I could see us getting quite a few good years out of one another, Brandon
we could see the world together, you and I
italian wine country, parisian nude beaches, british countryside
hostel after dilapidated hostel, adventure after exciting adventure, fuck after soul-shaking fuck
but I think in the end, our tryst would dissipate, leaving me having lost my sense of wonder, and leaving you having lost what little hair you have left, and leaving the both of us completely and utterly alone
The best part of internet dating is when you meet up and sparks fly, you have a great time chatting over coffee so you go grab something to eat then see a movie, maybe take a walk in the park and then
you
stab him in the jaw
this is how didge has made her millions
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The best part of internet dating is when you meet up and sparks fly, you have a great time chatting over coffee so you go grab something to eat then see a movie, maybe take a walk in the park and then
you
stab him in the jaw
this is how didge has made her millions
Jaw-stabbing is a market with an astounding growth potential! The number of clients interested in having their jaws stabbed is a staggering "more-than-zero"!*
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I could see us getting quite a few good years out of one another, Brandon
we could see the world together, you and I
italian wine country, parisian nude beaches, british countryside
hostel after dilapidated hostel, adventure after exciting adventure, fuck after soul-shaking fuck
but I think in the end, our tryst would dissipate, leaving me having lost my sense of wonder, and leaving you having lost what little hair you have left, and leaving the both of us completely and utterly alone
and it was sad.
Less than 3 mooned threads? Do not apply please.
Ladies, this is exactly what I date with me could be like...
You need only request.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8wQppcVkUQ&feature=related
i dated on the internet. im dead
if you scroll down the page the video is there
it has puking if that is a thing you do not care for
and it could happen to you *points @ slavering, sex-starved e-masses*
Jaw-stabbing is a market with an astounding growth potential! The number of clients interested in having their jaws stabbed is a staggering "more-than-zero"!*
*
i have spent the last 4 weeks hiding in your garbage smelling your trash
smells divine, like you
so i went out to see my friend sally sing in her band, the lukins yesterday night at a bar on my city's uni campus
one of my friends brought his cousin along, a girl called lucy who was super
hot
she was also super drunk and kept falling all over me + giggling
we got drunk together and made out
then she got a text, squealed, said 'it's my boyfriend ok sorry cya'
i was sat there like ('_';)
because what did i say
had nice boobs and a poetry tattoo on her side
okay
crwth get ready
be gentle...
I would be more willing if you had no teeth.
Too drunk.
But you've got the right idea. But, still clinically alive.
this post is druhim bait
SURPRISING NO ONE
shiny and slick, for the new epoch
i've also heard it just has a twist ending.
Either way, it's not playing anywhere near me so fuck Hollywood.
what's the issue
is it your stupid face
Do you have any normal pictures?
Do you have any interests that might interest a girl that isn't a cosplaying video game grrrl? Because tone down the internet/game references.
e: or gamer grrrrls for the matter
a girl who occasionally plays the ds and has a console? yes
show em what they'll be workin with.