Club PA 2.0 has arrived! If you'd like to access some extra PA content and help support the forums, check it out at patreon.com/ClubPA
The image size limit has been raised to 1mb! Anything larger than that should be linked to. This is a HARD limit, please do not abuse it.
Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

[Miniphalla] Warhammer 40k - Exterminatus, it's the cool thing to do

RendRend Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Critical Failures
space-marine-picture-02.jpg
In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war.

----

The guardsmen looked around at each other, terrified, but resolute. Their commanding officer, Commissar Rend, had been killed in his sleep. Taken by nurgle... this was the work of a plaguebearer. Other strange deaths had been cropping up recently in their fortified ceramite bunker on Phallanon Prime. It all started after the attack.

They had been stationed at the bunker on Phallanon prime in order to scout the star system for future colonization. They were to check for resources, space, habitability... and most importantly, resistance. What they found seemed too good to be true. No foes, and bountiful natural resources, plentiful enough to supply many of the Emperor's men. They should not have been so complacent though. The Orks struck quickly.

It was odd, though. The Orks had a strange look about them, and Orkish strikes were typically not so well organized. The bunker had almost been overtaken, but they had managed to fend off their attackers.

It was obvious now. The forces of Chaos had taken over most of the Orkish warband that had attacked them. Though the Orks failed to destroy the guardsmen, they had let the taint of chaos into the bunker. It had killed 5 guardsmen up until now... and finally the commissar was dead too.

There were daemons in their midst. They were among them.

And their supplies were running low.


----

Welcome to Warhammer 40k miniphalla! This will be a classic game of phalla, though how many non-villagers and their types will remain hidden. If you don't know the rules, check the thread at the top of the forum. Pretty much all standard here. Red vote every day, send in actions via PM, no quoting of role PMs or screenshots for proof, etc etc.

Vote will close at 7:00 pacific, and the game will start as soon as we get enough people. Day 1 will end at 7:00 pacific the day after we fill up.

FOR THE EMPEROR.

1. El Skid
2. Toxic Toys - Guardsman
3. Wildcat - Guardsman
4. jdarksun - Guardsman
5. Kime - Guardsman
6. Loxx
7. Gumpy - Guardsman
8. Kuhlmeye - Psycher (Guardian/Miller)
9. MagicPrime - Ork Kommando
10. Ianator - Daemonette of Slaanesh
11. Dusda - Grey Knight (Vigilante)
12. CrownAxe - Guardsman
13. garroad_ran
14. cj Iwakura - Plaguebearer of Nurgle
15. Mad Jazz
16. Burnage - Guardsman
17. Oldmanken - Guardsman
18. Crimsoncoyote
19. It Burns
20. TheLawinator - Veteran Guardsman (Mason)

Day 1 Beginning: Raise your hand if you're a Daemon!
Night 1: Incoming Daemonette

Rend on
«13456789

Posts

  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vacation week ho! Signup

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !For the greater good!

    Wildcat on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !sign up please!

    kime on
    PA HotS Group
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • LoxxLoxx Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign Up :D

    Loxx on
  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign Up

    Gumpy on
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I used to play WH40K!!!

    !Sign up Tyranids!

    kuhlmeye on
    PSN: the-K-flash
  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !FUCK YES SIGN UP!

    Can I drive one of these:

    Imperial_Guard_Cadian_Leman_Russ.gif

    MagicPrime on
    BNet • magicprime#1430 | PSN/Steam • MagicPrime | Origin • FireSideWizard
    Critical Failures - Havenhold CampaignAugust St. Cloud (Human Ranger)
  • IanatorIanator Delightfully mediocre! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    FOR THE EMPEROR!

    Ianator on
    steam_sig.png
    Twitch | Steam
    Blizzard: Ianator#1479 / 3DS: Ianator - 1779 2336 5317 / FFXIV: Iana Ateliere (NA Sarg)
    Backlog Challenge List
  • DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign Up

    I'm new at this.

