so when i was a good little mormon kid, something like 7 years old, one of my friends, a jehova's witness boy named bryant asked me if i had horns because his mommy told him all mormons had horns. also he wanted to know if i was wearing the funny holy underwear suit that mormons wear
Hey Bel can you tell us about the "holy undies"
I can't remember if you were the one who told us about it before or if it was someone else
so when i was a good little mormon kid, something like 7 years old, one of my friends, a jehova's witness boy named bryant asked me if i had horns because his mommy told him all mormons had horns. also he wanted to know if i was wearing the funny holy underwear suit that mormons wear
And you told him yes I have horns because I am truly evil and I don't wear underwear because I'm a bad little girl!
so when i was a good little mormon kid, something like 7 years old, one of my friends, a jehova's witness boy named bryant asked me if i had horns because his mommy told him all mormons had horns. also he wanted to know if i was wearing the funny holy underwear suit that mormons wear
Well what did you tell him?
i said no, then we checked my head to make sure, and when i was that young i didn't know about mormon garments, so i just looked at him weird at that part
so when i was a good little mormon kid, something like 7 years old, one of my friends, a jehova's witness boy named bryant asked me if i had horns because his mommy told him all mormons had horns. also he wanted to know if i was wearing the funny holy underwear suit that mormons wear
so when i was a good little mormon kid, something like 7 years old, one of my friends, a jehova's witness boy named bryant asked me if i had horns because his mommy told him all mormons had horns. also he wanted to know if i was wearing the funny holy underwear suit that mormons wear
Well what did you tell him?
i said no, then we checked my head to make sure, and when i was that young i didn't know about mormon garments, so i just looked at him weird at that part
Forrest was "I know I'm dumb so I'm going to listen to what other people say" kind of dumb
Wiggin is clearly not that kind of dumb
Drill Sergeant: GUMP! WHAT IS YOUR SOLE PURPOSE IN THIS ARMY?
Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me to, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: GOD DAMN IT GUMP, YOU ARE A GOD DAMN GENIUS! THIS IS THE MOST OUTSTANDING ANSWER I HAVE EVER HEARD! YOU MUST HAVE A GODDAMN I.Q. OF 160! YOU ARE GODDAMN GIFTED, PRIVATE GUMP!
I went to a Kingdom Hall once when I was nine I think. This kid I knew invited me. I didn't know it was a church, I just thought it was a community thing. I wore jeans and a t-shirt and came back with a bunch of books and magazines and didn't know what the hell had happened.
You are going to be bullied mercilessly, and you better have the fuckin balls to stand up cause if you don't, it just becomes harder to do it later.
this mindset is so fucking retarded oh my fucking god
Yeah it might be retarded, but that is the way it is.
you seem really stuck on this whole, "bullying or testing and standing up to it" thing and i'm really wondering what it says about your mentality
Could you clarify your position? Are you saying people shouldn't stand up to bullies?
no
just saying he brings it up a lot
but standing up to it isn't always the answer, people should be able to live their lives non confrontationally if they choose without getting shat on at every turn
but really, those people shouldn't be in the military
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I was reading a book of quotations and one of the good ones was
"There's no difference between being too clever and being an idiot"
Reminded me of this place
so when i was a good little mormon kid, something like 7 years old, one of my friends, a jehova's witness boy named bryant asked me if i had horns because his mommy told him all mormons had horns. also he wanted to know if i was wearing the funny holy underwear suit that mormons wear
Hey Bel can you tell us about the "holy undies"
I can't remember if you were the one who told us about it before or if it was someone else
i sure can, they were given to his advisors by joseph smith as a kind of reward, something they could wear to feel really special and holy.
they are made from a really filmy linen, and they have symbols, i believe of masonic origin, sewn over the nipples and i think around the genitals.
you get them in the temple, you take a special oath and they issue you your garments, and they are holy, you are always to wear clothes that cover them, and you are supposed to only remove them for bathing and sleeping.
fun fact: when joseph smith was corned in the carthage jail, he removed his garments, assumedly because he knew that he had gone against what they represented.
