this movie is all of the sins of mankind. the ending was... kinda abrupt, though. i mean, i was kinda expecting some kind of resolution.
Did you get up and leave as soon as the credits started rolling
You did, didn't you
i stayed in my seat, but the credits got up and left =(
Oh, like
the theater stopped running them?
That blows
Well there are some scenes during the credits
A severely burned Chev is all wrapped up in bandages and Doc Miles is taking the artificial heart out and putting his real one back in
He gets it in and tries to defibrillate but he can't get the heart to start up again and the vitals go dead
Eve starts crying and everyone leaves the room
Long close-up shot on Chev's face
His eyes open
And then...
BLOOPER REEL
MOTHER FUCKER
I always miss the blooper reels.
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It played sporadically during the credits. As someone with a full bladder, I was amused by the antics and annoyed by my constantly-denied desire to pee.
Chev Chelios's body is on the verge of collapse from all the stress he has recently put it through and he has to stay absolutely calm and avoid strenous activity or he will die!
Alternately,
Crank 3: [Title forthcoming]
Chev Chelios has had his head removed and placed in a fishtank hooked up to life-support systems! Because of a vodoun curse he can still control his body through the astral plane, but he has no idea where it is, and he must find a way to mentally guide his body back to his head. Also, the body needs a head to survive so every few minutes he needs to order his disemheaded body to cut someone else's head off to serve as a temporary fix.
Chev Chelios's body is on the verge of collapse from all the stress he has recently put it through and he has to stay absolutely calm and avoid strenous activity or he will die!
Alternately,
Crank 3: [Title forthcoming]
Chev Chelios has had his head removed and placed in a fishtank hooked up to life-support systems! Because of a vodoun curse he can still control his body through the astral plane, but he has no idea where it is, and he must find a way to mentally guide his body back to his head. Also, the body needs a head to survive so every few minutes he needs to order his disemheaded body to cut someone else's head off to serve as a temporary fix.
Nope sorry not as good as my idea
And I can't believe you couldn't come up with a head related pun for the second one, what's the matter with you
fuck movies that play another scene after the credits
fuck them right up their stupid asses
you wanna show an extra scene, show it before the credits, don't make me sit through 10 minutes of lithography!
Heyyyy, people worked hard on that movie so if they feel like having you know who made it in order to see a secret ending thing you can fucking stay put and show them some fucking courtesy, okay?
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Olivawgood name, isn't it?the foot of mt fujiRegistered Userregular
fuck movies that play another scene after the credits
fuck them right up their stupid asses
you wanna show an extra scene, show it before the credits, don't make me sit through 10 minutes of lithography!
Heyyyy, people worked hard on that movie so if they feel like having you know who made it in order to see a secret ending thing you can fucking stay put and show them some fucking courtesy, okay?
Pretty much
The bit after the credits is the reward from the filmmakers for sitting through them
Chev Chelios's body is on the verge of collapse from all the stress he has recently put it through and he has to stay absolutely calm and avoid strenous activity or he will die!
Alternately,
Crank 3: [Title forthcoming]
Chev Chelios has had his head removed and placed in a fishtank hooked up to life-support systems! Because of a vodoun curse he can still control his body through the astral plane, but he has no idea where it is, and he must find a way to mentally guide his body back to his head. Also, the body needs a head to survive so every few minutes he needs to order his disemheaded body to cut someone else's head off to serve as a temporary fix.
Nope sorry not as good as my idea
And I can't believe you couldn't come up with a head related pun for the second one, what's the matter with you
fuck movies that play another scene after the credits
fuck them right up their stupid asses
you wanna show an extra scene, show it before the credits, don't make me sit through 10 minutes of lithography!
Heyyyy, people worked hard on that movie so if they feel like having you know who made it in order to see a secret ending thing you can fucking stay put and show them some fucking courtesy, okay?
Pretty much
The bit after the credits is the reward from the filmmakers for sitting through them
Are you guys aware of how hard it is to sit for 5 minutes?
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Chev Chelios has had his head removed and placed in a fishtank hooked up to life-support systems! Because of a vodoun curse he can still control his body through the astral plane, but he has no idea where it is, and he must find a way to mentally guide his body back to his head. Also, the body needs a head to survive so every few minutes he needs to order his disemheaded body to cut someone else's head off to serve as a temporary fix.
Dude, that's too complicated.
Crank 3: Chev Chelios versus zombies
That's it. That's all you need. Chev Chelios over here, the horde of the living dead over there. The big revenge plot could be something like zombies ate his brain, but he's manly enough to survive for a while without it. To keep his rampage going, he has to eat zombie brains to stay alive.
fuck movies that play another scene after the credits
fuck them right up their stupid asses
you wanna show an extra scene, show it before the credits, don't make me sit through 10 minutes of lithography!
Heyyyy, people worked hard on that movie so if they feel like having you know who made it in order to see a secret ending thing you can fucking stay put and show them some fucking courtesy, okay?
