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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you guys know what is awesome?

    Satan.


    Satan is awesome.
    Mothafuckin' Hail Satan.

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    in vas mani

    You rang?

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Its a Woodland Critter Christmas!!

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    Hail Satan!

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I respectfully do not agree. You can certainly measure biochemical changes and brainwave variations in someone undergoing a religious experience of some kind, can't you?
    Funny story, they did a brain study (I believe at Johns Hopkins) which showed that people on Mushrooms go through the same biochemical reactions as someone who is having a "religious experience."

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    so you prefer the hypocritical religious types to the hypocritical atheist types?

    The belief in God isn't inherently hypocritical though. It's not like religious types are like "WE LAUGH AT YOU FROM OUR IVORY TOWER OF EMPIRICISM HAHA!!!"

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    you know why everyone loves satan?

    I do.
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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    Observational data can be tested and verified while the religious experience and feelings of a person can't in any way be studied or quantified.

    I respectfully do not agree. You can certainly measure biochemical changes and brainwave variations in someone undergoing a religious experience of some kind, can't you?

    You can also observe those things in someone who is hallucinating if I recall correctly.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Deacon just as there are asshole atheists there are just as many asshole zealots who proclaim that "How can you not acknowledge the existance of God just look around you at the marvles of the world you are lost to hell come into the light and acept jesus etcetc."

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What the fuck is this shit

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The belief in God isn't inherently hypocritical though. It's not like religious types are like "WE LAUGH AT YOU FROM OUR IVORY TOWER OF EMPIRICISM HAHA!!!"
    ....

    Oh Deacon!

    OOOOH DEACON!

    That's funny.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    so you prefer the hypocritical religious types to the hypocritical atheist types?

    The belief in God isn't inherently hypocritical though. It's not like religious types are like "WE LAUGH AT YOU FROM OUR IVORY TOWER OF EMPIRICISM HAHA!!!"

    No religious types are all "I'm completely perfect in every aspect, I'm so good to my Lord, Praise Jesus!!"

    Then they go home and rape their kids, cheat on taxes, and steal gasoline.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    What the fuck is this shit

    Satan worship. Because he rocks.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    in vas mani

    You rang?

    Ort Sanct

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    What the fuck is this shit

    Satan worship. Because he rocks.

    Well yes I mean I can get behind that

    But this Deacon character

    eugh

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm actually a Polytheist. I believe in dudes like Thor and Hercules.

    Also Iron Man, I believe in Iron Man too.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I love being agnostic

    I have never met someone who is an asshole about his agnosticism

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Probably because most people have no idea what it means until you explain it. Most people hear agnostic and automatically think atheist.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's like, a hard-line southern evangelist, an uppity New England atheist and an agnostic get in an argument.

    "GOD IS SO PERFECT AND MAKES ALL THINGS HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THIS JUST LOOK AT PENGUINS!"

    "NO THERE IS NO GOD LOOK AT MY FOSSIL RECORD!"

    They both turn the agnostic and he just kind of shrugs and goes to get a beer.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I hope J Grant finds this thread

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Funny story, they did a brain study (I believe at Johns Hopkins) which showed that people on Mushrooms go through the same biochemical reactions as someone who is having a "religious experience."

    So that proves that so called "communication with God" can provoke a biochemical response without a normally required chemical trigger or catalyst.

    How does that help your case exactly.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    laughing so hard

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Deacon just as there are asshole atheists there are just as many asshole zealots who proclaim that "How can you not acknowledge the existance of God just look around you at the marvles of the world you are lost to hell come into the light and acept jesus etcetc."

    Yeah it's almost like atheism and religious beliefs are alike.


    ....

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Goddamnit he's not online. I'd really like to see those two clash. Arguing with passive agressive intentionally inflammatory theist douchebags just tires me out.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Deacon just as there are asshole atheists there are just as many asshole zealots who proclaim that "How can you not acknowledge the existance of God just look around you at the marvles of the world you are lost to hell come into the light and acept jesus etcetc."

    Yeah it's almost like atheism and religious beliefs are alike.


    ....

    No you idiot it's like assholes are assholes no matter what camp they are from.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Man, you guys are in for such a shock when the Dark Lord sweeps away the veil of lies and takes you all down to burn eternally before His Dark Altar.

