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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Even a single edged sword is a double edged sword, Drez.

    You should set up the people who try to use you for girls on fake dates with gay strippers or something.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    There’s a picture opposite me of my primitive ancestry, which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck-free. Though I respect that a lot, I’d be fired if that were my job… after killing Jason off, and countless screaming Argonauts.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Inq, are you still playing Kongai?

    I haven't played it since I signed up, but, that doesn't mean I'm not playing it.

    I kind of forgot about it, actually.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Facebook has really complicated socialization. Really. I think I need Snake Plissken to wipe Facebook out for me.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    There's nothing else for it Drez, you're just gonna have to get fat and ugly.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    fuck there's no food in my apartment and my back hurts to much for me to go get groceries

    Ack, that sucks, what did you do to your back dude?

    Playing basketball. I think I might have tore something, or at least pull something really nasty. It's just one specific muscle under my shoulder blade. Stretching makes the pain alleviate, but I can only stretch out the muscles around it, I can never "feel" the muscle that's in pain.

    @Moniker: I was thinking about that, but I've already had chinese and pizza within the last few days. Le sigh.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    I DON'T PRACTICE SANTERIA!

    I AIN'T GOT NO CRYSTAL BALL!

    I had a million dollars but I

    I'd spend it allllllll

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hey Drez. You should introduce me to your (hot) female friends. To prove I am legit I'll ask you how you're doing any day you like.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Would you like to play a game now, Inq?

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hurm, that sucks Pods, hopefully your recovery shall be swift.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey Drez. You should introduce me to your (hot) female friends. To prove I am legit I'll ask you how you're doing any day you like.

    Actually to prove you're legit you have to suck his balls.

    At least, that's what he made me do.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Saw 4x4: The Cube


    EDIT: Do you mean that it's overly powerful and marks a change in the game's balance?


    Anyway, I was going to give you a spare that I bought, but I guess I'll tuck it away for a few years.

    Thanks. Keep it. I may buy one tomorrow just to hold it for awhile.

    And yes, the ability to instantly get the Filthy Hippie outfit, or 2 parts of the Orc outfit, or instantly backfarm NS shit every 100 turns? Yessir! It makes it easier to speed-ascend.

    Did I tell you I got my Rock Lobster, too? A clannie was kind enough to make me a wok lobster and I got a floaty rock from the geode.

    I wonder what the September IOTM will be.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Would you like to play a game now, Inq?

    My teacher shifted some assignments around so a book I needed to have read by next week Tuesday I now need to have read by this coming Tuesday, so, unfortunately, I am working on that right now.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I am sitting in front of my computer and I am sweating

    this is fucking lame

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    Well, as far as I know, the major rays only recharge if you have the Boulder equipped the entire time.


    Yeah, I can't wait to see it.


    EDIT: No problem. Good luck with your schooling.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I am sitting in front of my computer and I am sweating

    this is fucking lame

    I have that affect on people.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    and merciless, as expected of Podly

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the new peaches track is kinda cool

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey Drez. You should introduce me to your (hot) female friends. To prove I am legit I'll ask you how you're doing any day you like.

    Ha. Any time you want to come down and hang out, sure. There's literally something going on every day. You, Nex, Mike, Kev, Vari, and everyone I'm missing - sorry A-man, I can't remember your PA name right now, just your real name, all always welcome. Hakks and Medo too. It's just a few guys IRL. Annoying tardboxes, they are.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Man something going on every day sounds nice.

    Drez hold up lemme steal your life

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I am sitting in front of my computer and I am sweating

    this is fucking lame
    66°F

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    fan fucking tastic

    armin van buuren has a new album out

    shoot me in the head

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Well, as far as I know, the major rays only recharge if you have the Boulder equipped the entire time.


    Yeah, I can't wait to see it.


    EDIT: No problem. Good luck with your schooling.

    False.

