just keep a wet towel near the bed and wipe off your face, if she's fussy go gargle mouthwash really quick.
i don't want air cooled vag juice rubbed on my face from kisses, ladies don't have the same fascination with genital fluids as a lot of guys do.
would you want to make kisses with a girl that was just the centerpoint of a bukkake session?
while I respect your feelings on the matter, I've dated enough women who have no problem at all with this that for me it's a deal breaker if a woman does have a problem with it
it just seems absurd to me that I should have to worry about her tasting herself on my lips/tongue when there are so many women that don't mind, or even enjoy it
and I have no problem with kissing my woman after she's swallowed my load, though I wouldn't be too keen on her snowballing me
I wouldn't go all ballistic if she did it once, I'd cope
but I'd also be all, "please don't do that again, I'm not down with that"
Actually, she has some goddamned rude titties. After our second kid, she shot up to a DD. She also corrected me on my motorboating, which is awesome, because she made me practice. My face wasin't sealed against her tits as well as it could have been. Now when I motorboat it sounds loud and crackling, like a handful of sticks breaking.
just keep a wet towel near the bed and wipe off your face, if she's fussy go gargle mouthwash really quick.
i don't want air cooled vag juice rubbed on my face from kisses, ladies don't have the same fascination with genital fluids as a lot of guys do.
would you want to make kisses with a girl that was just the centerpoint of a bukkake session?
No, but my wife wouldn't want me mawing down on a roomful of assorted vag like a roast-beef, tuna and yeast buffet. I wouldn't give a shit if she french kisses me after taking a shot to the back of the mouth. Wouldn't be the first time I've tasted my own load. I taste like freshly cut grass and loam. Earthy, fertile tastes.
If my wife has just nearly ripped my ears off stearing my tongue around the Estrogen Highway, then she can suck it up and taste what she's been sitting on.
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but some guys go all in, and its neck mouth cheeks sticky and cold
wait
we still talking pussy juice? or are you talking pearl necklace?
because I'm imagining some dude rubbing his entire head and neck all over a 'gina while shouting, "I must cover myself in your scent!"
that would be pretty absurd to me if a dude were rubbing his neck on a girls cooch
pussy juice, some guys really like it down there, or are more animated than some and so it gets from cheek to cheek and down the neck, its just nice if a dude grabs a towel and wipes it off before any cuddles are had after that
Yeah, I've never gotten vag juice below anywhere on my head that facial hair doesn't grow. I get into my muff munching, but I am well aware that if I go too far, a human head CAN fit inside a vagina, and I would die.
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pussy juice, some guys really like it down there, or are more animated than some and so it gets from cheek to cheek and down the neck, its just nice if a dude grabs a towel and wipes it off before any cuddles are had after that
or maybe it's because her pussy is just gushing everywhere and he can't help getting it on him if he's standing within five feet
pussy juice, some guys really like it down there, or are more animated than some and so it gets from cheek to cheek and down the neck, its just nice if a dude grabs a towel and wipes it off before any cuddles are had after that
or maybe it's because her pussy is just gushing everywhere and he can't help getting it on him if he's standing within five feet
or this. and i am just sayin a dude should even want to wipe it off, it starts to dry and gets crusty, and cold, and sticky and gross
it also looks hilarious if it is stick in facial hairs
Oh shit, now you're bringing up awesome memories. My wife gives me handjobs better than I can, so I never turn them down. One time she was makin' with the jerkin', and right as I came, she readjusted the trajectory of my man cannon about ten degrees to my left. When I blew my load, it landed right in my fucking armpit. I toweled myself off, but apparently I missed a good chunk. I woke up the next morning with armpit dreadlocks.
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My wife gives me handjobs better than I can, so I never turn them down.
Now I think you're just lying.
No girls give a better handjob than a guy can.
It's not for want or lack of practice either, it's just, well, we're more acclimated to the equipment.
I was a firm believer that only dudes can give good handjobs because we've been giving them to ourselves since we noticed our penises. My wife lays down next to me, and mimics the same handgrip I use. Classic pinky down, thumb towards the belly. I don't like to think of the circumstances that would have allowed her to glean this holy knowledge from her former beaus, but I do appreciate it.
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My wife gives me handjobs better than I can, so I never turn them down.
Now I think you're just lying.
No girls give a better handjob than a guy can.
It's not for want or lack of practice either, it's just, well, we're more acclimated to the equipment.
I was a firm believer that only dudes can give good handjobs because we've been giving them to ourselves since we noticed our penises. My wife lays down next to me, and mimics the same handgrip I use. Classic pinky down, thumb towards the belly. I don't like to think of the circumstances that would have allowed her to glean this holy knowledge from her former beaus, but I do appreciate it.
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Butt pee too, I guess.
it just seems absurd to me that I should have to worry about her tasting herself on my lips/tongue when there are so many women that don't mind, or even enjoy it
and I have no problem with kissing my woman after she's swallowed my load, though I wouldn't be too keen on her snowballing me
I wouldn't go all ballistic if she did it once, I'd cope
but I'd also be all, "please don't do that again, I'm not down with that"
but some guys go all in, and its neck mouth cheeks sticky and cold
Actually, she has some goddamned rude titties. After our second kid, she shot up to a DD. She also corrected me on my motorboating, which is awesome, because she made me practice. My face wasin't sealed against her tits as well as it could have been. Now when I motorboat it sounds loud and crackling, like a handful of sticks breaking.
No, but my wife wouldn't want me mawing down on a roomful of assorted vag like a roast-beef, tuna and yeast buffet. I wouldn't give a shit if she french kisses me after taking a shot to the back of the mouth. Wouldn't be the first time I've tasted my own load. I taste like freshly cut grass and loam. Earthy, fertile tastes.
If my wife has just nearly ripped my ears off stearing my tongue around the Estrogen Highway, then she can suck it up and taste what she's been sitting on.
we still talking pussy juice? or are you talking pearl necklace?
because I'm imagining some dude rubbing his entire head and neck all over a 'gina while shouting, "I must cover myself in your scent!"
that would be pretty absurd to me if a dude were rubbing his neck on a girls cooch
or this. and i am just sayin a dude should even want to wipe it off, it starts to dry and gets crusty, and cold, and sticky and gross
it also looks hilarious if it is stick in facial hairs
Now I think you're just lying.
No girls give a better handjob than a guy can.
It's not for want or lack of practice either, it's just, well, we're more acclimated to the equipment.
I ain't dissin' WC
if you dig them, you enjoy the fuck out of them man
but to me it always comes across as a cop out
I was a firm believer that only dudes can give good handjobs because we've been giving them to ourselves since we noticed our penises. My wife lays down next to me, and mimics the same handgrip I use. Classic pinky down, thumb towards the belly. I don't like to think of the circumstances that would have allowed her to glean this holy knowledge from her former beaus, but I do appreciate it.
And fuck me if my hearing isn't shit already.
Plus I ignore at least 90% of what I encounter anyway so I can concentrate on my cell phone and video games.
She used to be a man!
Ever tried fucking under the table at thanksgiving dinner without your family noticing?