    Dusda on
  • CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up Necrons

    CrownAxe on
    AwesomeSig.jpg
  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up

    Also new at this

    garroad_ran on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeyyy! So much new people to torment!

    kime on
    PA HotS Group
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh snaps, we gettin' some new blood up in hizzere.

    In english, welcome dudes! Check out the CF Phalla signup thread at the top of this here forum if you haven't already, to get the basics.

    Rend on
  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I've followed a couple of Phallas pretty closely, including the one that just wrapped up in D&D. I'm curious to see how I'll actually perform in one. I can imagine it'll be totally different from the third person perspective.

    garroad_ran on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Rend wrote: »
    In english, welcome dudes! Check out the CF Phalla signup thread at the top of this here forum if you haven't already, to get the basics.

    Or just listen to everything I say. Trust me completely! :twisted:

    Yeah, I watched several before I joined any too, and it can be pretty different. Hopefully you get in with a group of people (mason, baddie, something), 'cause the behind-the-scenes plotting is the best part!

    kime on
    PA HotS Group
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Especially in the zombie mini. Where you were one of like 4 uninfected survivors.

    Rend on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time.


    !For the Emperor, baby.

    cj iwakura on
    9LlOwgn.png
    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • Mad JazzMad Jazz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Burn in cleansing fire, chaos scum

    I'm relatively new, but mostly just bad at phalla. Woo!

    Mad Jazz on
    camo_sig2.png
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Rend wrote: »
    Especially in the zombie mini. Where you were one of like 4 uninfected survivors.

    No one trusted me in that one, 'cause the one attempt to clear me was unsuccessful since one of the carriers was the one Aiding :(.

    But I am innocent, cj!

    kime on
    PA HotS Group
    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Steam profile
  • DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I've played many games of Mafia with the family, but never tried it over the interwebs. This will be interesting.

    Dusda on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !For the glory of the Emperor.

    Burnage on
  • CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Finally a phalla on a game I play

    I'll understand what people are talking about

    CrownAxe on
    AwesomeSig.jpg
  • oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !sign up

    oldmanken on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Lots of new blood! This should be interesting :)

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    There'll be blood, alright.

    cj iwakura on
    9LlOwgn.png
    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    There'll be blood, alright.
    for the Blood God!!!!

    CrownAxe on
    AwesomeSig.jpg
  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Signup

    crimsoncoyote on
  • It BurnsIt Burns Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !sign up

    oh god never played one of these D:

    It Burns on
    The slowest painter. Ever.
  • IanatorIanator Delightfully mediocre! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    This'll make for good experience for my main. Which is also 40k-themed.

    Ianator on
    steam_sig.png
    Twitch | Steam
    Blizzard: Ianator#1479 / 3DS: Ianator - 1779 2336 5317 / FFXIV: Iana Ateliere (NA Sarg)
    Backlog Challenge List
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    And that's a wrap. 20 it is- PMs will go out shortly.

    Rend on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh god I can't wait. This is going to be sweet. BEWARE MY FLASHLIGHT!

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I hate you all.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    PMs are going out now, and narration will be forthcoming.

    Do not take in-game actions or post until the narration is up, please. Thank you. And, as always, for the Emperor.

    Rend on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I hate you all.

    I know, I knowwwww. I thought I was going to get locked out when I noticed the player list was at 19/20.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    You could always reserve.

    cj iwakura on
    9LlOwgn.png
    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • IanatorIanator Delightfully mediocre! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I hate you all.

    Good. Trust is the first step towards betrayal.

    Ianator on
    steam_sig.png
    Twitch | Steam
    Blizzard: Ianator#1479 / 3DS: Ianator - 1779 2336 5317 / FFXIV: Iana Ateliere (NA Sarg)
    Backlog Challenge List
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I never pay attention to games I'm not playing, I just can't manage it. So I'd feel like a jerk if I actually got called since I'd have no clue what was happening.

    Besides, this way I can be all bitter and jaded.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    PMS are out. Narration incoming.

    Rend on
Sign In or Register to comment.