Why Harry hasn't learnt the spell to take women's clothes of is absolutely beyond me.
And then he would just continue on
Riding on the grass
And of course hes' seen everything
Man, I have got to find that soundclip again, it's hilarious. It seems like it was on YTMND, but trudging through YTMND for stuff about that guy would be a bitch
Why Harry hasn't learnt the spell to take women's clothes of is absolutely beyond me.
And then he would just continue on
Riding on the grass
And of course hes' seen everything
Man, I have got to find that soundclip again, it's hilarious. It seems like it was on YTMND, but trudging through YTMND for stuff about that guy would be a bitch
Why Harry hasn't learnt the spell to take women's clothes of is absolutely beyond me.
And then he would just continue on
Riding on the grass
And of course hes' seen everything
Man, I have got to find that soundclip again, it's hilarious. It seems like it was on YTMND, but trudging through YTMND for stuff about that guy would be a bitch
When I lived with my friends we had a house with a bar, huge deck, and a covered hot tub.
And none of us had jobs. I did yard work for my grandparents to get cash, My other roommate was selling weed, and the other roommate was collecting social security/disability from a car accident he was in, though he was in fairly good working order, but he was a douche anyway.
Anyhow, there was one rule for parties, if you "dirty" the hot tub, you clean it.
I never had to clean the hot tub, because I was sure to move my shit to somewhere private. My buddy Paul however, cleaned the hot tub nearly every weekend. And let me tell you, it was never really worth it, in my opinion. But one Friday night, this chick comes over, and she was moderately attractive. I would have done her, but alas, Paul made it there first. In any case, after the party died, a couple of friends and I were still in the bar, while Paul and the chick were in the hot tub. Then we hear a loud thud, and her asking if he was ok.
Turns out he was sitting on the edge of the hot tub, while she was in the hot tub, blowing him, and he passed out and fell over the side onto the deck.
The next day, she wants to come over again, and she will bring her friend. Her first mistake was informing all of us over the phone, that she is fairly... Loosey Goosey, we'll say.
After they arrive, it becomes painfully clear that Paul's girl from last night is a clinger. But he isnt feeling it tonight. And her friend... Well, suffice to say we all refer to her as horseteeth.
Fuck it this is getting too long.
1:00 a.m.
Drunk girl comes outside to tell me that her ho-friend really likes me, but is too shy to give it to me, so she is writing it on my hand. I'm like eeww. Paul Slaps me on the back and suggests that I take her into the bathroom and let her "chop ya down!" To which I reply, "How do I get her in there? Paint my dick orange, dye my pubes green and walk backwards?"
So I just slapped on the ass as she left the house to leave her thoroughly confused.
I'm sure if I had let her slob my knob it would have been eviscerated by her gnarled mandible.
Plus its not like I was an asshole to her, she was in another room when I made the comment and we didnt even start calling her horseteeth until the next day.
I wish I had better stories to tell but I've told my good ones and, frankly, if something bothers me and then I out it to groups of internet strangers I feel better about it. It's how I stopped fantasizing about my hot friend afterall. We talked about our mutual sexual attraction, how she really didn't see it working in any long-term capacity and how it would make things awful. I agreed, she'd dated within the friend circle before and I got to see just how ugly the results were and that was that.
What really sealed it was finding out she's only had sex with one guy. I felt like an asshole for thinking I could make the 'with benefits' package work when I found that out. She's pretty sexual so it caught me by surprise.
Killed that boner forever, but it's for the best. The ex-girlfriend still harbors a lot of animosity since she found out I was attracted to this other girl. Not my classiest moment.
He said ex-girlfriend. Pretty sure that means its done.
clever girl...
Yeah it ended for good a few weeks ago. 3 years of pretty good times but we got separated post-college and shit just wasn't working out and I wanted to date around some. She was cool with it at first, then came across one of my internet confessions and I haven't spoken with her in 3 weeks. It looks like we might be moving back towards talking it out but she wants me to be "persistent" in calling her, which tells me she wants me on my knees.
