ROBMAN'S GUIDE TO FIRST KISSES (as interpreted by Spacemilk)
(1) Walk her to her door
(2) Look deep into her eyes
(2a) Take her hand while you're at it
(3) Lean in
(3a) Slower
(3b) Like you mean it
(4) PLANT THAT SUCKER RIGHT ON HER KISSER
(5) Pull back slowly
(6) Look even deeper into her eyes
(7) Open your mouth
(7b) LET ANYTHING COME OUT!
:winky:
btw Malkor, yours is HILARIOUS
well, see you guys after the lock!
Call me crazy, but couldn't you just... I dunno... ask? Or does that give the girl too much of a chance to say "no"?
ROBMAN'S GUIDE TO FIRST KISSES (as interpreted by Spacemilk)
(1) Walk her to her door
(2) Look deep into her eyes
(2a) Take her hand while you're at it
(3) Lean in
(3a) Slower
(3b) Like you mean it
(4) PLANT THAT SUCKER RIGHT ON HER KISSER
(5) Pull back slowly
(6) Look even deeper into her eyes
(7) Open your mouth
(7b) LET ANYTHING COME OUT!
:winky:
btw Malkor, yours is HILARIOUS
well, see you guys after the lock!
Call me crazy, but couldn't you just... I dunno... ask? Or does that give the girl too much of a chance to say "no"?
Asking is about as romantic as bureaucracy.
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
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You definitely do not ask a girl if you can kiss her. People do like some excitement in their lives. If she's not into it, you just stop.
As punishment, you have to go watch the kiss between Han and Leia in Empire Strikes Back 10 times.
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Mercutio87So build that wall and build it strong causeWe'll be there before too longRegistered Userregular
My friend has been with an OKC guy for a month+ now. He just dropped a bomb on her last night.
He has herpes.
Both kinds.
Did... did they kiss? Or have sex?
They've been having sex quite regularly. He has had it for years and only tells women when he is getting serious about the relationship. That's why he always uses protection. But that's okay, he hasn't had an outbreak in over a year!
What an asshole.
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I realize that it's not "romantic", but... people are raised with different expectations and notions of proper behavior, and you can never be sure what expectations they were raised with unless you a) were raised with them, or b) ask.
And if you do something that is within the norm in which you were raised, but is outside the norm for them, it seems like that might cause problems. Like, no-future-in-the-relationship-type problems.
No one else thinks that maybe asking, rather than just moving in for the kill, shows respect for the other person?
My friend has been with an OKC guy for a month+ now. He just dropped a bomb on her last night.
He has herpes.
Both kinds.
Did... did they kiss? Or have sex?
They've been having sex quite regularly. He has had it for years and only tells women when he is getting serious about the relationship. That's why he always uses protection. But that's okay, he hasn't had an outbreak in over a year!
What an asshole.
Err... aren't condoms pretty useless against herpes? And does he use protection in the mouth too? lol
I realize that it's not "romantic", but... people are raised with different expectations and notions of proper behavior, and you can never be sure what expectations they were raised with unless you a) were raised with them, or b) ask.
And if you do something that is within the norm in which you were raised, but is outside the norm for them, it seems like that might cause problems. Like, no-future-in-the-relationship-type problems.
No one else thinks that maybe asking, rather than just moving in for the kill, shows respect for the other person?
I'd be seriously weirded out by it thinking the other person has no confidence and worse yet, that I'm someone they need to ask permission of (as if I'm better than they are).
I like dating equals.
Improvolone on
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I realize that it's not "romantic", but... people are raised with different expectations and notions of proper behavior, and you can never be sure what expectations they were raised with unless you a) were raised with them, or b) ask.
And if you do something that is within the norm in which you were raised, but is outside the norm for them, it seems like that might cause problems. Like, no-future-in-the-relationship-type problems.
No one else thinks that maybe asking, rather than just moving in for the kill, shows respect for the other person?
