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It's the Weapon of Choice

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Taser Death Star is currently under construction.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    also that tazer shotgun has insane implications for psychological effect. a dude is AIMING A SHOTGUN AT YOU LIKE IT AIN'T NO THING

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    are there any cool robotic remote controlled weapons yet

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    guns on wheels!

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    At least the concept design for the Taser tank is done.

    http://media.moddb.com/images/downloads/1/22/21594/RA3_Soviet_TeslaTank.jpg

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    can't wait for the inevitable "oh, i 'forgot' that i didn't put a taser load in. sorry, dead 'urban youth'!" happening

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Taser Death Star is currently under construction.

    "I felt a great disturbance in the force! Like a million voices crying out, and then all immediately flopping on the floor."

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Taser Death Star is currently under construction.

    "I felt a great disturbance in the force! Like a million voices crying don't tase me bro, and then all immediately flopping on the floor."

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    someone buy/make this for me, right now

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_dlAmBkr10&p=19841696D6494517&playnext=1&index=27

    I want to go shoot imaginary aliens

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Neli wrote: »
    someone buy/make this for me, right now

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_dlAmBkr10&p=19841696D6494517&playnext=1&index=27

    I want to go shoot imaginary aliens

    I'll see your imaginary pulse rifle, and raise you a

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vd7dkjp1oM&feature=player_embedded

    Enemies Engaged: 45
    Girls Kissed: 0

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    And since we're on a non-lethal weapons kick:


    Bruce Lund's company Lund & Co. Inventions is responsible for such hit toys of the toddler set as Tickle Me Elmo. His latest creation? A weapon for the U.S. military nicknamed "the Big Hurt."

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    Lund's invention, the Variable Velocity Weapon System (VVWS), runs on methylacetylene propadiene gas – the same stuff used for blowtorches and nail guns. Based on Lund's innovations in the area of hydrogen combustion, the VVWS offers the Pentagon a handy non-lethal method of subduing targets (such as detainees, pesky protesters and whatnot). The weapon measures the distance to the target and adjusts velocity of its ammo, providing a painful but non-deadly punch. Though by the military's request, there is a manual override if you just want to shoot someone dead.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    so does it shoot bullets orrr?

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh, no. It shoots people.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Neli wrote: »
    someone buy/make this for me, right now

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_dlAmBkr10&p=19841696D6494517&playnext=1&index=27

    I want to go shoot imaginary aliens

    That must be the modified thompsons they built for the movie.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    And since we're on a non-lethal weapons kick:


    Bruce Lund's company Lund & Co. Inventions is responsible for such hit toys of the toddler set as Tickle Me Elmo. His latest creation? A weapon for the U.S. military nicknamed "the Big Hurt."

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    Lund's invention, the Variable Velocity Weapon System (VVWS), runs on methylacetylene propadiene gas – the same stuff used for blowtorches and nail guns. Based on Lund's innovations in the area of hydrogen combustion, the VVWS offers the Pentagon a handy non-lethal method of subduing targets (such as detainees, pesky protesters and whatnot). The weapon measures the distance to the target and adjusts velocity of its ammo, providing a painful but non-deadly punch. Though by the military's request, there is a manual override if you just want to shoot someone dead.

    I wish I was a genius inventor

    but then my family would get murdered and then I'd have to go on a campaign of destruction against the cities legal system

    I still don't know what that thing shoots though

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The weapon measures the distance to the target and adjusts velocity of its ammo, providing a painful but non-deadly punch.

    this seems like a process that could go extremely wrong

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    kill mode activated

    oh no not kill mode!

    BANG BANG BANG

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    so does it shoot bullets orrr?

    It can fire the same ammuntion as the FN303, so:
    The FN 303 fires a spherical, fin-stabilized projectile. According to FN, the fin-stabilized design provides greater accuracy than a standard paintball round. The forward half of the sphere is a non-toxic granulated bismuth shell designed to fragment on impact to prevent penetration damage. The rear half of the sphere contains one of several color-coded liquid payloads:

    * Training/Impact (clear) — non-toxic glycol base with no additives, used for training and when the impact sting is the preferred deterrent.
    * Permanent paint (yellow) — latex-based polymer paint used to mark suspects for later identification.
    * Washable paint (pink) — water-soluble fluorescent pink pigment in glycol base, similar to standard paintball filling, used to mark suspects on a short-term basis.
    * Oleoresin capsicum (orange) — glycol base mixed with 10% OC (pepper spray) at 2 million SHU, used to incapacitate targets.

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    BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    They should make guns that shoot marijuana.

    Then all the protesters would just go down to 7-11 for snacks.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ideally, you'd want to make a weapon that your troops would want to use on the enemy more than themselves. If that's not in The Art of War, it should be.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    They should make guns that shoot marijuana.

    Then all the protesters would just go down to 7-11 for snacks.

    well a gas that makes people all dopey and hungry would be extremely effective I think

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »

    We need to keep this guy away from the Department of Defense.

    Only bad things will happen if the two of them meet...

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »

    We need to keep this guy away from the Department of Defense.

    Only bad things will happen if the two of them meet...

    he'll go trillions of dollars over budget and never be produced anyways?

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    Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wren wrote: »

    We need to keep this guy away from the Department of Defense.

    Only bad things will happen if the two of them meet...

    he'll go trillions of dollars over budget and never be produced anyways?

    Only because of those silly hippies insisting we keep socialist concepts such as 'public education' and 'social security', instead of thinking about how our children might grow up in a world were the brown people outnumber Americans!

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I like the american flag just in case you didn't already think something so ridicilous couldn't come out of any other country

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    man I want to take that thing to ethiopia and fire all the charity food off into the hoizon just to be a dick.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    "Where do the pumpkins land"

    "I dunno"

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wren wrote: »

    We need to keep this guy away from the Department of Defense.

    Only bad things will happen if the two of them meet...

    he'll go trillions of dollars over budget and never be produced anyways?

    Only because of those silly hippies insisting we keep socialist concepts such as 'public education' and 'social security', instead of thinking about how our children might grow up in a world were the brown people outnumber Americans!

    Funniest video I've seen on Youtube in quite some time:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=662R2awSwPQ

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    time to overcompensate

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    what in the

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It's Virginia.

    That's his 'play gun'. For varmint and tin cans.

    His 'real gun' fires 30mm depleted uranium shells from the GAU-8 A-10 Warthog gun.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What the fuck does that shoot? Rebar?

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    he is preparing to go hunting dinosaurs

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    it's for hunting deer

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    dinosaur-deer maybe

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Some people like to lay down and shoot while skiing, so what?

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    deernosaurs

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    it looks like an m2 with a modified barrel

    that is a .50 machine gun

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
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    inappropriate lack of apostraphe

    incorrect spelling

    you're mom

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