Sorry girl, that ship has sailed. It's for the best for both of us.
(I'm going to go to bed now folks, it's late and I have to work tomorrow. I'm sure you get the gist.)
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Interesting.
And then he would just continue on
Riding on the grass
And of course hes' seen everything
Man, I have got to find that soundclip again, it's hilarious. It seems like it was on YTMND, but trudging through YTMND for stuff about that guy would be a bitch
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UGf9Hc-KpAA
because it bears repeating
edit:SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
EDITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT::::::::::::::ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
yesssss
The general rule as I was told is half your age (round down) plus seven any thing lower is "robbin' the cradle"
Therefore 25/2= 12+7= 19 You are good have fun.
here's hoping they cut the bullshit and show as much Voldemort as possible
And none of us had jobs. I did yard work for my grandparents to get cash, My other roommate was selling weed, and the other roommate was collecting social security/disability from a car accident he was in, though he was in fairly good working order, but he was a douche anyway.
Anyhow, there was one rule for parties, if you "dirty" the hot tub, you clean it.
I never had to clean the hot tub, because I was sure to move my shit to somewhere private. My buddy Paul however, cleaned the hot tub nearly every weekend. And let me tell you, it was never really worth it, in my opinion. But one Friday night, this chick comes over, and she was moderately attractive. I would have done her, but alas, Paul made it there first. In any case, after the party died, a couple of friends and I were still in the bar, while Paul and the chick were in the hot tub. Then we hear a loud thud, and her asking if he was ok.
Turns out he was sitting on the edge of the hot tub, while she was in the hot tub, blowing him, and he passed out and fell over the side onto the deck.
The next day, she wants to come over again, and she will bring her friend. Her first mistake was informing all of us over the phone, that she is fairly... Loosey Goosey, we'll say.
After they arrive, it becomes painfully clear that Paul's girl from last night is a clinger. But he isnt feeling it tonight. And her friend... Well, suffice to say we all refer to her as horseteeth.
Fuck it this is getting too long.
1:00 a.m.
Drunk girl comes outside to tell me that her ho-friend really likes me, but is too shy to give it to me, so she is writing it on my hand. I'm like eeww. Paul Slaps me on the back and suggests that I take her into the bathroom and let her "chop ya down!" To which I reply, "How do I get her in there? Paint my dick orange, dye my pubes green and walk backwards?"
So I just slapped on the ass as she left the house to leave her thoroughly confused.
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That would have been a tragedy.
I'm sure if I had let her slob my knob it would have been eviscerated by her gnarled mandible.
Plus its not like I was an asshole to her, she was in another room when I made the comment and we didnt even start calling her horseteeth until the next day.
Could we possibly make it, uhhh...+6?
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18 15?
is that what it is
Much worse.
30, 21.
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nah that's good
I mean I've been at the first one
so who am I to judge really
God shall give you a sign.
I can't stop reading your signature PiptheFair.....it's hypnotic.
i need to stop that shit, they're weird
Killed that boner forever, but it's for the best. The ex-girlfriend still harbors a lot of animosity since she found out I was attracted to this other girl. Not my classiest moment.
you need to be able to laugh about that kind of shit or it's gonna be a long, painful stretch
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
clever girl...
Yeah it ended for good a few weeks ago. 3 years of pretty good times but we got separated post-college and shit just wasn't working out and I wanted to date around some. She was cool with it at first, then came across one of my internet confessions and I haven't spoken with her in 3 weeks. It looks like we might be moving back towards talking it out but she wants me to be "persistent" in calling her, which tells me she wants me on my knees.
Sorry girl, that ship has sailed. It's for the best for both of us.
(I'm going to go to bed now folks, it's late and I have to work tomorrow. I'm sure you get the gist.)
Wait, I think I did that wrong.
Nothing new really.
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
>.>
Its OK my wife doesn't meet my own rule requirement set forth. I'm 34 shes 23 so in the next few years it'll all balance out.
if not, you should call them your "now-ex"