Women often make it quite obvious that they want to be kissed. You need to learn to read the signs, and stop being so scared of being turned down when you go in for a kiss. Yeah, it happens, and sometimes it can be a mood-killer, but nowhere as much as asking if it is okay to kiss them.
I realize that it's not "romantic", but... people are raised with different expectations and notions of proper behavior, and you can never be sure what expectations they were raised with unless you a) were raised with them, or b) ask.
And if you do something that is within the norm in which you were raised, but is outside the norm for them, it seems like that might cause problems. Like, no-future-in-the-relationship-type problems.
No one else thinks that maybe asking, rather than just moving in for the kill, shows respect for the other person?
I'd be seriously weirded out by it thinking the other person has no confidence and worse yet, that I'm someone they need to ask permission of (as if I'm better than they are).
I like dating equals.
Besides, if you really need to ASK, theres no way in hell she was going to kiss you anyways.
My friend has been with an OKC guy for a month+ now. He just dropped a bomb on her last night.
He has herpes.
Both kinds.
Did... did they kiss? Or have sex?
They've been having sex quite regularly. He has had it for years and only tells women when he is getting serious about the relationship. That's why he always uses protection. But that's okay, he hasn't had an outbreak in over a year!
What an asshole.
Err... aren't condoms pretty useless against herpes? And does he use protection in the mouth too? lol
Stuff like this should be grounds for a lawsuit.
Pretty much, yeah. Which is why Improvolone rightfully called him an asshole.
I realize that it's not "romantic", but... people are raised with different expectations and notions of proper behavior, and you can never be sure what expectations they were raised with unless you a) were raised with them, or b) ask.
And if you do something that is within the norm in which you were raised, but is outside the norm for them, it seems like that might cause problems. Like, no-future-in-the-relationship-type problems.
No one else thinks that maybe asking, rather than just moving in for the kill, shows respect for the other person?
I'd be seriously weirded out by it thinking the other person has no confidence and worse yet, that I'm someone they need to ask permission of (as if I'm better than they are).
I like dating equals.
Besides, if you really need to ASK, theres no way in hell she was going to kiss you anyways.
*snerk* Sorry, I'm asking because I'm female, and the last guy I dated asked, which I thought was rather sweet. I just wanted to know how common that behavior was.
I realize that it's not "romantic", but... people are raised with different expectations and notions of proper behavior, and you can never be sure what expectations they were raised with unless you a) were raised with them, or b) ask.
And if you do something that is within the norm in which you were raised, but is outside the norm for them, it seems like that might cause problems. Like, no-future-in-the-relationship-type problems.
No one else thinks that maybe asking, rather than just moving in for the kill, shows respect for the other person?
I'd be seriously weirded out by it thinking the other person has no confidence and worse yet, that I'm someone they need to ask permission of (as if I'm better than they are).
I like dating equals.
Besides, if you really need to ASK, theres no way in hell she was going to kiss you anyways.
*snerk* Sorry, I'm asking because I'm female, and the last guy I dated asked, which I thought was rather sweet. I just wanted to know how common that behavior was.
Gender roles. Females are the gatekeepers of sex, therefore men should ask for permission.
I realize that it's not "romantic", but... people are raised with different expectations and notions of proper behavior, and you can never be sure what expectations they were raised with unless you a) were raised with them, or b) ask.
And if you do something that is within the norm in which you were raised, but is outside the norm for them, it seems like that might cause problems. Like, no-future-in-the-relationship-type problems.
No one else thinks that maybe asking, rather than just moving in for the kill, shows respect for the other person?
I'd be seriously weirded out by it thinking the other person has no confidence and worse yet, that I'm someone they need to ask permission of (as if I'm better than they are).
I like dating equals.
Besides, if you really need to ASK, theres no way in hell she was going to kiss you anyways.
*snerk* Sorry, I'm asking because I'm female, and the last guy I dated asked, which I thought was rather sweet. I just wanted to know how common that behavior was.