    I'm gunna laugh so hard.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This one time I was shoplifting some candy and God spoke to me.

    He gave me some bullshit lecture about how stealing is wrong, I should go to church, and yada yada yada. I wasn't really paying attention.

    So then I told him to get bent and ate my fucking candy.

    SA on
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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Oh Deacon!

    OOOOH DEACON!

    That's funny.

    It feels good to come back home every now and then.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hey, I don't know about the rest of you, but I KNOW damn well that's I'm going to hell.

    Once you come to terms with these things, life becomes that much easier to live.

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Goddamnit he's not online. I'd really like to see those two clash. Arguing with passive agressive intentionally inflammatory theist douchebags just tires me out.

    Tossrock what is your story, do you hate religion and claim it's responsible for all wars and stuff or what.

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Goddamnit he's not online. I'd really like to see those two clash. Arguing with passive agressive intentionally inflammatory theist douchebags just tires me out.

    Tossrock what is your story, do you hate religion and claim it's responsible for all wars and stuff or what.

    Religion isn't responsible for all wars and conflict.

    Only the Jews, sugartits.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I am so much more comfortable with death now. I don't even worry about it. Having been raised a baptist in the south everything was always "will this send me to hell? will this send me to hell?" so you have this constant nagging fear following you around.

    Now? just means I don't ever have to wake up to an alarm clock again

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Deacon do you have the brain spiders?

    The brain spiders that make you insane?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Funny story, they did a brain study (I believe at Johns Hopkins) which showed that people on Mushrooms go through the same biochemical reactions as someone who is having a "religious experience."

    So that proves that so called "communication with God" can provoke a biochemical response without a normally required chemical trigger or catalyst.

    How does that help your case exactly.

    That's not exactly what it proves, but nice try.

    It shows that the "religious experience" chemical reaction does not rely upon the presence of a religious experience, or an experience with religious backing as an underpin. It shows, in my estimation at least, that the "religious experience" is nothing more than a chemical reaction which can be either self-induced or chemically induced and which does nothing to prove divinity of the experience at all.

    It, again in my estimation, shows the completely banal nature of the "religious experience" as reduced to self-induced hallucenatory reaction.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't see any good reason to believe in god(s).

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Having been raised a baptist in the south

    Ohhhh now I get it!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Deacon do you have the brain spiders?

    The brain spiders that make you insane?

    No spectre, he just has a faulty L1 cache

    Weaver on
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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't see any good reason to believe in god(s).
    Catholic school girls.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't see any good reason to believe in god(s).
    Catholic school girls.

    I went to catholic school k-8. It's not the girls themselves that are anything special. It's just the uniforms.

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    DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    It shows that the "religious experience" chemical reaction does not rely upon the presence of a religious experience, or an experience with religious backing as an underpin. It shows, in my estimation at least, that the "religious experience" is nothing more than a chemical reaction which can be either self-induced or chemically induced and which does nothing to prove divinity of the experience at all.

    Nah, if there was no change in brain activity during religious experinces you'd be all like "see? SEE?".

    This is like when someone is cured of cancer without drugs and claims God did it, and you shrug and say "it's nothing more than a chemical reaction which can be drug induced but in this case was not." Uhhh, yeah, that's kind of a big deal.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Funny story, they did a brain study (I believe at Johns Hopkins) which showed that people on Mushrooms go through the same biochemical reactions as someone who is having a "religious experience."

    So that proves that so called "communication with God" can provoke a biochemical response without a normally required chemical trigger or catalyst.

    How does that help your case exactly.

    That's not exactly what it proves, but nice try.

    It shows that the "religious experience" chemical reaction does not rely upon the presence of a religious experience, or an experience with religious backing as an underpin. It shows, in my estimation at least, that the "religious experience" is nothing more than a chemical reaction which can be either self-induced or chemically induced and which does nothing to prove divinity of the experience at all.

    It, again in my estimation, shows the completely banal nature of the "religious experience" as reduced to self-induced hallucenatory reaction.

    Also, there was that study where they showed that people who are sick have no extra chance of recovery when people "pray" for them.

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