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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    I saw The Hurt Locker today

    goddamn

    The Hurt Locker was so fucking good.

    awesome tension from the beginning.
    The sniper scene just had me freaking out everytime the wind blew a little funny

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaaaacked

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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    nice catch, blanco niño

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    I saw The Hurt Locker today

    goddamn

    it was playing at 12:15

    i couldn't make that work

    i wanna see it so bad

    instead I saw GI Joe

    while a terrible decision, it was better than I thought it would be

    a little

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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    entering GI Joe with shit-low expectations really helped me in a big way

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    The exact opposite happened to me Raneados!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i expected to literally vomit from the terribleness

    but honestly it wasn't like a painful movie

    it was dumb and actiony and cliche and stuff went kaboom a lot

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    The exact opposite happened to me Raneados!

    you really expected it to be good?

    really?


    what is the matter with you

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    also blankspace can I call you MSHC

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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    bet you won't touch that button, bitch

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Snake Eye's mouth was kind of distracting throughout the movie.
    I found it interesting that there were quite a few decapitations.

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    The exact opposite happened to me Raneados!

    you really expected it to be good?

    really?


    what is the matter with you
    No I meant I was going to go see GI Joe but saw The Hurt Locker.

    I am expecting Joe to be a multimillion dollar live action episode of the 80s toon

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    The exact opposite happened to me Raneados!

    you really expected it to be good?

    really?


    what is the matter with you
    No I meant I was going to go see GI Joe but saw The Hurt Locker.

    I am expecting Joe to be a multimillion dollar live action episode of the 80s toon

    prepare to be severely disappointed

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    also blankspace can I call you MSHC
    ...what does it stand for

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm thinking about watching this movie based on the opinions I've read here.

    I expect to be disappointed with you all.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    also blankspace can I call you MSHC
    ...what does it stand for
    Mount Saint Helens Chest

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    BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    I hate you so much yes you can call me that god

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I believe I knew your mother, son.

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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dockside bars?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My God, it's like looking in a mirror.

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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    hey, what's up Mrs., mister lafittie

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Look at your little hats.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    this movie fucking RULED

    fuck yeah
    Raneados wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    The exact opposite happened to me Raneados!

    you really expected it to be good?

    really?


    what is the matter with you
    No I meant I was going to go see GI Joe but saw The Hurt Locker.

    I am expecting Joe to be a multimillion dollar live action episode of the 80s toon

    prepare to be severely disappointed

    more like superbly pleased!

    i'm pretty much convinced that people that didn't like this movie are just people that don't know how to have a good time
    i can see how people didn't like transformers 2, i get that, but this movie delivered on exactly what it set out to do. i can't wait for the sequel and impending snake-eyes/stormshadow prequels

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    I saw The Hurt Locker today

    goddamn

    The Hurt Locker was so fucking good.

    awesome tension from the beginning.
    The sniper scene just had me freaking out everytime the wind blew a little funny

    Every single "tense" scene was perfectly spaced through the entire movie.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I think I'ma see District 9 this weekend.

    Yeah I think so.
    I want to see this so bad.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It better be good or I'm going to rage

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Blankspace wrote: »
    I saw The Hurt Locker today

    goddamn

    The Hurt Locker was so fucking good.

    awesome tension from the beginning.
    The sniper scene just had me freaking out everytime the wind blew a little funny

    Every single "tense" scene was perfectly spaced through the entire movie.
    It was a fucking fantastic movie. I felt like I was ice skating on the edge of a razor the entire time.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    anyone who thought there was anything wrong with this movie is a faggot

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Don't listen to him, this movie is like watching a partial-birth abortion set to

    this

    or this

    I wonder if there are any 9 a.m. showings.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Yeah, what is up with Snake Eyes' mouth

    is that just how his mask is molded or what

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    SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    guys this movie was so good

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    this movie fucking sucks

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    SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    skull man i like you but you are wrong

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    you're all fooling yourselves

    in your heart of hearts you know nothing with a shuck-and-jiving wayans brother will ever be good

    for christ's sakes he was in that movie where he was a bank-robbing baby-sized man

    and he somehow made that even worse than it would regularly be

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh god I just realized

    the ice

    sank

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    skull man

    shut up skull man

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the ice sank, yes. yes it did. sank to the bottom of the ocean.

    to the base where men inexplicably shoot stuff with flame-throwers.

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