Someone else make a new OP, I'm tired and sore and oh god I close my eyes and see reaction pathways fuck you in the fucking asshole MCATs
On the plus side hung out with some cool cat of a girl I definitely want to be friends with, hopefully she's cool with that idea. Also getting so fucking tired of women messaging me asking me about my master's topic. Like fuck it's impressive and all but I don't jerk off to the idea of stopping pregnancy-related heart failure, do you want me to message you asking you about your favorite excel macro? Goddamn.
That cool cat also agreed and got a huge laugh out of the "he's so nice/she's so fun" thing. Sometimes I meet someone who can keep up, and doesn't mind my seizing on details. I really wish two pints dulled me a bit instead of just making me more talkative.
's a good question. I think I might be a bit irritated. *shrugs*
How is a guy supposed to know that ahead of time? Your preference is, in my experience and understanding, not common.
Umm... I think he's supposed to know by asking. QED
Yay! I'm weird!
Asking if he is supposed to ask if he can kiss you is pure silly. Weird is one thing, this is asinine. You are setting men up for failure if you expect that and then you will be mad at something that is very much not his fault. Why don't you tell men, "hey, ask me before you kiss me"?
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Don't ask for a kiss, come on. Go for it, and if she dodges then no big deal. Plenty of other women out there.
I mean yes you should be yourself etc. but men are just the instigators of the first kiss. It's you expressing a keen interest in her, and she'll let you know if it's returned*
*unless she later texts you saying she's not falling in love with you, in which case you get to celebrate dodging another bullet
's a good question. I think I might be a bit irritated. *shrugs*
How is a guy supposed to know that ahead of time? Your preference is, in my experience and understanding, not common.
Umm... I think he's supposed to know by asking. QED
Yay! I'm weird!
Asking if he is supposed to ask if he can kiss you is pure silly. Weird is one thing, this is asinine. You are setting men up for failure if you expect that and then you will be mad at something that is very much not his fault. Why don't you tell men, "hey, ask me before you kiss me"?
Che... I'm not that unreasonable. And if he kissed me without asking, yeah, I would say exactly that to him.
Fuuu.... see, I don't understand the rules by which dating works, therefore I think it better to ask about things. I'm not going to assume that he knows how I was raised, and I'm not going to get all pissy at him for not knowing. Blaming men for stuff they can't possibly know is asinine and I don't do that.
Sheesh.
Whatever. I'll just sit here and be a statistical outlier.
FeatherBlade and I apparently are opposite sides of the same coin. My last girlfriend I asked if I could kiss her. Granted this was on our first date. Granted she invited me over to watch a movie. Guess I should have picked up on what was going on.
I asked my wife before I initiated my lame hug and she thought it was sweet (and gay), and she thought it was sweet that we talked about it briefly before we did more on the next date.
But I married her so I don't know how other females would respond in my particular case. I'd like to think that I'd be able to talk to a girl about physical activities before we actually partake in physical activities, because I like being able to communicate with someone verbally prior to doing so physically. In other words, I'd find it much more of a turn-on to talk about sex with a girl during a date than simply assume we're going to get naked later on without saying anything about it.
I mean if a hot girl wanted to have surprise sex with [single] me I wouldn't necessarily complain, but I liked the idea of creating a relationship with a person rather than just dating someone casually. It was more interesting to me
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just get some cootie shots first
you'll be fine
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And I didn't cry.
You sucked it in and bit your lip like a man, ehh?
Good job, boy-oh
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4) go in for kiss #2.
Call me crazy, but couldn't you just... I dunno... ask? Or does that give the girl too much of a chance to say "no"?
3ds friend code: 2981-6032-4118
Or if you can put it in.
Asking is about as romantic as bureaucracy.
As punishment, you have to go watch the kiss between Han and Leia in Empire Strikes Back 10 times.
"I would like to kiss you, on the lips. With my lips. If that's what you're into?"
Did... did they kiss? Or have sex?
What an asshole.
