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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2008
    evilbob wrote: »
    Hey Tube, what's the album fund your sig mentions for?

    Paying for studio time to record my demos/album.

    Tube on
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Honestly I am fucking shaking with rage at the cognitive dissonance that must feed the suggestion of "okay oboro just shape up christ just fucking get on with it already"

    I BECOME INCAPACITATED, SCREAM, AND VOMIT IN GUTTERS ON PUBLIC STREETS BEFORE CURLING INTO A BALL

    yeah

    let me just fucking shape up
    Getting angry really won't solve anything. Calm down. No matter how much of a victim you are, it will not change a thing. Your only option is to calm down and work around your illnesses and get back on your feet.

    Yes, I know that is extremely hard. No, I can't help you either.

    Aldo on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    man i'm so glad i decided to come here first this morning

    always fun to watch someone self-destruct

    Gooey on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Okay Mike, tell me how to bite the bullet. You tell me how to bite the bullet when I fucking TRIED that, they DECLINED my application for Medicaid, and THERE ARE NO MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES IN SEATTLE FOR THE UN/POORLY INSURANCE NOT OVERBOOKED.

    You fucking help me figure this out.
    i don't know oboro. i don't know. :( all of us have tried to help so many times but you self destruct like an imploding star

    i just don't know anymore

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    i jizz right in my pants everytime youre next to me
    and when we're holding hands its just like having sex with me

    Man I told someone this once.

    I think the restraining order is still valid.
    i was referring to this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I think this chat thread just killed every bit of patience Tube has.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    evilbob wrote: »
    Hey Tube, what's the album fund your sig mentions for?

    Paying for studio time to record my demos/album.
    Also known as Extortion Fund 31c.
    What kind of music do you play, CT?

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Oboro wrote: »

    let me just fucking shape up

    Yes, fucking shape up you gigantic, whining baby. Everyone has shit to deal with, EVERYONE. Yours isn't any bigger or more terrifying than anyone else's, and many people have it considerably worse and deal with their shit. Again, you've been told to stop bringing this up on the forum, more than once. Your fate is your responsibility and your responsibility alone to fix. Get it through your skull. Discussion of this is now done.
    Fucking ban me already then, you fuckcunt, because I'm not going to stop posting about my torrid bullshit. You're fucking ace on every other goddamn subject I hear you weigh in on, so stop being so fucking thick here -- I'm not going to change, to say nothing of how ignorant I think some of your other opinions are. If discussion of this is done, now or ever, just fucking ban me because it's only ever going to stop for a few days at best.

    Oboro on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    I think this chat thread just killed every bit of patience Tube has.

    Never let it be said that I don't give being polite a fair shake.

    Tube on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    do we get to blackmail you into forum based favors Tube?

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Eeeek.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2008
    Oh man, things going on. Ahhh.

    Elki on
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This feels so much better, with tube being pissed and making people cry.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    evilbob wrote: »
    Hey Tube, what's the album fund your sig mentions for?

    Paying for studio time to record my demos/album.

    Cool. If I have anything lying around in my paypal I'll chip in a bit.

    evilbob on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    I'm not going to change

    Then this is your lot in life, and your life is going to be like this until you die. I suggest you learn to enjoy it. Since you can change it any time you decide to do so I have no sympathy for you. It is not easy, but it is simple.

    Tube on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    i jizz right in my pants everytime youre next to me
    and when we're holding hands its just like having sex with me

    Man I told someone this once.

    I think the restraining order is still valid.
    i was referring to this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

    I should probably watch SNL more.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i think ill take a break from chat and do some real work....

    the past 2 topics saped some joy from my life....

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    evilbob wrote: »
    Hey Tube, what's the album fund your sig mentions for?

    Paying for studio time to record my demos/album.

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    please don't ban oro D:

    tyrannus on
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Okay Mike, tell me how to bite the bullet. You tell me how to bite the bullet when I fucking TRIED that, they DECLINED my application for Medicaid, and THERE ARE NO MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES IN SEATTLE FOR THE UN/POORLY INSURANCE NOT OVERBOOKED.

    You fucking help me figure this out.

    You can earn $500-$600 every couple of days by selling your sperm.

    It was my understanding Oboro was a chick. who's sperm is she gonna sell?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2008
    evilbob wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Hey Tube, what's the album fund your sig mentions for?

    Paying for studio time to record my demos/album.

    Cool. If I have anything lying around in my paypal I'll chip in a bit.

    Well that would be very kind of you if you are able to do that, thank you.
    do we get to blackmail you into forum based favors Tube?

    I'm afraid not, no. The donation is purely voluntary and no special treatment is gained from it. In fact it makes it more likely that I will be particularly scrupulous in my dealings with donators for fear of losing my job.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    She's in transition...

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ohh just got back from the store. Do I have time to make some popcorn?

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2008
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Okay Mike, tell me how to bite the bullet. You tell me how to bite the bullet when I fucking TRIED that, they DECLINED my application for Medicaid, and THERE ARE NO MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES IN SEATTLE FOR THE UN/POORLY INSURANCE NOT OVERBOOKED.

    You fucking help me figure this out.

    You can earn $500-$600 every couple of days by selling your sperm.

    It was my understanding Oboro was a chick. who's sperm is she gonna sell?

    Oboro is a pre-op transexual.

