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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    this movie was fucking horrible and I managed to enjoy Speed Racer

    the only good parts were snake eyes and shadowstorm, cobra commander, and (kind of) the baroness

    even adabesi/mr. ecko couldn't save it

    i bet you're the type of guy who wouldn't fuck a supermodel because she's stupid

    supermodels are attractive, right? that's the big difference

    there were hot chicks, explosions, retarded lines, and ridiculous action

    if that's not attractive, hand in your balls

    the wook on
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    this movie was fucking horrible and I managed to enjoy Speed Racer

    the only good parts were snake eyes and shadowstorm, cobra commander, and (kind of) the baroness

    even adabesi/mr. ecko couldn't save it

    i bet you're the type of guy who wouldn't fuck a supermodel because she's stupid

    supermodels are attractive, right? that's the big difference

    there were hot chicks, explosions, retarded lines, and ridiculous action

    if that's not attractive, hand in your balls

    Nah, that's stupid. Now, add a dude and some robots making fun of it and maybe you've got something.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    this movie was fucking horrible and I managed to enjoy Speed Racer

    the only good parts were snake eyes and shadowstorm, cobra commander, and (kind of) the baroness

    even adabesi/mr. ecko couldn't save it

    i bet you're the type of guy who wouldn't fuck a supermodel because she's stupid

    supermodels are attractive, right? that's the big difference

    there were hot chicks, explosions, retarded lines, and ridiculous action

    if that's not attractive, hand in your balls

    Nah, that's stupid. Now, add a dude and some robots making fun of it and maybe you've got something.

    defender, your history of being demonstrably wrong on most issues only backs up my argument here

    the wook on
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    my girlfriend's a hot chick, I can make explosions on my own, I don't like stupid lines and the action was boring

    movie sucked compared to my own life

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    if your girlfriend is legitimately Rachel Nichols hot, well then props to you

    but i'm pretty sure you can't blow up a polar ice cap

    and your perpetual use of puns suggests that you do indeed like stupid lines

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    dude, wook, the fucking ice SANK. IT SANK AND CRUSHED THE COBRA BASE, DUDE.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    no i know

    the movie was awesome

    skull man is foolishly suggesting his life is moreso, and i'm telling him that he is in fact incapable of applying such destruction to a polar ice cap

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    YO JOE!

    Starfuck on
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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Starfuck wrote: »
    YO JOE!

    that was the stupidest line in the whole movie

    i laughed my ass off

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    haha, it was so awkward it was fantastic

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Knowing is half the battle.

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I have zero desire to see this movie. I'll watch it some day when it is free, but paying 10 dollars to see a movie I already know is terrible is foolish.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    a gripe was
    duke + scarlett (or scarlett + snake eyes, because i know shoe would be all wooooaaah now)
    flint + lady jaye

    those were the rules, why you gotta fuck with them

    although there are like 3 snake eyes origin stories i think i have seen, so take your pick on those

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    cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    This was awesome. It was a 2-hour, live-action version of the cartoon series. I almost jumped out of my chair at the end when
    THE MOTHERFUCKING U.S.S. FLAGG SHOWED UP

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    this movie was fucking horrible and I managed to enjoy Speed Racer

    the only good parts were snake eyes and shadowstorm, cobra commander, and (kind of) the baroness

    even adabesi/mr. ecko couldn't save it

    i bet you're the type of guy who wouldn't fuck a supermodel because she's stupid

    supermodels are attractive, right? that's the big difference

    there were hot chicks, explosions, retarded lines, and ridiculous action

    if that's not attractive, hand in your balls

    Nah, that's stupid. Now, add a dude and some robots making fun of it and maybe you've got something.

    defender, your history of being demonstrably wrong on most issues only backs up my argument here

    On the contrary, I've been demonstrably right on just about everything I've ever said here. Even shit that fucking everybody thought was wrong for years, then whoops turned out to be right.

