a friend of mine just left on a mission a couple weeks ago.
i really really hope that when he gets back he isn't like all the other returned missionaries i've known
so incessantly annoying and always right because they just spent 2 years surrounded by other dudes and lying about their masturbation habits
All I know is that I never did lie about my masturbation. I did not masturbate until I hit the age of 22. Never, ever before that.
i was luckier than you good sir, i started researching literature about the mormon church at the age of 14, and by the time i was 15 i was sick of all the bullshit and decided mormonism just wasn't for me.
from the sound of it, you went quit a bit farther than i did
I was reading a book of quotations and one of the good ones was
"There's no difference between being too clever and being an idiot"
Reminded me of this place
Yeah I love that quote too
"There's a fine line between clever and stupid"
Frankly I think both quotes are true
a friend of mine just left on a mission a couple weeks ago.
i really really hope that when he gets back he isn't like all the other returned missionaries i've known
so incessantly annoying and always right because they just spent 2 years surrounded by other dudes and lying about their masturbation habits
All I know is that I never did lie about my masturbation. I did not masturbate until I hit the age of 22. Never, ever before that.
i was luckier than you good sir, i started researching literature about the mormon church at the age of 14, and by the time i was 15 i was sick of all the bullshit and decided mormonism just wasn't for me.
from the sound of it, you went quit a bit farther than i did
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I was reading a book of quotations and one of the good ones was
"There's no difference between being too clever and being an idiot"
Reminded me of this place
Yeah I love that quote too
"There's a fine line between clever and stupid"
Frankly I think both quotes are true
I went on a date a couple of weeks ago and she asked me in to watch a movie and I chose Spinal Tap. She was all trying to be romantic and shit and I kept breaking off to either cackle at a song or cackle just at the anticipation of a line I knew was coming.
I don't understand how one could be too clever. Like your wits are too quick, you're too resourceful, you've solved this problem to ingeniously?
Alternatively, I've never met a mormon does that mean i'm going to hell?
if you live a good life, no, it means that you get stuck in limbo until someone gets baptized in your name. then while your up there you get to choose whether to go to heaven or not (according to mormon dudes)
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I went on a date a couple of weeks ago and she asked me in to watch a movie and I chose Spinal Tap. She was all trying to be romantic and shit and I kept breaking off to either cackle at a song or cackle just at the anticipation of a line I knew was coming.
Haha, this might be worse than the time you gave up going out with a girl to go fly your spaceship!
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i saw some people were discussing baptisms for the dead in here earlier, i have done that when i was a young girl.
i thought it was weird then, and as i got older and found out what it was all really about and all, i thought it was absolutely awful to baptize someone without their sayso, even if it is only in name.
and i had classes on this, i know the mormon point of view to the letter. the whole 'they are stuck in limbo until baptized' thing, and how they see it as a great service. it's bullshit, how pissed would they be if someone of a different faith started baptizing their names
You clearly didn't pay attention in church.
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I went on a date a couple of weeks ago and she asked me in to watch a movie and I chose Spinal Tap. She was all trying to be romantic and shit and I kept breaking off to either cackle at a song or cackle just at the anticipation of a line I knew was coming.
Haha, this might be worse than the time you gave up going out with a girl to go fly your spaceship!
Fuck man there is literally billions of pieces of trim out there and how many spaceships?
Check and Mate!
i saw some people were discussing baptisms for the dead in here earlier, i have done that when i was a young girl.
i thought it was weird then, and as i got older and found out what it was all really about and all, i thought it was absolutely awful to baptize someone without their sayso, even if it is only in name.
and i had classes on this, i know the mormon point of view to the letter. the whole 'they are stuck in limbo until baptized' thing, and how they see it as a great service. it's bullshit, how pissed would they be if someone of a different faith started baptizing their names
You clearly didn't pay attention in church.
I mean seriously they teach it once a month and you still got it wrong.
I spend the entire day after I got back from staying on people's couches for three weeks in America masturbating like a monkey in prison. THREE WEEKS without any Special Gentlemen's Time! Three weeks! And I went to strip clubs in that time! My balls were bluer than a... fucking... really cold... Democrat.
i saw some people were discussing baptisms for the dead in here earlier, i have done that when i was a young girl.
i thought it was weird then, and as i got older and found out what it was all really about and all, i thought it was absolutely awful to baptize someone without their sayso, even if it is only in name.
and i had classes on this, i know the mormon point of view to the letter. the whole 'they are stuck in limbo until baptized' thing, and how they see it as a great service. it's bullshit, how pissed would they be if someone of a different faith started baptizing their names
You clearly didn't pay attention in church.
i think i was 12 when i did it, and it was right after i had just made the step up from lil kid classes to the teenager classes, and they were just all 'oh hey we're going to the temple tonight you're coming too'
they don't explain baptisms for the dead in detail to you till you get older
I spend the entire day after I got back from staying on people's couches for three weeks in America masturbating like a monkey in prison. THREE WEEKS without any Special Gentlemen's Time! Three weeks! And I went to strip clubs in that time! My balls were bluer than a... fucking... really cold... Democrat.
i saw some people were discussing baptisms for the dead in here earlier, i have done that when i was a young girl.
i thought it was weird then, and as i got older and found out what it was all really about and all, i thought it was absolutely awful to baptize someone without their sayso, even if it is only in name.
and i had classes on this, i know the mormon point of view to the letter. the whole 'they are stuck in limbo until baptized' thing, and how they see it as a great service. it's bullshit, how pissed would they be if someone of a different faith started baptizing their names
You clearly didn't pay attention in church.
