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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Homeless wrote: »
    a friend of mine just left on a mission a couple weeks ago.

    i really really hope that when he gets back he isn't like all the other returned missionaries i've known

    so incessantly annoying and always right because they just spent 2 years surrounded by other dudes and lying about their masturbation habits

    All I know is that I never did lie about my masturbation. I did not masturbate until I hit the age of 22. Never, ever before that.

    i was luckier than you good sir, i started researching literature about the mormon church at the age of 14, and by the time i was 15 i was sick of all the bullshit and decided mormonism just wasn't for me.

    from the sound of it, you went quit a bit farther than i did

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Homeless wrote: »
    a friend of mine just left on a mission a couple weeks ago.

    i really really hope that when he gets back he isn't like all the other returned missionaries i've known

    so incessantly annoying and always right because they just spent 2 years surrounded by other dudes and lying about their masturbation habits

    All I know is that I never did lie about my masturbation. I did not masturbate until I hit the age of 22. Never, ever before that.

    castrati kid?

    potatoe on
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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Vorus wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    I was reading a book of quotations and one of the good ones was
    "There's no difference between being too clever and being an idiot"
    Reminded me of this place

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    Yeah I love that quote too
    "There's a fine line between clever and stupid"
    Frankly I think both quotes are true

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Homeless wrote: »
    a friend of mine just left on a mission a couple weeks ago.

    i really really hope that when he gets back he isn't like all the other returned missionaries i've known

    so incessantly annoying and always right because they just spent 2 years surrounded by other dudes and lying about their masturbation habits

    All I know is that I never did lie about my masturbation. I did not masturbate until I hit the age of 22. Never, ever before that.
    Yeah and bongi loves the pussy.

    Oh, I'm telling the truth. I took that religious stuff super seriously.
    That's very sad then.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2009
    I don't understand how one could be too clever. Like your wits are too quick, you're too resourceful, you've solved this problem to ingeniously?

    Alternatively, I've never met a mormon does that mean i'm going to hell?

    Hi INT, low WIS

    Tube on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    hey chico are you doing the fanart contest

    Yep.

    I've got some awesome ideas.

    Mike and Jerry are going to love my entry.

    Sweeeeet. I've been surprised at the relative lack of interest, it's a pretty awesome prize.

    it'll explode withe entries right at the end i would wager, most art contests do

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Homeless wrote: »
    a friend of mine just left on a mission a couple weeks ago.

    i really really hope that when he gets back he isn't like all the other returned missionaries i've known

    so incessantly annoying and always right because they just spent 2 years surrounded by other dudes and lying about their masturbation habits

    All I know is that I never did lie about my masturbation. I did not masturbate until I hit the age of 22. Never, ever before that.

    i was luckier than you good sir, i started researching literature about the mormon church at the age of 14, and by the time i was 15 i was sick of all the bullshit and decided mormonism just wasn't for me.

    from the sound of it, you went quit a bit farther than i did

    I left the church at age 19, I'm 22 now. Things have been slow to develop.

    t Faricrazy: It really is. No one should ever have to be ashamed of their body.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Vorus wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    I was reading a book of quotations and one of the good ones was
    "There's no difference between being too clever and being an idiot"
    Reminded me of this place

    greatestRockMovies_01spinalTap4.jpg

    Yeah I love that quote too
    "There's a fine line between clever and stupid"
    Frankly I think both quotes are true

    I went on a date a couple of weeks ago and she asked me in to watch a movie and I chose Spinal Tap. She was all trying to be romantic and shit and I kept breaking off to either cackle at a song or cackle just at the anticipation of a line I knew was coming.

    Tube on
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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    I don't understand how one could be too clever. Like your wits are too quick, you're too resourceful, you've solved this problem to ingeniously?

    Alternatively, I've never met a mormon does that mean i'm going to hell?
    Hi INT, low WIS
    Neeeeeeeeeeeeerd!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    god damn no masturbation until 22
    have you felt an urge to catch up on your backlog?

    Dichotomy on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't understand how one could be too clever. Like your wits are too quick, you're too resourceful, you've solved this problem to ingeniously?

    Alternatively, I've never met a mormon does that mean i'm going to hell?

    if you live a good life, no, it means that you get stuck in limbo until someone gets baptized in your name. then while your up there you get to choose whether to go to heaven or not (according to mormon dudes)

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't understand how one could be too clever. Like your wits are too quick, you're too resourceful, you've solved this problem to ingeniously?