I realize that it's not "romantic", but... people are raised with different expectations and notions of proper behavior, and you can never be sure what expectations they were raised with unless you a) were raised with them, or b) ask.
And if you do something that is within the norm in which you were raised, but is outside the norm for them, it seems like that might cause problems. Like, no-future-in-the-relationship-type problems.
No one else thinks that maybe asking, rather than just moving in for the kill, shows respect for the other person?
Err... aren't condoms pretty useless against herpes? And does he use protection in the mouth too? lol
Stuff like this should be grounds for a lawsuit.
I'd be seriously weirded out by it thinking the other person has no confidence and worse yet, that I'm someone they need to ask permission of (as if I'm better than they are).
I like dating equals.
Women often make it quite obvious that they want to be kissed. You need to learn to read the signs, and stop being so scared of being turned down when you go in for a kiss. Yeah, it happens, and sometimes it can be a mood-killer, but nowhere as much as asking if it is okay to kiss them.
Besides, if you really need to ASK, theres no way in hell she was going to kiss you anyways.
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Pretty much, yeah. Which is why Improvolone rightfully called him an asshole.
*snerk* Sorry, I'm asking because I'm female, and the last guy I dated asked, which I thought was rather sweet. I just wanted to know how common that behavior was.
Gender roles. Females are the gatekeepers of sex, therefore men should ask for permission.
's a good question. I think I might be a bit irritated. *shrugs*
Isn't that what the rabid feminists are always telling us? That a women owns all right to her own body?
How is a guy supposed to know that ahead of time? Your preference is, in my experience and understanding, not common.
XBLGT:Banzeye SC2: Apollo.394
Umm... I think he's supposed to know by asking. QED
Yay! I'm weird!
Someone else make a new OP, I'm tired and sore and oh god I close my eyes and see reaction pathways fuck you in the fucking asshole MCATs
On the plus side hung out with some cool cat of a girl I definitely want to be friends with, hopefully she's cool with that idea. Also getting so fucking tired of women messaging me asking me about my master's topic. Like fuck it's impressive and all but I don't jerk off to the idea of stopping pregnancy-related heart failure, do you want me to message you asking you about your favorite excel macro? Goddamn.
That cool cat also agreed and got a huge laugh out of the "he's so nice/she's so fun" thing. Sometimes I meet someone who can keep up, and doesn't mind my seizing on details. I really wish two pints dulled me a bit instead of just making me more talkative.
Asking if he is supposed to ask if he can kiss you is pure silly. Weird is one thing, this is asinine. You are setting men up for failure if you expect that and then you will be mad at something that is very much not his fault. Why don't you tell men, "hey, ask me before you kiss me"?
I mean yes you should be yourself etc. but men are just the instigators of the first kiss. It's you expressing a keen interest in her, and she'll let you know if it's returned*
*unless she later texts you saying she's not falling in love with you, in which case you get to celebrate dodging another bullet
Che... I'm not that unreasonable. And if he kissed me without asking, yeah, I would say exactly that to him.
Fuuu.... see, I don't understand the rules by which dating works, therefore I think it better to ask about things. I'm not going to assume that he knows how I was raised, and I'm not going to get all pissy at him for not knowing. Blaming men for stuff they can't possibly know is asinine and I don't do that.
Sheesh.
Whatever. I'll just sit here and be a statistical outlier.
...how old are you?
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And by nightmare I mean this is almost a perfect flashback of my first crush/puppy love/middle school "date"
I picked up pretty quickly after that.
Yay introversion!
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But I married her so I don't know how other females would respond in my particular case. I'd like to think that I'd be able to talk to a girl about physical activities before we actually partake in physical activities, because I like being able to communicate with someone verbally prior to doing so physically. In other words, I'd find it much more of a turn-on to talk about sex with a girl during a date than simply assume we're going to get naked later on without saying anything about it.
I mean if a hot girl wanted to have surprise sex with [single] me I wouldn't necessarily complain, but I liked the idea of creating a relationship with a person rather than just dating someone casually. It was more interesting to me