    Eh Toxic is welcomed to...just have to pay this price..

    vertroue on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    vertroue wrote: »
    Maybe that all depends on how much and how long it take me to change my name. This was ancarblahblahblah

    I am still drak though, and still female last time I looked.

    Dude! drak, you don't have 2 pee pees.

    Still, you are a smart ass. 8-)

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited November 2008
    So I have been told before

    vertroue on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited November 2008
    vertroue wrote: »
    So I have been told before

    And will again drak.

    But I was looking for this:

    20071008.jpg

    edit - so late at night no one knew what I said. Thank Gods.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited November 2008
    I'll get Ahava to beat it out of you tomorrow.

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