Bah! They made the movie to try to make money. I don't give a shit who the best boy grip is!
But at least it's easy enough to look at the screen without really reading the credits. Just gab with the fellas while waiting for something to show up.
And did the original Lord of the Rings movie credits feature all of the LotR fan club listings like the DVDs? I wonder if anyone waited through that... 40+ minutes or so. *Shudder*
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Olivawgood name, isn't it?the foot of mt fujiRegistered Userregular
fuck movies that play another scene after the credits
fuck them right up their stupid asses
you wanna show an extra scene, show it before the credits, don't make me sit through 10 minutes of lithography!
Heyyyy, people worked hard on that movie so if they feel like having you know who made it in order to see a secret ending thing you can fucking stay put and show them some fucking courtesy, okay?
Bah! They made the movie to try to make money. I don't give a shit who the best boy grip is!
But at least it's easy enough to look at the screen without really reading the credits. Just gab with the fellas while waiting for something to show up.
And did the original Lord of the Rings movie credits feature all of the LotR fan club listings like the DVDs? I wonder if anyone waited through that... 40+ minutes or so. *Shudder*
No that was just for the DVDs
I enjoy it because I can just have Fellowship of the Ring going in the background while I'm at my computer and when it's over I get forty minutes of solid Howard Shore orchestrated music
fuck movies that play another scene after the credits
fuck them right up their stupid asses
you wanna show an extra scene, show it before the credits, don't make me sit through 10 minutes of lithography!
Heyyyy, people worked hard on that movie so if they feel like having you know who made it in order to see a secret ending thing you can fucking stay put and show them some fucking courtesy, okay?
Pretty much
The bit after the credits is the reward from the filmmakers for sitting through them
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I had to skip after those scenes I described because I had an appointment to make
goddamnit
MOTHER FUCKER
I always miss the blooper reels.
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Chev Chelios's body is on the verge of collapse from all the stress he has recently put it through and he has to stay absolutely calm and avoid strenous activity or he will die!
Alternately,
Crank 3: [Title forthcoming]
Chev Chelios has had his head removed and placed in a fishtank hooked up to life-support systems! Because of a vodoun curse he can still control his body through the astral plane, but he has no idea where it is, and he must find a way to mentally guide his body back to his head. Also, the body needs a head to survive so every few minutes he needs to order his disemheaded body to cut someone else's head off to serve as a temporary fix.
uh
I've seen people start gathering their things and stand up, because the movie is approaching the credits.
Usually I leave disappointing
fuck movies that play another scene after the credits
fuck them right up their stupid asses
you wanna show an extra scene, show it before the credits, don't make me sit through 10 minutes of lithography!
of course I can't remember it offhand.
but then you won't know who the caterer was, or the landlord of the parking lot where they filmed that once scene!
Nope sorry not as good as my idea
And I can't believe you couldn't come up with a head related pun for the second one, what's the matter with you
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I think I'll go see thios again and eat twenty things of nachos.
That's actually a really good deal considering the concessions are usually like seven or eight bucks apiece
At least where I used to live
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gonna watch it soon
Heyyyy, people worked hard on that movie so if they feel like having you know who made it in order to see a secret ending thing you can fucking stay put and show them some fucking courtesy, okay?
Pretty much
The bit after the credits is the reward from the filmmakers for sitting through them
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That was pretty damn egregious on my part.
Are you guys aware of how hard it is to sit for 5 minutes?
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Dude, that's too complicated.
Crank 3: Chev Chelios versus zombies
That's it. That's all you need. Chev Chelios over here, the horde of the living dead over there. The big revenge plot could be something like zombies ate his brain, but he's manly enough to survive for a while without it. To keep his rampage going, he has to eat zombie brains to stay alive.
Steam ID XBL: JohnnyChopsocky PSN:Stud_Beefpile WiiU:JohnnyChopsocky
But at least it's easy enough to look at the screen without really reading the credits. Just gab with the fellas while waiting for something to show up.
And did the original Lord of the Rings movie credits feature all of the LotR fan club listings like the DVDs? I wonder if anyone waited through that... 40+ minutes or so. *Shudder*
No that was just for the DVDs
I enjoy it because I can just have Fellowship of the Ring going in the background while I'm at my computer and when it's over I get forty minutes of solid Howard Shore orchestrated music
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this post would be better if I was in a wheelchair.
edit: just pretend this was all an elaborate hoax where Stale hijacked my account for some reason.
and when credits roll the lights will stay dim, and doors will stay closed
no I don't care if you have to pee, you sit there and give these hard working people their due you jackass
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Nowhere near as good as the first, but it was pretty good.
it converts them to jpeg then names them some other shit
I called it pikashoe
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Fuck that
They got paid didn't they?
nobody knows I did it but fuck
made some sweet cash and that's all that matters right
8-)
an extra scene at the end of the credits isn't magically going to make people care about the credits now is it
if i care enough about who worked on a movie i'll sit through the credits of my own accord