    Tube on
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Fucking ban me already then, you fuckcunt, because I'm not going to stop posting about my torrid bullshit. You're fucking ace on every other goddamn subject I hear you weigh in on, so stop being so fucking thick here -- I'm not going to change, to say nothing of how ignorant I think some of your other opinions are. If discussion of this is done, now or ever, just fucking ban me because it's only ever going to stop for a few days at best.
    if you'd be half so damned stubborn outside this forum you'd already be at the homeless shelter asking for a sammich. Tube is saying the same thing as me, he words it harshly, I word it nicely, but we're both saying to chill down, and work around your illnesses.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    I'm not going to change

    Then this is your lot in life, and your life is going to be like this until you die. I suggest you learn to enjoy it. Since you can change it any time you decide to do so I have no sympathy for you. It is not easy, but it is simple.

    She just needs to train up her willpower.

    Dynagrip on
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Man did I miss some drama in here or what.

    Damn me for posting about football and doing work.

    JustinSane07 on
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Okay Mike, tell me how to bite the bullet. You tell me how to bite the bullet when I fucking TRIED that, they DECLINED my application for Medicaid, and THERE ARE NO MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES IN SEATTLE FOR THE UN/POORLY INSURANCE NOT OVERBOOKED.

    You fucking help me figure this out.

    You can earn $500-$600 every couple of days by selling your sperm.

    It was my understanding Oboro was a chick. who's sperm is she gonna sell?

    Oboro still has man parts.

    Also if that doesn't work there's always swallowing sperm. And you can do that everyday, no need to recharge.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Okay Mike, tell me how to bite the bullet. You tell me how to bite the bullet when I fucking TRIED that, they DECLINED my application for Medicaid, and THERE ARE NO MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES IN SEATTLE FOR THE UN/POORLY INSURANCE NOT OVERBOOKED.

    You fucking help me figure this out.
    i don't know oboro. i don't know. :( all of us have tried to help so many times but you self destruct like an imploding star

    i just don't know anymore

    Yeah, compassion fatigue sort of sets in after a while.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    So the new BBC detective show on Sunday nights is pretty great.

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    AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    You people have ruined the Queen [chat].

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    evilbob wrote: »
    Hey Tube, what's the album fund your sig mentions for?

    Paying for studio time to record my demos/album.

    What do you do?

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    OK. Fine. Conversation is over and I'll find something constructive and do it. I don't know what it'll be or how effective it could ever be, but I'll go do something. :|

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    DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Okay Mike, tell me how to bite the bullet. You tell me how to bite the bullet when I fucking TRIED that, they DECLINED my application for Medicaid, and THERE ARE NO MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES IN SEATTLE FOR THE UN/POORLY INSURANCE NOT OVERBOOKED.

    You fucking help me figure this out.

    You can earn $500-$600 every couple of days by selling your sperm.

    It was my understanding Oboro was a chick. who's sperm is she gonna sell?

    Oboro still has man parts.

    Also if that doesn't work there's always swallowing sperm. And you can do that everyday, no need to recharge.

    Or you know she could have no quit the job she got when she first moved there. What was the reasoning again, something around not wanting to work? By that definition I should have quit working 10 years ago.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2008
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Hey Tube, what's the album fund your sig mentions for?

    Paying for studio time to record my demos/album.

    What do you do?

    I play guitar and do singing!

    Tube on
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Okay Mike, tell me how to bite the bullet. You tell me how to bite the bullet when I fucking TRIED that, they DECLINED my application for Medicaid, and THERE ARE NO MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES IN SEATTLE FOR THE UN/POORLY INSURANCE NOT OVERBOOKED.

    You fucking help me figure this out.

    You can earn $500-$600 every couple of days by selling your sperm.

    It was my understanding Oboro was a chick. who's sperm is she gonna sell?

    Oboro is a pre-op transexual.

    Then yeah, make those fuckers work for you!

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    And off goes Oboro to blow a subcontractor.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Bogart wrote: »
    So the new BBC detective show on Sunday nights is pretty great.

    That sounds awfully generic. Quirky Old Lady Sleuth in: Teatime for Murder!

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    So the new BBC detective show on Sunday nights is pretty great.

    That sounds awfully generic. Quirky Old Lady Sleuth in: Teatime for Murder!

    Starring Helen Mirren.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    HobosapienHobosapien Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    If you don't get banned for mixing it up with a mod, then we can dance, old man. This civility is stifling me anyway. I hate to tell you this, he of the arbitrarily enforced rule, but there is nothing in the rules that prohibits videos. Fine, you can read closed threads. I'm dumb on that one, it happens. But the issue at hand is, did you exceed your authority in closing the second thread, and the answer is a resounding yes. The best justification you can come up with is a feeble "but but but there was a video!" Yet videos AREN'T AGAINST THE RULES! I've seen others post videos today. In D&D.

    My video was against the unwritten rule that the state of what's left of an addled mind determines what stays or goes. Everything in that thread conformed to the guidelines perfectly. The funny thing is, you all know that, cause the damned thing's got 130 hits, you've read the "offending" thread. I provided a clear topic for discussion, shared my thoughts about it in text form, solicited others opinions, even laid out what other viewpoints could be. If and when Tube can actually articulate a rationale for his power trip,

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    So the new BBC detective show on Sunday nights is pretty great.

    That sounds awfully generic. Quirky Old Lady Sleuth in: Teatime for Murder!

    It's called Wallander, and features a slightly chubby Kenneth Branagh as a Swedish policeman solving horrible crimes in an exceptionally bleak landscape while his pitiful life crumbles around him. David Warner plays his ailing artist father who relentlessly paints the same landscape over and over.

    It's wonderful.

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