man I ain't dumb enough to see no fantastic four movie not produced by roger corman
but it's because people will go to this shitty movie again and again, making it a huge success, that shitty adaptations will continue to be the rule, not the exception
Oh no, a shitty adaptation of a critically acclaimed dramatic series with revolutionary animated art and prestigious writing and voice-acting talent.
Wait, I thought this was GI Joe?
Right, the clever, careful satire of American expansionism and jingoist rhetoric that John Ford, Marlon Brando, and Salvador Dali adapted from a Machiavelli screenplay and wasn't unearthed from Albert Einstein's attic trunk until the 1980s. Height of Western Civilization.
Oh no, a shitty adaptation of a critically acclaimed dramatic series with revolutionary animated art and prestigious writing and voice-acting talent.
Wait, I thought this was GI Joe?
Right, the clever, careful satire of American expansionism and jingoist rhetoric that John Ford, Marlon Brando, and Salvador Dali adapted from a Machiavelli screenplay and wasn't unearthed from Albert Einstein's attic trunk until the 1980s. Height of Western Civilization.
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you can tell she's smart because she said quantified
it is the same basic thing except speed racer was a lot better
then go out for beers later
american beers that aren't microbrew
Wait but she's...a girl?
EDIT: A man probably told her that word and helped her remember how to say it.
I'm just gonna keep doing my thing
also apparently emotions aren't scientific!
like, they aren't fucking bio-chemical responses in the brain or anything.
certainly not.
it was attraction. Because there's nothing scientific about attraction.
she then was a totally normal character in the next scene she was in, but everyone still gave her shit for it all movie
that was so gayyyyy
i'd pay another $10 to see it again
which one
the tits
the chicks are really super hot, though
e: beated
if stuff explodes then I'm in
stuff explodes every half second or so on average
not kidding
but it's because people will go to this shitty movie again and again, making it a huge success, that shitty adaptations will continue to be the rule, not the exception
Wait, I thought this was GI Joe?
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it's a fucking action figure movie
a fucking stupid movie a bunch of paul walker loving, mouthbreathing cunt gnats watch alongside the terminally unsexual
Right, the clever, careful satire of American expansionism and jingoist rhetoric that John Ford, Marlon Brando, and Salvador Dali adapted from a Machiavelli screenplay and wasn't unearthed from Albert Einstein's attic trunk until the 1980s. Height of Western Civilization.
Plus it's got a good ninja AND an evil ninja.