    The major rays recharge every 150 turns after use, unless you have the familiar equipment equipped, which knocks it down to every 100 turns.

    They also recharge after rollover. You can use a Major Yellow Ray on the last turn of the day and then immediately on your first turn the next day.

    You can use all three major rays in sequence, switch to any familiar you like, and then switch back on the 100th turn and use all three again.

    I've used it A LOT in the last month, I can personally confirm all of this.

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Drez wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.

    If you pierce your ear drums they'll never be able to bother you again.

    Every time I go to a bar, some toolbox comes up to me-

    Wait, to interrupt myself, did I tell you all what happened to me last week? Tuesday? A professional dominatrix was trying to get my business. "I can be a sub or a dom, whatever you want/need."

    Do I look like I need to pay someone to objectify or to dominate me? FUCK YOU, WORLD! LET ME HAVE MY APRICOT WHEAT BEER IN PEACE!

    Weak.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Greeper wrote: »
    Man something going on every day sounds nice.

    Drez hold up lemme steal your life

    Greeper? I haven't seen you in forever.

    Anyway, it's an expensive, hangover-laden life.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    stilist wrote: »
    I am sitting in front of my computer and I am sweating

    this is fucking lame
    66°F

    this is the first time I've needed a/c this summer

    and I guess we don't have it?

    D:

    it's supposed to be hot for the next few days too!

    *cry*

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    What does Double IPA mean? Two Indians per bottle?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I was thinking it would be cool to come down for my birthday but eh. I'm lazy and set in my ways; I usually don't do anything on my birthday.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    mmmmmmmm double ipa

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Drez wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Man something going on every day sounds nice.

    Drez hold up lemme steal your life

    Greeper? I haven't seen you in forever.

    Anyway, it's an expensive, hangover-laden life.

    Well, that's alright while you're young.

    Yeah, I've been busy.

    I haven't been busy.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    What does Double IPA mean? Two Indians per bottle?

    it is part of the (terrible) MOAR HOPS movement

    ew

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nerd: What I usually do is use my He-Boulder as soon as the day starts, depending on what zones I have unlocked. I go get a useful/annoying drop or outfit with the Major Yellow Ray, use the Major Red Ray for a quick stat boost, and then switch to my Baby Sandworm. I keep my Sandworm out until I have three Agua da Vidas. Depending on where I am in the run, I'll either keep the Sandworm (if the ML of what I'm fighting is above 100) or switch to the Uniclops...and I may switch to the Uniclops anyway, if I need meat. I occasionally use my Psychadelic Bear when I'm farming items - like stars/lines and pixels, or in the Castle in the Sky. But then I just pull out my He-Boulder again after 100 turns.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    What's wrong with more hops?


    EDIT: But don't you need to constantly use the Boulder for additional guaranteed major rays?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sami wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Why do people think I care about their stupid shit? You reap what you sow. I don't want to hear about your reaping or your sowing.

    If you pierce your ear drums they'll never be able to bother you again.

    Every time I go to a bar, some toolbox comes up to me-

    Wait, to interrupt myself, did I tell you all what happened to me last week? Tuesday? A professional dominatrix was trying to get my business. "I can be a sub or a dom, whatever you want/need."

    Do I look like I need to pay someone to objectify or to dominate me? FUCK YOU, WORLD! LET ME HAVE MY APRICOT WHEAT BEER IN PEACE!

    Weak.

    Ninkasi_Tricerahops.jpg

    Man I don't even like single IPA.

    I like the name of that DIPA, though.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    this sounds like Kingdom of Loathing

    is it KoL?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    What's wrong with more hops?

    They are followed by more skips and jumps?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    What's wrong with more hops?

    ew

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Poldy, I gave up on Sierra Nevada. Each bottle tasted differently to me and it didn't always taste good.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    this sounds like Kingdom of Loathing

    is it KoL?

    Yes.

    I'm a big fan of it now. Obsessed.

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