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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    but metzger

    snake eyes looks kind of cool

    SNAKE EYES COULD NOT SAVE THIS MOVIE IF HE WAS A HOT CHICK RUNNING ON A TREADMILL INEXPLICABLYOHWAIT THEY FUCKING HAVE THAT SCENE. SHE SAYS THAT EMOTIONS AREN'T SCIENTIFIC AND REJECTS FUNNY BLACK COMEDY RELIEF MAN.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    also the movie with the worst dialogue ever is April Fool's Day

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    but metzger

    snake eyes looks kind of cool

    SNAKE EYES COULD NOT SAVE THIS MOVIE IF HE WAS A HOT CHICK RUNNING ON A TREADMILL INEXPLICABLYOHWAIT THEY FUCKING HAVE THAT SCENE. SHE SAYS THAT EMOTIONS AREN'T SCIENTIFIC AND REJECTS FUNNY BLACK COMEDY RELIEF MAN.

    Everything you're saying makes this movie sound awesome

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm telling you guys.
    It was great.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm telling you guys.
    It was great.

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    CoreoCoreo Sydney AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I had a choice tonight whether I should see this with 2 of my friends or see groundhog day (plus other old school movies) with a few of my other friends.

    I've seen groundhog day like 15 times now.

    Tonight was my 16th time.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Don't listen to him, this movie is like watching a partial-birth abortion set to

    this

    or this

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Peter Travers had a pretty hysterical review of this

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    this guy is excited for gi joe

    this guy right here

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    metzger you really don't know how to dissuade a dude from seeing a movie

    also when I stop bronchitising all over the place I'mma see this movie

    I'mma see it something fierce

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Troll 2 for best worst dialogue.

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    grandmastervadergrandmastervader Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I did not expect this movie to be good at all but man was there a lot of fun action in it. The CG was terrible but it was still fun to watch, It reminded me of how fun the first mummy movie was to watch.





    Edit: Also a lot of the scenes reminded me of star wars it was crazy.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh my god


    my drive-in is having a transformer 2 / gi joe movie double feature

    $5 for two movies!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    rolo if you don't go to this you are the single worst person alive

    fact

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    he's right.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    dude, I'm bringing all my friends to this shit

    It takes like an hour and a half to drive there, but they charge $5 per car, so we just pack six people, some folding chairs, and go and watch movies. They also serve beer (and don't care if you bring your own) in flagrant defiance of Canada's drinking and driving laws.

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    grandmastervadergrandmastervader Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Thats like 5 hours of straight action. Someone is going to have a heart attack.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    whoa whoa rolo

    where is this at

    I may have to travel to the fabled canadas to see this one day

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "Drink every time there is an explosion"

    "drink every time there is slow-motion"

    "drink every time there is a one-liner"

    "drink every time the day is saved"

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    "Drink every time there is an explosion"

    "drink every time there is slow-motion"

    "drink every time there is a one-liner"

    "drink every time the day is saved"

    SIX PEOPLE DEAD OF ALCOHOL POISONING AT LOCAL DRIVE-IN

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    whoa whoa rolo

    where is this at

    I may have to travel to the fabled canadas to see this one day

    http://www.mustangdrivein.com/

    And then sign up for one of their membership discount card thingies when you get there

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    reminds me of my roadhouse drinking game:
    every time swayze has his shirt off
    every time there is a fight
    every time you see the monster truck

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that website is so 1997

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i enjoyed the hell out of this movie. two absurdly hot women, action, explosions, ridiculous fight scenes, an even more ridiculous car chase, and two absurdly hot women

    anybody who dislikes this movie is gay

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that website is so 1997

    It's also not showing the right information - wednesday is romantic movie night, thursday is classic movie night, and you can always pay-per-car if you have a membership card.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    hey shoe come to philly so we can see gi joe together

    keith will pay for it all

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    TLB let's move to Canada and go see movies at a drive-in and get drunk [tiny]and get married[/tiny] and read Blackwulf

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    TLB let's move to Canada and go see movies at a drive-in and get drunk [tiny]and get married[/tiny] and read Blackwulf
    SEE TLB I TOLD YOU

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    wiggin I will never hang out with you unless you gimme them spidey super stories

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    TLB let's move to Canada and go see movies at a drive-in and get drunk [tiny]and get married[/tiny] and read Blackwulf
    SEE TLB I TOLD YOU

    DAMNIT IT ISN'T TRUE

    AND YOU SUCK

    AND IT ISN'T TRUE

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    Troll 2 for best worst dialogue.

    They're eating her!

    And then they're gonna eat me!

    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    oh my god


    my drive-in is having a transformer 2 / gi joe movie double feature

    $5 for two movies!

    Mine is too

    Mine costs more though, like 9 bucks per person, except on Wednesdays where it's 18 for a carload

    Of course, mine is also only like ten minutes from my house

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    wiggin I will never hang out with you unless you gimme them spidey super stories

    It'll be like a dowry or something

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    not nearly a big enough dowry

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    I got a full run of Micronauts including both annuals and two or three special editions

    But you can't have that that's mine

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    i enjoyed the hell out of this movie. two absurdly hot women, action, explosions, ridiculous fight scenes, an even more ridiculous car chase, and two absurdly hot women

    anybody who dislikes this movie is gay


    Wook has the right idea here folks. The entertainment level of this movie is high.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    this movie was fucking horrible and I managed to enjoy Speed Racer

    the only good parts were snake eyes and shadowstorm, cobra commander, and (kind of) the baroness

    even adabesi/mr. ecko couldn't save it

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    this movie was fucking horrible and I managed to enjoy Speed Racer

    the only good parts were snake eyes and shadowstorm, cobra commander, and (kind of) the baroness

    even adabesi/mr. ecko couldn't save it

    i bet you're the type of guy who wouldn't fuck a supermodel because she's stupid

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh my god Adebisi is in this? I gotta see it

    *obligatory Beecher shitting on Shillinger comment*

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    this movie was fucking horrible and I managed to enjoy Speed Racer

    the only good parts were snake eyes and shadowstorm, cobra commander, and (kind of) the baroness

    even adabesi/mr. ecko couldn't save it

    i bet you're the type of guy who wouldn't fuck a supermodel because she's stupid

    supermodels are attractive, right? that's the big difference

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