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G.I. Joooooooe: Body Massage

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Did they have to fight Sealab? Ooh, sequel!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    defender stop being a dick defender

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh man the best part was the "smart" girl

    you can tell she's smart because she said quantified

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    men died when that ice sank defender

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    tlb let's go see this movie like a couple of dudes without sticks up their asses

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    shoe how could you like this and hate speed racer

    it is the same basic thing except speed racer was a lot better

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    yes shoe let's do that

    then go out for beers later

    american beers that aren't microbrew

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    oh man the best part was the "smart" girl

    you can tell she's smart because she said quantified

    Wait but she's...a girl?

    EDIT: A man probably told her that word and helped her remember how to say it.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I disagree with your viewpoint

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    and I with yours

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    well dang looks like we're at an impasse

    I'm just gonna keep doing my thing

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ok me too

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    oh man the best part was the "smart" girl

    you can tell she's smart because she said quantified

    also apparently emotions aren't scientific!

    like, they aren't fucking bio-chemical responses in the brain or anything.

    certainly not. :|

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it wasn't even emotions, metz

    it was attraction. Because there's nothing scientific about attraction.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    :x goddamnit hollywood i hate you so much it makes my teeth hurt.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    ya'll just ain't understand science

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I like how she was "coldly logical" for exactly one scene, a scene when she was jogging with her tits out

    she then was a totally normal character in the next scene she was in, but everyone still gave her shit for it all movie

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    if this movie had featured both of the super-hot ladies doing extremely gratuitously sexual things to each other, it might have been saved.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that is not a good reason to pay nine dollars

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Seriously, it's not at all. If a movie needs sex appeal to save it (and it's not a porn), then it's probably not a good movie.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Man people, stop giving Hollywood money for this you are giving them bad ideas.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    wnr I will give hollywood so much money for this becasue fuck you

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    also:
    LOVE SAVED THE DAY YAYYYYYY

    that was so gayyyyy

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    rane shut uuuuuuup

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i paid $10 to see this movie

    i'd pay another $10 to see it again

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    people like you are why fantastic four was terrible

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    now, I hear this movie has swords and tits, but one of them remains sheathed

    which one

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    now, I hear this movie has swords and tits, but one of them remains sheathed

    which one

    the tits

    the chicks are really super hot, though

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    man I ain't dumb enough to see no fantastic four movie not produced by roger corman

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    animal companionanimal companion xenomortis Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the tits, sadly

    e: beated

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    now, I hear this movie has swords and tits, but one of them remains sheathed

    which one

    the tits

    the chicks are really super hot, though

    if stuff explodes then I'm in

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    now, I hear this movie has swords and tits, but one of them remains sheathed

    which one

    the tits

    the chicks are really super hot, though

    if stuff explodes then I'm in

    stuff explodes every half second or so on average

    not kidding

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    man I ain't dumb enough to see no fantastic four movie not produced by roger corman

    but it's because people will go to this shitty movie again and again, making it a huge success, that shitty adaptations will continue to be the rule, not the exception

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh no, a shitty adaptation of a critically acclaimed dramatic series with revolutionary animated art and prestigious writing and voice-acting talent.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    it could have been good

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh no, a shitty adaptation of a critically acclaimed dramatic series with revolutionary animated art and prestigious writing and voice-acting talent.

    Wait, I thought this was GI Joe?

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    adaptation? of what?

    it's a fucking action figure movie

    a fucking stupid movie a bunch of paul walker loving, mouthbreathing cunt gnats watch alongside the terminally unsexual

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Oh no, a shitty adaptation of a critically acclaimed dramatic series with revolutionary animated art and prestigious writing and voice-acting talent.

    Wait, I thought this was GI Joe?

    Right, the clever, careful satire of American expansionism and jingoist rhetoric that John Ford, Marlon Brando, and Salvador Dali adapted from a Machiavelli screenplay and wasn't unearthed from Albert Einstein's attic trunk until the 1980s. Height of Western Civilization.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Oh no, a shitty adaptation of a critically acclaimed dramatic series with revolutionary animated art and prestigious writing and voice-acting talent.

    Wait, I thought this was GI Joe?

    Right, the clever, careful satire of American expansionism and jingoist rhetoric that John Ford, Marlon Brando, and Salvador Dali adapted from a Machiavelli screenplay and wasn't unearthed from Albert Einstein's attic trunk until the 1980s. Height of Western Civilization.

    Plus it's got a good ninja AND an evil ninja.

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