this one time I nearly got in a fight with a Canadian goose man she looked at me and I looked at her and it was like "bitch back off this is my territory"
and I was all "okay fine I'll cross the street, goose, you don't need to be rude".
OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
They have a best before printed on the individual condoms. They last a few years.
I've had a friend have to throw some out due to age during an extended dry spell. We all laughed at him.
it's not funny
No, it really is.
No, it really isn't.
All that potential, wasted. It is like a warrior who never gets to fight, or a pilot who never gets to fly. It is the saddest thing since the genocide in Rwanda.
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My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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I still have the container of lube my ex and I bought.
I'm not sure what the etiquette is on that sort of thing. Do I throw it out?
I think with lube it's fine. That is pretty much just like a box of condoms that got half used.
Alright, cool. I've never been in this position before and I doubt that I'll have occasion to use it again. But I didn't want to find myself in that situation, offer the lube, and then have her be all "wtf?!"
OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
Um, I'm going to go with "Yes, you probably can" with the caveat of "but it's probably not the best idea in the world though."
Re Condoms: A very long time from what I understand. Then again I'm getting that from Fallout 2 so it may not be reliable.
And now I disappear again until I finish the next set of songs.
Which I almost assuredly won't finish because I will probably have to pass out before doing so.
Finished all my Blue Moon though!
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OMG you guys. I wonder if I can get laid this weekend? I need to find my box of condoms.
How long do they keep anyway? I don't mind telling you that I haven't had sex in a year. I know they say condoms lose effectiveness over time. SOMEONE ANSWER THESE TOUGH QUESTIONS FOR ME.
Um, I'm going to go with "Yes, you probably can" with the caveat of "but it's probably not the best idea in the world though."
Re Condoms: A very long time from what I understand. Then again I'm getting that from Fallout 2 so it may not be reliable.
This packet has an expiry date of 2013. I wouldn't stress it, as people have said.
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edited June 2010
pax will not be fun at all
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
edited June 2010
I need to make a list of [chat]ters who are coming to PAX this year.
So I guess [chat] has either been drinking or is hopped up on goofballs right now. INXS lyrics are being quoted, nerd is pulling off mad burns, people are fantasising about being knocked about: I have had a single cup of tea and two crumpets and I have some catching up to do.
So I guess [chat] has either been drinking or is hopped up on goofballs right now. INXS lyrics are being quoted, nerd is pulling off mad burns, people are fantasising about being knocked about: I have had a single cup of tea and two crumpets and I have some catching up to do.
So I guess [chat] has either been drinking or is hopped up on goofballs right now. INXS lyrics are being quoted, nerd is pulling off mad burns, people are fantasising about being knocked about: I have had a single cup of tea and two crumpets and I have some catching up to do.
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man I wish! but I don't have the moolahs.
probs gonna pimp Choco and Sabs. got the pimp hat and everything.
get my plane ticket. bear suit. boxing gloves. gonna be sweeeet.
No, it really isn't.
All that potential, wasted. It is like a warrior who never gets to fight, or a pilot who never gets to fly. It is the saddest thing since the genocide in Rwanda.
nerdgasmic call the police
Maybe there is something else you could be doing right now?
I would that her too Ellie.
I would that her too.
Damnables.
I will have to give all your hugs to Proffem and Kakos instead then.
And Senj can get all your kisses.
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but i don't particularly dislike getting punched in the face
i'm not sure where I am going here.
Hey, you know what my antidepressants cost me with insurance?
$130/mo.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
2nd playthrough or first?
I'm on the second playthrough, but you can always use a character who's beaten the game in either one.
Hey. Hey.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Alright, cool. I've never been in this position before and I doubt that I'll have occasion to use it again. But I didn't want to find myself in that situation, offer the lube, and then have her be all "wtf?!"
I'm drunk and words are hard. What do you want from me? I would hit that and that's all that matters.
Haha, yeah fucking 'formulary lists'.
Christ. What on earth are they, if it's not too personal a question?
(EDIT: I picked fluoxetine because it was out of patent, and I have the price sitting in front of me)
Um, I'm going to go with "Yes, you probably can" with the caveat of "but it's probably not the best idea in the world though."
Re Condoms: A very long time from what I understand. Then again I'm getting that from Fallout 2 so it may not be reliable.
And now I disappear again until I finish the next set of songs.
Which I almost assuredly won't finish because I will probably have to pass out before doing so.
Finished all my Blue Moon though!
Jesus.
Basically I want it videotaped and sent to me.
Being grabbed by the jaw and having your head shoved into in the pillow can be good times though.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Hey what?
You're not coming to PAX, are you?
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Namebrand 75mg Effexor (venlafaxine). Extended release.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Ordinarily it takes me about 20 minutes to get to sleep it seems.
Side-effect of study: Shortening that time?
Must look into this more.
or into other places
yes
yes indeed.
and some more Nujabes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUJ2x5ySdEk&feature=PlayList&p=9FA2E14CAB7A5660&playnext_from=PL&index=9&playnext=1
a little Russ Chimes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IumNg-JOfl4
This packet has an expiry date of 2013. I wouldn't stress it, as people have said.
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Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
i am SUPER DRUNK
Even though I don't sleep. weird.
We are odd birds.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmaI9YHk0Vw
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
like woah
makes me feel extra virginal. i'm not fresh out of the packaging, i'm still in the plastic.
Ellie: should work.