YOUR SCORE ON QUESTION #8:
The First of the Ten Commandments is "You shall have no other gods before me." That means that we should love God with all of our heart, mind, soul and strength. The Bible tells us that no one has kept this commandment (see Psalm 14:2-3) -- if you said you had, you have also broken the 9th Commandment by lying.
Perhaps you feel safe because you don't believe in Hell. This can be likened to standing in the middle of a busy highway and shouting, "I don't believe in trucks!"
I'm pretty much open for rich sadists to do whatever the fuck they want for that kinda money.
a half-mil? and you want to cut off my foot while I scream? Deal.
the pain? it's over in a finite amount of time. That money? That money will work for me until I die.
You want to cut off my dick? 500k. Go to work son. Want to pluck out an eye? Just leave me one and we're good. 500k. You want to put my hand in bench vice and run a drill through it? Ok. 500k. Leave me one good one and we're fine.
cremated for me, the idea's of storing dead bodies freaks me out
and since this topic is pretty gruesome, i knew someone once that said they were going to hang themselves with piano wire and super glue their hands to their head
then when they die it looks like they ripped their head off
i no longer associate with this person
Really? But Pony's an alright dude. You should associate with him again.
cremated for me, the idea's of storing dead bodies freaks me out
and since this topic is pretty gruesome, i knew someone once that said they were going to hang themselves with piano wire and super glue their hands to their head
then when they die it looks like they ripped their head off
i no longer associate with this person
Really? But Pony's an alright dude. You should associate with him again.
This is THEPAIN73 we're speaking with
It amazes me that there hasn't been a suicide cult that did this.
cremated for me, the idea's of storing dead bodies freaks me out
and since this topic is pretty gruesome, i knew someone once that said they were going to hang themselves with piano wire and super glue their hands to their head
then when they die it looks like they ripped their head off
i no longer associate with this person
Really? But Pony's an alright dude. You should associate with him again.
I called my grandmother yesterday. She got to talking about where all her stuff goes and her after death plans. She told me that when she dies, she doesn't want to have a casket or a burial, and that cremation is fine.
I said "So you finally agree with grandpa that death shouldn't be so expensive?"
"No," she said, "He just helped me realize I don't want everyone hovering over my glossy dead body."
Few things are more precious than hearing your grandmother say "glossy dead body".
My boyfriend wants a big stone gothic mausoleum, so that kids living nearby will tell ghost stories about him. o_O
I uh.. I guess I haven't really considered it because I'm pretty happy to stay alive as long as I can. I'm basically half cyborg already.
If I have infinite money, I wanna be shot into space.
How old are you? I imagine, if you are relatively young, that by the time you die having your body/ashes shot out into space might not be that expensive
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oh lord
is this the rough draft?
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I am not good enough to get into heaven
turns out, though, that there's one commandment I've not broken, and it's the first
8. Have you ever broken the first Commandment?
Trick question! I call bullshit!
Cause then I'd be rich and have a sweet eyepatch
I would sell any component part of me for half that.
it's my lazy eye
it doesn't do shit, my left eye does all the work
plus, if I invest that million wisely, in a few years I could buy myself an artificial or synthetically grown eye
if it helps, every time you masturbated or had sex without producing a child, you have killed a potential person
every sperm is sacred
What about trades? I know a guy with some kidneys.
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a half-mil? and you want to cut off my foot while I scream? Deal.
the pain? it's over in a finite amount of time. That money? That money will work for me until I die.
You want to cut off my dick? 500k. Go to work son. Want to pluck out an eye? Just leave me one and we're good. 500k. You want to put my hand in bench vice and run a drill through it? Ok. 500k. Leave me one good one and we're fine.
Damn I am worse than Hitler
This is THEPAIN73 we're speaking with
It amazes me that there hasn't been a suicide cult that did this.
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True, that guy is crazy.
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If I have infinite money, I wanna be shot into space.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I said "So you finally agree with grandpa that death shouldn't be so expensive?"
"No," she said, "He just helped me realize I don't want everyone hovering over my glossy dead body."
Few things are more precious than hearing your grandmother say "glossy dead body".
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Because while I may not worship God anymore I've never worshiped any other gods
like the dude ain't gotta worry about competition from moloch or baal anymore
Kickin' it old school
I uh.. I guess I haven't really considered it because I'm pretty happy to stay alive as long as I can. I'm basically half cyborg already.
I know plenty of people that are half cyborg
It's about how cyborgs from the future came back to prehistoric earth and built the moon to spite john Connor.
what the hell did I just watch
How old are you? I imagine, if you are relatively young, that by the time you die having your body/ashes shot out into space might not be that expensive
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
That's about the weirdest thing I've watched in a long, long, long time.
Oh shit, I saw this at MoMA during their Dali exhibit, and believe me it's even weirder on the big screen