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Your Five Senses

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    What kind of idiot ditches sight for taste.

    You use taste maybe 3-4 times a day. You use sight every single waking moment of your life. Sight enriches my life, a wonderful vista, paintings and art, the faces of the people I love - reading emotions seeing them smile.

    You would give all of that up for the ability to taste food, most of which is probably horrible anyways.

    That is so alien a concept to me. I mean, of all the main senses I would be willing to give up, if I was forced to, taste and smell could go immediately. I mean shit, my friend has no sense of smell because she was born with it
    blah blah blah

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sight is pretty important for my job as a professional voyeur.

    Plus braille porn doesn't do it for me anymore.

    So ... erotica on recording?

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    That brings up a legit question.

    If you were born without sight and you heard an erotica recording, what would you visualize in your mind's eye while beating off?

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    That brings up a legit question.

    If you were born without sight and you heard an erotica recording, what would you visualize in your mind's eye while beating off?

    touching/smelling the person?

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    That brings up a legit question.

    If you were born without sight and you heard an erotica recording, what would you visualize in your mind's eye while beating off?

    touching/smelling the person?

    I wish I had a cool blind friend who could answer these questions. :(

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    What kind of idiot ditches sight for taste.

    You use taste maybe 3-4 times a day. You use sight every single waking moment of your life. Sight enriches my life, a wonderful vista, paintings and art, the faces of the people I love - reading emotions seeing them smile.

    You would give all of that up for the ability to taste food, most of which is probably horrible anyways.

    That is so alien a concept to me. I mean, of all the main senses I would be willing to give up, if I was forced to, taste and smell could go immediately. I mean shit, my friend has no sense of smell because she was born with it
    blah blah blah

    You typed this by using your eyes to look at the keyboard. If you gave up your sight it would be incredibly difficult for you to gain anything out of the internet, which is inherently text and image based. So you probably wouldn't be posting here much.

    Unless you used text to voice systems, though that would mean everyone elses posts would end up being conveyed to you by a mechanical souless robot voice.

    I just think sight, to me at least, is by far the most valuable sense. Willingly giving it up is just insane to me. Especially for one as worthless as taste. Most of the food I eat is something I wouldn't consider a life affirming taste. I mean is my life going to be worse off because I didn't taste those noodles or because I didn't see them?

    Especially with taste and smell and sight all contributing to your experience of food.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    What kind of idiot ditches sight for taste.

    You use taste maybe 3-4 times a day. You use sight every single waking moment of your life. Sight enriches my life, a wonderful vista, paintings and art, the faces of the people I love - reading emotions seeing them smile.

    You would give all of that up for the ability to taste food, most of which is probably horrible anyways.

    That is so alien a concept to me. I mean, of all the main senses I would be willing to give up, if I was forced to, taste and smell could go immediately. I mean shit, my friend has no sense of smell because she was born with it
    blah blah blah

    blah blah blah

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    What kind of idiot ditches sight for taste.

    You use taste maybe 3-4 times a day. You use sight every single waking moment of your life. Sight enriches my life, a wonderful vista, paintings and art, the faces of the people I love - reading emotions seeing them smile.

    You would give all of that up for the ability to taste food, most of which is probably horrible anyways.

    That is so alien a concept to me. I mean, of all the main senses I would be willing to give up, if I was forced to, taste and smell could go immediately. I mean shit, my friend has no sense of smell because she was born with it
    blah blah blah

    You typed this by using your eyes to look at the keyboard. If you gave up your sight it would be incredibly difficult for you to gain anything out of the internet, which is inherently text and image based. So you probably wouldn't be posting here much.

    Unless you used text to voice systems, though that would mean everyone elses posts would end up being conveyed to you by a mechanical souless robot voice.

    I just think sight, to me at least, is by far the most valuable sense. Willingly giving it up is just insane to me. Especially for one as worthless as taste. Most of the food I eat is something I wouldn't consider a life affirming taste. I mean is my life going to be worse off because I didn't taste those noodles or because I didn't see them?

    Especially with taste and smell and sight all contributing to your experience of food.

    we get you

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim just thinks that the world is ugly and he would be better off without having to look at it all the time.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    I especially hope I never have to look at Chico again.

    <3

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Druhim just thinks that the world is ugly and he would be better off without having to look at it all the time.

    He chose to live in the radioactive junkyard, away from pretty ladies.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    which sense has the capacity to be most offended?
    i think taste

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    which sense has the capacity to be most offended?

    smell!

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I can only assume Druhim is married/living with the most amazing chef in the world. Which is certainly better than living with an artist.

    Unless its a sculptor and you come home one day and like the whole living room is filled with a clay model of some mountain or something.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hearing.

    Hearing can hurt.

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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    That brings up a legit question.

    If you were born without sight and you heard an erotica recording, what would you visualize in your mind's eye while beating off?

    You wouldn't visualize anything because you would not have a mind's eye. Blind people have a very different perception of space and objects. From what I can understand, while blind people have an abstract sense of the space of a room they think of distances between objects more in terms of the time spent getting between them. So rather than "down the street, cross the road and then in through the second door on the left" they think "five seconds forward at normal pace, turn right and walk for 20 seconds" etc. Objects are defined by their feel, the shapes and textures themselves rather than some imagined picture put together in your mind.

    Or so I have heard. I am sure different people that are blind from birth have different experiences.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    How do you teach your blind child about sex?

    D:

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Taste. It's the least important sense you have, and smell makes things taste pretty good by itself.

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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    How do you teach your blind child about sex?

    D:

    I would imagine that would be pretty hard and possibly very awkward.

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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Taste. It's the least important sense you have, and smell makes things taste pretty good by itself.

    This thread made me wonder about that. I am pretty sure I would pick the same, but while many people have experienced eating with no smell many times while having bad colds I think very few have experienced eating with no taste.