    I'm not saying one way or another about the movie (haven't seen it), I'm just saying that "hand in your balls" is a weak-ass argument. While we're here, people said that about 300, and that was a seriously crappy movie. The kind you watch just out of stunned disbelief after accidentally stumbling onto it while flipping channels, like a fucking Uwe Boll film or something. Except Uwe Boll's stuff probably isn't ever on TV.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    so was it as good as this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN034sBeF4c

    because this is what I want to see

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    On the contrary, I've been demonstrably right on just about everything I've ever said here. Even shit that fucking everybody thought was wrong for years, then whoops turned out to be right.

    I'm not saying one way or another about the movie (haven't seen it), I'm just saying that "hand in your balls" is a weak-ass argument. While we're here, people said that about 300, and that was a seriously crappy movie. The kind you watch just out of stunned disbelief after accidentally stumbling onto it while flipping channels, like a fucking Uwe Boll film or something. Except Uwe Boll's stuff probably isn't ever on TV.

    What the fuck are you talking about?

    300 is the best softcore gay porn I've ever seen.

    Also the only one.

    Nevertheless...

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    so was it as good as this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN034sBeF4c

    because this is what I want to see

    it was similar in terms of ridiculousness

    it was AWESOME

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i kind of would see this and want to

    but at the same time i kind of dont want to at all

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    An excuse to watch all of these again? Yes please.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQcJBjObEc

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    I was gonna post that, too

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Watching those probably puts you in the right frame of mind to see the movie.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    On the contrary, I've been demonstrably right on just about everything I've ever said here. Even shit that fucking everybody thought was wrong for years, then whoops turned out to be right.

    I'm not saying one way or another about the movie (haven't seen it), I'm just saying that "hand in your balls" is a weak-ass argument. While we're here, people said that about 300, and that was a seriously crappy movie. The kind you watch just out of stunned disbelief after accidentally stumbling onto it while flipping channels, like a fucking Uwe Boll film or something. Except Uwe Boll's stuff probably isn't ever on TV.

    What the fuck are you talking about?

    300 is the best softcore gay porn I've ever seen.

    Also the only one.

    Nevertheless...

    In my defense, I didn't have any hot studs with me at the time, so I ended up just sitting there in the hotel room by myself, and since I wasn't in my home town, I didn't even know any good party lines or anything.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Rolo wrote: »
    so was it as good as this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN034sBeF4c

    because this is what I want to see

    Jesus Christ I feel like I just ate three pounds of sugar.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    so was it as good as this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN034sBeF4c

    because this is what I want to see

    Jesus Christ I feel like I just ate three pounds of sugar.

    U-S-A! U-S-A!

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    COOOOOO
    BRAAAAAAAAAAAACCCHHH

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    wait so I can't enjoy 300

    is that what you are saying Defender

    are you trying to steal my sunshine

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    wait so I can't enjoy 300

    is that what you are saying Defender

    are you trying to steal my sunshine

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOCRPrEAVxU

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    chrishallet stop having a bender avatar

    I keep thinking you are the infinitely better filler everytime you post

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    chrishallet stop having a bender avatar

    I keep thinking you are the infinitely better filler everytime you post

    I have the same issue with Worthless Lurker

    I keep thinking he is Mulletude

    even though Mulletude doesn't even have a Kim Jong Il av anymore

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    chrishallet stop having a bender avatar

    I keep thinking you are the infinitely better filler everytime you post

    Suck it, princess.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    300 was a very accurate adaptation of the comic

    The comic wasn't really that great but the movie was pretty fun

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    chrishallet stop having a bender avatar

    I keep thinking you are the infinitely better filler everytime you post

    Suck it, princess.

    change it right now or I will put you on my block list for being not filler

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    wait so I can't enjoy 300

    is that what you are saying Defender

    are you trying to steal my sunshine

    You should enjoy 300 more than most heterosexual dudes can imagine.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    defender I expected better from you

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    gay basher!

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    defender I expected better from you

    Nonsense! You are a special (very special) case, and as such should enjoy 300 immensely.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I do want to see this but I'd rather see a matinee

    But I work every afternoon until Tuesday

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    defender stop confusingly calling me gay

    it's arousing feelings

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I was gonna go see it after work last night but the other guys backed out and then I had some shit come up

    But soon

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