    Alternatively, I've never met a mormon does that mean i'm going to hell?
    Basically not knowing when to shut the fuck up

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    I don't understand how one could be too clever. Like your wits are too quick, you're too resourceful, you've solved this problem to ingeniously?

    Alternatively, I've never met a mormon does that mean i'm going to hell?
    Hi INT, low WIS
    Neeeeeeeeeeeeerd!

    I don't even know what it means! I don't know how I got here! Who is this place! What Am I!

    Tube on
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    god damn no masturbation until 22
    have you felt an urge to catch up on your backlog?

    Ahahahahaha. I won't say.

    I decided toward the end that I'd at least wait until I wasn't a virgin anymore. That's right, virgin until 22. *shrug*

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    I went on a date a couple of weeks ago and she asked me in to watch a movie and I chose Spinal Tap. She was all trying to be romantic and shit and I kept breaking off to either cackle at a song or cackle just at the anticipation of a line I knew was coming.
    Haha, this might be worse than the time you gave up going out with a girl to go fly your spaceship! :o

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    i saw some people were discussing baptisms for the dead in here earlier, i have done that when i was a young girl.

    i thought it was weird then, and as i got older and found out what it was all really about and all, i thought it was absolutely awful to baptize someone without their sayso, even if it is only in name.

    and i had classes on this, i know the mormon point of view to the letter. the whole 'they are stuck in limbo until baptized' thing, and how they see it as a great service. it's bullshit, how pissed would they be if someone of a different faith started baptizing their names

    You clearly didn't pay attention in church.

    Phonehand on
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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    I don't understand how one could be too clever. Like your wits are too quick, you're too resourceful, you've solved this problem to ingeniously?

    Alternatively, I've never met a mormon does that mean i'm going to hell?
    Hi INT, low WIS
    Neeeeeeeeeeeeerd!

    I don't even know what it means! I don't know how I got here! Who is this place! What Am I!

    This is not my beautiful house!
    This is not my beautiful wife!

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That's how most of my dates go, too.

    Javen on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have to remember that line to yell out if I'm ever in mortal danger

    and then be like "whoops, I'm not a Mason, thanks for the help though broseph"

    Grey Ghost on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    hey chico are you doing the fanart contest

    Yep.

    I've got some awesome ideas.

    Mike and Jerry are going to love my entry.

    Sweeeeet. I've been surprised at the relative lack of interest, it's a pretty awesome prize.

    It is pretty darn neat.

    Really, just the fact that they're going to be looking at and judging all of the entries is enough to make me want to enter.

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    DamnItCohaagenDamnItCohaagen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bogey wrote: »
    I went on a date a couple of weeks ago and she asked me in to watch a movie and I chose Spinal Tap. She was all trying to be romantic and shit and I kept breaking off to either cackle at a song or cackle just at the anticipation of a line I knew was coming.
    Haha, this might be worse than the time you gave up going out with a girl to go fly your spaceship! :o

    Fuck man there is literally billions of pieces of trim out there and how many spaceships?
    Check and Mate!

    DamnItCohaagen on
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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    i saw some people were discussing baptisms for the dead in here earlier, i have done that when i was a young girl.

    i thought it was weird then, and as i got older and found out what it was all really about and all, i thought it was absolutely awful to baptize someone without their sayso, even if it is only in name.

    and i had classes on this, i know the mormon point of view to the letter. the whole 'they are stuck in limbo until baptized' thing, and how they see it as a great service. it's bullshit, how pissed would they be if someone of a different faith started baptizing their names

    You clearly didn't pay attention in church.

    I mean seriously they teach it once a month and you still got it wrong.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2009
    I spend the entire day after I got back from staying on people's couches for three weeks in America masturbating like a monkey in prison. THREE WEEKS without any Special Gentlemen's Time! Three weeks! And I went to strip clubs in that time! My balls were bluer than a... fucking... really cold... Democrat.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    i saw some people were discussing baptisms for the dead in here earlier, i have done that when i was a young girl.

    i thought it was weird then, and as i got older and found out what it was all really about and all, i thought it was absolutely awful to baptize someone without their sayso, even if it is only in name.

    and i had classes on this, i know the mormon point of view to the letter. the whole 'they are stuck in limbo until baptized' thing, and how they see it as a great service. it's bullshit, how pissed would they be if someone of a different faith started baptizing their names

    You clearly didn't pay attention in church.

    i think i was 12 when i did it, and it was right after i had just made the step up from lil kid classes to the teenager classes, and they were just all 'oh hey we're going to the temple tonight you're coming too'

    they don't explain baptisms for the dead in detail to you till you get older

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I spend the entire day after I got back from staying on people's couches for three weeks in America masturbating like a monkey in prison. THREE WEEKS without any Special Gentlemen's Time! Three weeks! And I went to strip clubs in that time! My balls were bluer than a... fucking... really cold... Democrat.