    I suppose it should be fairly easy to simulate. In theory you only need to wrap your tongue firmly in some kind of plastic.

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    My girlfriend said that if I lost my sense of touch she would stick things in my ass while I slept.

    If she lost her sense of touch I would light her on fire.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vic wrote: »
    How do you teach your blind child about sex?

    D:

    I would imagine that would be pretty hard and possibly very awkward.

    I demand something more specific.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Vic wrote: »
    How do you teach your blind child about sex?

    D:

    I would imagine that would be pretty hard and possibly very awkward.

    I demand something more specific.

    fleshlight and repeated groingrabbings

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vic wrote: »
    How do you teach your blind child about sex?

    D:

    I would imagine that would be pretty hard and possibly very awkward.

    I demand something more specific.

    I can only imagine a fleshlight being involved.

    edit: H5, Killjoy.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    which sense has the capacity to be most offended?
    smell!
    Spoken by someone who has never heard AM talk radio.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I can only assume Druhim is married/living with the most amazing chef in the world. Which is certainly better than living with an artist.

    Unless its a sculptor and you come home one day and like the whole living room is filled with a clay model of some mountain or something.

    Why is losing a living room better than good food? You perplex me.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I can only assume Druhim is married/living with the most amazing chef in the world. Which is certainly better than living with an artist.

    Unless its a sculptor and you come home one day and like the whole living room is filled with a clay model of some mountain or something.
    I like how you assume that everyone must appreciate taste in the exact same way you do. The whole point of this thread is how each of us hold different senses as more or less important. I don't think you're dumb for valuing sight so highly, I totally understand that. I think you're dumb because you assume everyone should feel as you do.

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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vic wrote: »
    How do you teach your blind child about sex?

    D:

    I would imagine that would be pretty hard and possibly very awkward.

    I demand something more specific.

    Well, mastrubation should be easy enough. The difficult part would be describing the equivalent equipment of the opposite sex. Actually now that I think about it I'm not even sure it would be that difficult, though I imagine the first time for two blind teenagers would be a case of "what goes where" experimentation.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Or it could be a blind teenager and a not blind teenager going at it.

    And the not blind teenager rams his cock into the blind teenager's ass and screams, "THIS IS SEX. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?"

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Or it could be a blind teenager and a not blind teenager going at it.

    And the not blind teenager rams his cock into the blind teenager's ass and screams, "THIS IS SEX. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?"

    i think it'd be funnier if the blind guy was only pretending

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vic wrote: »
    Taste. It's the least important sense you have, and smell makes things taste pretty good by itself.

    This thread made me wonder about that. I am pretty sure I would pick the same, but while many people have experienced eating with no smell many times while having bad colds I think very few have experienced eating with no taste.

    I suppose it should be fairly easy to simulate. In theory you only need to wrap your tongue firmly in some kind of plastic.

    Well it's not going to be the same, but there's a notable difference when you eat or drink something with your nose plugged up and when it's clear.

    Smell is important for a lot of things, though. Fires, rabid animals lurking in the bushes, the zombies loitering around the corner etc.

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    VicVic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Vic wrote: »
    Taste. It's the least important sense you have, and smell makes things taste pretty good by itself.

    This thread made me wonder about that. I am pretty sure I would pick the same, but while many people have experienced eating with no smell many times while having bad colds I think very few have experienced eating with no taste.

    I suppose it should be fairly easy to simulate. In theory you only need to wrap your tongue firmly in some kind of plastic.

    Well it's not going to be the same, but there's a notable difference when you eat or drink something with your nose plugged up and when it's clear.

    Smell is important for a lot of things, though. Fires, rabid animals lurking in the bushes, the zombies loitering around the corner etc.

    Yeah, that is my thinking too. Food may be fucked either way but I at least get to smell flowers and avoid deadly gas.

    Other peoples farts will still suck though.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Wait...you guys only have five?

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I can only assume Druhim is married/living with the most amazing chef in the world. Which is certainly better than living with an artist.

    Unless its a sculptor and you come home one day and like the whole living room is filled with a clay model of some mountain or something.
    I like how you assume that everyone must appreciate taste in the exact same way you do. The whole point of this thread is how each of us hold different senses as more or less important. I don't think you're dumb for valuing sight so highly, I totally understand that. I think you're dumb because you assume everyone should feel as you do.

    It would help if you at least gave some reasoning for your opinions to work with. I have outlined why I put more value on sight than taste by describing twice the multitude of things I would be giving up. My job is one.

    As far as I can tell, you like tasting food. Taste which is mostly governed by your sense of smell. So you are giving up a sense which, I assume, is required for your job, your way of life and upon which you are entirely dependent for most of your leisure time - including posting here - for a sense which is the lesser of two which contribute to your enjoyment of food.

    Look I'm not saying you're wrong, because it is your opinion. But perhaps you do value your taste much more than others, that's fine. But like I said, I could not comprehend that, in balance, especially how as I mentioned, I wouldn't say I had a culinary delight every night of the week.

    I could list great meals I've had in the last month on one hand, but I would need many more hands to list interesting sights.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Geek wrote: »
    Wait...you guys only have five?

    Technically six. Balance wasn't in the OP.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Dru doens't mind losing sight because that means mirrors would no longer contain a daily horror.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dru doesn't mind losing sight because he's been around so long that he's seen everything.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Dru doesn't mind losing sight because he's been around so long that he's seen everything.
    see, Chico gets it

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Antimatter wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Wait...you guys only have five?

    Technically six. Balance wasn't in the OP.

    I have nine....

    thousand

    Yes, nine thousand.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Dru doesn't mind losing sight because he's been around so long that he's seen everything.
    see, Chico gets it

    Just how old is he?

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