I mean seriously they teach it once a month and you still got it wrong.
How is she wrong? She just simplified it so more people would understand. Not everybody knows Mormon jargon.
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I have to remember that line to yell out if I'm ever in mortal danger
and then be like "whoops, I'm not a Mason, thanks for the help though broseph"
last week my dad told me about a man that committed suicide after killing his child and wife, and the suicide note he left said only 'is there no hope for the widow's son'
Six weeks straight, all dudes no chicks. By week five someone could have brought in a potato that looks like a vagina and there would have been a line around the block to have sex with it.
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So Bel
You never answered
Do you have horns or not?
Cause I notice you do wear a lot of hats
Six weeks straight, all dudes no chicks. By week five someone could have brought in a potato that looks like a vagina and there would have been a line around the block to have sex with it.
i saw some people were discussing baptisms for the dead in here earlier, i have done that when i was a young girl.
i thought it was weird then, and as i got older and found out what it was all really about and all, i thought it was absolutely awful to baptize someone without their sayso, even if it is only in name.
and i had classes on this, i know the mormon point of view to the letter. the whole 'they are stuck in limbo until baptized' thing, and how they see it as a great service. it's bullshit, how pissed would they be if someone of a different faith started baptizing their names
You clearly didn't pay attention in church.
I mean seriously they teach it once a month and you still got it wrong.
How is she wrong? She just simplified it so more people would understand. Not everybody knows Mormon jargon.
yeah, i have to try and keep myself from using mormon-speak when i talk about stuff like this, because you mention wards, and people want to know what that means, or you mention the priesthood and how most dudes in the church have it and they raise their eyebrows
or you even call it 'the church' like i just did without meaning to, because that is how we're raised to talk about it, and to anyone not raised mormon it is confusing as hell
Six weeks straight, all dudes no chicks. By week five someone could have brought in a potato that looks like a vagina and there would have been a line around the block to have sex with it.
I spend the entire day after I got back from staying on people's couches for three weeks in America masturbating like a monkey in prison. THREE WEEKS without any Special Gentlemen's Time! Three weeks! And I went to strip clubs in that time! My balls were bluer than a... fucking... really cold... Democrat.
Hey now, you had your own room down here!
(I appreciate you not splatter-painting the walls though.)
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i was luckier than you good sir, i started researching literature about the mormon church at the age of 14, and by the time i was 15 i was sick of all the bullshit and decided mormonism just wasn't for me.
from the sound of it, you went quit a bit farther than i did
castrati kid?
Yeah I love that quote too
"There's a fine line between clever and stupid"
Frankly I think both quotes are true
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it'll explode withe entries right at the end i would wager, most art contests do
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I went on a date a couple of weeks ago and she asked me in to watch a movie and I chose Spinal Tap. She was all trying to be romantic and shit and I kept breaking off to either cackle at a song or cackle just at the anticipation of a line I knew was coming.
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have you felt an urge to catch up on your backlog?
if you live a good life, no, it means that you get stuck in limbo until someone gets baptized in your name. then while your up there you get to choose whether to go to heaven or not (according to mormon dudes)
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I don't even know what it means! I don't know how I got here! Who is this place! What Am I!
Ahahahahaha. I won't say.
I decided toward the end that I'd at least wait until I wasn't a virgin anymore. That's right, virgin until 22. *shrug*
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You clearly didn't pay attention in church.
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and then be like "whoops, I'm not a Mason, thanks for the help though broseph"
It is pretty darn neat.
Really, just the fact that they're going to be looking at and judging all of the entries is enough to make me want to enter.
Fuck man there is literally billions of pieces of trim out there and how many spaceships?
Check and Mate!
I mean seriously they teach it once a month and you still got it wrong.
i think i was 12 when i did it, and it was right after i had just made the step up from lil kid classes to the teenager classes, and they were just all 'oh hey we're going to the temple tonight you're coming too'
they don't explain baptisms for the dead in detail to you till you get older
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Well isn't this awkward.
How is she wrong? She just simplified it so more people would understand. Not everybody knows Mormon jargon.
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my thoughts exactly
last week my dad told me about a man that committed suicide after killing his child and wife, and the suicide note he left said only 'is there no hope for the widow's son'
a bit spooky
Six weeks straight, all dudes no chicks. By week five someone could have brought in a potato that looks like a vagina and there would have been a line around the block to have sex with it.
You never answered
Do you have horns or not?
Cause I notice you do wear a lot of hats
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And I know neither Mormons nor Ormons, if it was my house my eternal soul could totally have been in mad deep shit.
Six weeks? Were you a counselor?
yeah, i have to try and keep myself from using mormon-speak when i talk about stuff like this, because you mention wards, and people want to know what that means, or you mention the priesthood and how most dudes in the church have it and they raise their eyebrows
or you even call it 'the church' like i just did without meaning to, because that is how we're raised to talk about it, and to anyone not raised mormon it is confusing as hell
Yeah.
well if i do it's not from being mormon, i'm totally an atheist now, much to the chagrin of my extended family
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