    Eskimo Smurf

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited February 2009
    and we've moved on from masturbation talk.

    Well isn't this awkward.

    Tube on
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    i saw some people were discussing baptisms for the dead in here earlier, i have done that when i was a young girl.

    i thought it was weird then, and as i got older and found out what it was all really about and all, i thought it was absolutely awful to baptize someone without their sayso, even if it is only in name.

    and i had classes on this, i know the mormon point of view to the letter. the whole 'they are stuck in limbo until baptized' thing, and how they see it as a great service. it's bullshit, how pissed would they be if someone of a different faith started baptizing their names

    You clearly didn't pay attention in church.

    I mean seriously they teach it once a month and you still got it wrong.

    How is she wrong? She just simplified it so more people would understand. Not everybody knows Mormon jargon.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I have to remember that line to yell out if I'm ever in mortal danger

    and then be like "whoops, I'm not a Mason, thanks for the help though broseph"

    my thoughts exactly

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I have to remember that line to yell out if I'm ever in mortal danger

    and then be like "whoops, I'm not a Mason, thanks for the help though broseph"

    last week my dad told me about a man that committed suicide after killing his child and wife, and the suicide note he left said only 'is there no hope for the widow's son'

    a bit spooky

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i think masturbating onto a bible shows dedication and faith

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The worst was boyscout camp.

    Six weeks straight, all dudes no chicks. By week five someone could have brought in a potato that looks like a vagina and there would have been a line around the block to have sex with it.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So Bel
    You never answered
    Do you have horns or not?
    Cause I notice you do wear a lot of hats

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    DamnItCohaagenDamnItCohaagen Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Shit a plane just crashed not 5 miles from my home.

    And I know neither Mormons nor Ormons, if it was my house my eternal soul could totally have been in mad deep shit.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    The worst was boyscout camp.

    Six weeks straight, all dudes no chicks. By week five someone could have brought in a potato that looks like a vagina and there would have been a line around the block to have sex with it.

    Six weeks? Were you a counselor?

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    i saw some people were discussing baptisms for the dead in here earlier, i have done that when i was a young girl.

    i thought it was weird then, and as i got older and found out what it was all really about and all, i thought it was absolutely awful to baptize someone without their sayso, even if it is only in name.

    and i had classes on this, i know the mormon point of view to the letter. the whole 'they are stuck in limbo until baptized' thing, and how they see it as a great service. it's bullshit, how pissed would they be if someone of a different faith started baptizing their names

    You clearly didn't pay attention in church.

    I mean seriously they teach it once a month and you still got it wrong.

    How is she wrong? She just simplified it so more people would understand. Not everybody knows Mormon jargon.

    yeah, i have to try and keep myself from using mormon-speak when i talk about stuff like this, because you mention wards, and people want to know what that means, or you mention the priesthood and how most dudes in the church have it and they raise their eyebrows

    or you even call it 'the church' like i just did without meaning to, because that is how we're raised to talk about it, and to anyone not raised mormon it is confusing as hell

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    The worst was boyscout camp.

    Six weeks straight, all dudes no chicks. By week five someone could have brought in a potato that looks like a vagina and there would have been a line around the block to have sex with it.

    Six weeks? Were you a counselor?

    Yeah.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    So Bel
    You never answered
    Do you have horns or not?
    Cause I notice you do wear a lot of hats

    well if i do it's not from being mormon, i'm totally an atheist now, much to the chagrin of my extended family

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    javen have you seen Happy Campers

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2009
    I spend the entire day after I got back from staying on people's couches for three weeks in America masturbating like a monkey in prison. THREE WEEKS without any Special Gentlemen's Time! Three weeks! And I went to strip clubs in that time! My balls were bluer than a... fucking... really cold... Democrat.
    Hey now, you had your own room down here!

    (I appreciate you not splatter-painting the walls though.)

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