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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    the godzilla scene was just brilliant

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Forever Zefiro wrote: »
    Olivaw have you emailed Hollywood yet or what

    I've been trying to find Hollywood's email address

    You'd think it would be easy, but no

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Maybe later we could have crazy distant future sequels so we could go to space or something

    or, like

    Crank: The End

    Old Man Chev

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Maybe later we could have crazy distant future sequels so we could go to space or something

    or, like

    Crank: The End

    Old Man Chev

    What was the name of the Jason movie set on the spaceship, Jason X?

    So we could call it Crank X

    "Chev Chelios is in a suspended animation coma after the events of Crank3d. A hundred years into the future, he wakes up to find everything changed. Now, trapped in a world he didn't make, Chev must use the power of his new nuclear-powered heart to fight the space pirates and retrieve the plans to the time machine that will send him back to the present."

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Maybe later we could have crazy distant future sequels so we could go to space or something

    or, like

    Crank: The End

    Old Man Chev

    i see what you did there

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Jesus god this movie is fantastic

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    NeoToma wrote: »
    I wonder what the Actor/director commentary on a movie like this would be.

    this scene is a metaphor for the crisis in darfur

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    Saint JusticeSaint Justice Mercenary Mah-vel Baybee!!!Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    This movie looks soooo good. I loved the first Crank. Definitely going to see this soon.

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    these movies and the ideas they spring into internet forumers have to be some of the best stuff in years

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I liked the part where he shoves a shotgun up that dudes ass

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    David Carradine for Best Racist Portrayal of a Chinaman '09

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    THAT WAS DAVID CARRADINE?

    I LOVE THIS MOVIE EVEN MORE NOW

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    David Carradine for Best Racist Portrayal of a Chinaman '09
    The competition for that title hasn't even started yet.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    OH YOU SO LACIIIIST

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    DeadlySherpaDeadlySherpa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    oh man this movie was everything I expected it to be and then more

    I loved the bit where they
    made the 9 second cut and then told the audience it was a 9 second cut because watching jason statham run for almost ten seconds was too much time away from awesome action scenes

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I can't imagine many things more terrifying than being chased by Jason Statham

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    DeadlySherpaDeadlySherpa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I can, but they all involve statham doing even more terrifying things to me

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    I loved it when he shot a guy during one of the chase sequences and slows down for a second just so he can yell "CUNT" at the guy's body

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Hahaha oh man, I didn't believe it at first but there it is:

    David Carradine:

    Crank: High Voltage (2009) .... Poon Dong

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Heehee

    Poon Dong

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    must see this movie must see this movie

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Did I drop some change

    or did I hear a chink?

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Also i think my favorite moment was
    That guy's head being kept alive with tubes in a fish tank, and his robot voice saying "CHELIIIIIOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS" with it spelled out in retro electronic font on the screen

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    misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Yep, here it is
    Olivaw wrote: »
    my idea for the third one was Crank 3: Crank Harder, in which some organized crime ring removes his heart and replaces it with a crank-powered heart with a handle sticking out

    And he has to crank it regularly to keep it going and every time he cranks itt he gets stronger because of some bullshit reason, but the crank gets way harder to crank after every revolution

    This culminates in Jason Statham leaping off of buildings and trying to catch the crank on stuff, in essence using the force of his body and gravity to turn the crank, and then getting super pumped up by it and going to face off with the bad guys, and by now he's so strong he's picking them up and throwing them at other guys like nothin' and just ruinin' shit left and right

    I thought it would end with him using his enhanced strength to break the crank off and stabbing the lead bad guy with it

    Oh.

    My.

    God.

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    David Carradine for Best Racist Portrayal of a Chinaman '09

    David Carridine essentially owns the awards for Most and Worst yellowface for all time


    Taimak in the Last Dragon is probably the first runner up for worst

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    DarkHawkeDarkHawke Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    JohnnyCache wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    David Carradine for Best Racist Portrayal of a Chinaman '09

    David Carridine essentially owns the awards for Most and Worst yellowface for all time


    Taimak in the Last Dragon is probably the first runner up for worst

    The worst thing is Bruce Lee was originally up for that role. Who the fuck passes over Bruce Lee for David Carradine?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    It was still a good show though dude

    that is an unfortunate casting switch though, but I like that Carradine was in it or otherwise nobody would know who he is

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    JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Place at the tableRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    DarkHawke wrote: »
    JohnnyCache wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    David Carradine for Best Racist Portrayal of a Chinaman '09

    David Carridine essentially owns the awards for Most and Worst yellowface for all time


    Taimak in the Last Dragon is probably the first runner up for worst

    The worst thing is Bruce Lee was originally up for that role. Who the fuck passes over Bruce Lee for David Carradine?


    People who are making an English language film and don't want to have to put their leading man on a foot-tall box to film him with american extras?

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    I liked the part where he shoves a shotgun up that dudes ass

    You would.
    Just kidding. That was one of my favorite parts as well.

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    STRAWBERRY TART = <3

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    STRAWBERRY TART = <3

    I like how he's just hitting his chest to try and signify that to the guy.
    Like, if it didn't say it right on the screen, no one would know what the fuck he was saying.
    Also,
    Chicken and Broccoli?

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    motorfireboxmotorfirebox Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    this movie is all of the sins of mankind. the ending was... kinda abrupt, though. i mean, i was kinda expecting some kind of resolution.

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    DeadlySherpaDeadlySherpa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    STRAWBERRY TART = <3

    I told this girl I was interested in that I liked her strawberry tart

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    motorfirebox wrote: »
    this movie is all of the sins of mankind. the ending was... kinda abrupt, though. i mean, i was kinda expecting some kind of resolution.

    Did you get up and leave as soon as the credits started rolling

    You did, didn't you

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    motorfirebox wrote: »
    this movie is all of the sins of mankind. the ending was... kinda abrupt, though. i mean, i was kinda expecting some kind of resolution.

    Did you get up and leave as soon as the credits started rolling

    You did, didn't you

    People who don't stay for the credits disgust me

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2009
    he killed everybody he wanted to kill

    that sounds like a resolution to me

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    DeadlySherpaDeadlySherpa Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    man those credits tripped me out

    I figured i'd stay for the extra bit so it came and I was like haha that's a sorta funny blooper.

    then more credits rolled and i thought fine it's done i might as well go but as I got to the door there were more things.

    every time I figured ok this is the end finally I should go there was another scene and they got me again

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    My friend who goes to USC just told me that the scene where Chev asks the gangsters where the social club is was filmed 30 feet from his place

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    motorfireboxmotorfirebox Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    motorfirebox wrote: »
    this movie is all of the sins of mankind. the ending was... kinda abrupt, though. i mean, i was kinda expecting some kind of resolution.

    Did you get up and leave as soon as the credits started rolling

    You did, didn't you
    i stayed in my seat, but the credits got up and left =(

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2009
    motorfirebox wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    motorfirebox wrote: »
    this movie is all of the sins of mankind. the ending was... kinda abrupt, though. i mean, i was kinda expecting some kind of resolution.

    Did you get up and leave as soon as the credits started rolling

    You did, didn't you
    i stayed in my seat, but the credits got up and left =(

    Oh, like
    the theater stopped running them?

    That blows

    Well there are some scenes during the credits
    A severely burned Chev is all wrapped up in bandages and Doc Miles is taking the artificial heart out and putting his real one back in

    He gets it in and tries to defibrillate but he can't get the heart to start up again and the vitals go dead

    Eve starts crying and everyone leaves the room

    Long close-up shot on Chev's face
    His eyes open

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