another fun fact: as joseph smith was dying he attempted to call out 'is there no help for the widow's son?', which is a secret phrase free masons used when they feared for their lives, and any other masons within earshot are honor bound to come to the aid of one saying that phrase, even to the risk of their own lives
I was reading a book of quotations and one of the good ones was
"There's no difference between being too clever and being an idiot"
Reminded me of this place
a friend of mine just left on a mission a couple weeks ago.
i really really hope that when he gets back he isn't like all the other returned missionaries i've known
so incessantly annoying and always right because they just spent 2 years surrounded by other dudes and lying about their masturbation habits
All I know is that I never did lie about my masturbation. I did not masturbate until I hit the age of 22. Never, ever before that.
How did you not explode?!
I was once on Prozac for two years and didn't masturbate the whole time. I didn't make the connection because I was young, I just thought "well I guess I gave up that thing I used to do". The first time off the Prozac I saw the face of God.
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Hey Bel can you tell us about the "holy undies"
I can't remember if you were the one who told us about it before or if it was someone else
Fuck yes.
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And you told him yes I have horns because I am truly evil and I don't wear underwear because I'm a bad little girl!
And then you ate his soul.
i said no, then we checked my head to make sure, and when i was that young i didn't know about mormon garments, so i just looked at him weird at that part
This could have been so much better.
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I think parts of it are important to build character and toughen people up. It also can be one helluva catalyst for bonding individuals into teams.
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Lord bless this pair of briefs
ODERN EDICINE
it was my favourite game when i was a kid, i played through it so many times
i should get it on my wii
Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me to, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: GOD DAMN IT GUMP, YOU ARE A GOD DAMN GENIUS! THIS IS THE MOST OUTSTANDING ANSWER I HAVE EVER HEARD! YOU MUST HAVE A GODDAMN I.Q. OF 160! YOU ARE GODDAMN GIFTED, PRIVATE GUMP!
I went to a Kingdom Hall once when I was nine I think. This kid I knew invited me. I didn't know it was a church, I just thought it was a community thing. I wore jeans and a t-shirt and came back with a bunch of books and magazines and didn't know what the hell had happened.
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Ooooooo
They're invisible!
Oooooooo
i really really hope that when he gets back he isn't like all the other returned missionaries i've known
so incessantly annoying and always right because they just spent 2 years surrounded by other dudes and lying about their masturbation habits
no
just saying he brings it up a lot
but standing up to it isn't always the answer, people should be able to live their lives non confrontationally if they choose without getting shat on at every turn
but really, those people shouldn't be in the military
All I know is that I never did lie about my masturbation. I did not masturbate until I hit the age of 22. Never, ever before that.
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I wonder if the debug mode works on the Wii version
you can play two player!
it is invisible
Yep.
I've got some awesome ideas.
Mike and Jerry are going to love my entry.
"There's no difference between being too clever and being an idiot"
Reminded me of this place
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i sure can, they were given to his advisors by joseph smith as a kind of reward, something they could wear to feel really special and holy.
they are made from a really filmy linen, and they have symbols, i believe of masonic origin, sewn over the nipples and i think around the genitals.
you get them in the temple, you take a special oath and they issue you your garments, and they are holy, you are always to wear clothes that cover them, and you are supposed to only remove them for bathing and sleeping.
fun fact: when joseph smith was corned in the carthage jail, he removed his garments, assumedly because he knew that he had gone against what they represented.
another fun fact: as joseph smith was dying he attempted to call out 'is there no help for the widow's son?', which is a secret phrase free masons used when they feared for their lives, and any other masons within earshot are honor bound to come to the aid of one saying that phrase, even to the risk of their own lives
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Oh, I'm telling the truth. I took that religious stuff super seriously.
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Sweeeeet. I've been surprised at the relative lack of interest, it's a pretty awesome prize.
Wish Catholics had holy undies
Alternatively, I've never met a mormon does that mean i'm going to hell?
I was once on Prozac for two years and didn't masturbate the whole time. I didn't make the connection because I was young, I just thought "well I guess I gave up that thing I used to do". The first time off the Prozac I saw the face of God.
I have no clue. I really don't. There's a fun story involved with this, but it could get me sued.
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