Akilae729 is trying to kill me! I got sent Toxic Mold! But it is adorable! Also I can get rid of it with my new SONIC SCREWDRIVER! I also got a bitchen D20 and an anti-vampire gernade! Thanks Akilae729!
It was either going to be toxic mold or aids...
Glad you like the screwdriver. There is also a card, but that got sent regular mail which will take forever.
ALSO, you have an extra strange address so I'm glad everything made it
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you're a mean one, mr. squall.
you're a rain cloud, ovvvver all.
you've got snow instead of rainbows
you've got hail stones for you balls,
Mr. squallalll
(you're a dark cloud on the horizon
over everyone's paraaaade)
you're a hurricane, mr. squall
you always block the sun.
You spread darkness all around you
you ruin children's fun
Mr. Squaallllalll
(if I were a flower I would rather wilt
than drink any of your rain or snoooooow)
You're a terror, Mr. Squall
you really spread a pall
You've got black ice in your belly
you're mad your dick's 3 times too small
Mr. Squalllalll
(Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the raging afro DE!AAAAAAD)
You're a whirlwind, mr. Squall
You spread an iiicy rain.
You've got no silver lining
you've got lightning in your brain
Mr. Squallllall
(The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote
FOUL, FART, FUNK)
You're a pollutant, mr. Squall
You breath a nasty Tox
You're a smog upon the land
You always bring a nasty pox
Mr. Squalllall
(I'd rather launch into the open vacuum of space
Than smell your nasty fuuuumes)
I was wondering when that fucking book was going to arrive. The estimate was 6th December - onwards. with no tracking information. Glad you enjoyed it Aphostile. Merry Christmas.
THERE IS NO TRACKING NUMBER, BUT I HAVE A RECIPT TO PROVE I SENT IT SO I DON'T GET BANNED IF IT'S NOT THERE BY THE 30TH OF JAN.
IT MIGHT NOT GET TO YOU BY THEN BECAUSE IT HAS TO CROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN (HINT HINT)
Anyways the guy said 2-4 weeks, sorry for the lateness. Also sorry I didn't send you a cool note, but you're getting stuff from your wishlist so, buck up.
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It was either going to be toxic mold or aids...
Glad you like the screwdriver. There is also a card, but that got sent regular mail which will take forever.
ALSO, you have an extra strange address so I'm glad everything made it
Satans..... hints.....
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
you're a mean one, mr. squall.
you're a rain cloud, ovvvver all.
you've got snow instead of rainbows
you've got hail stones for you balls,
Mr. squallalll
(you're a dark cloud on the horizon
over everyone's paraaaade)
you're a hurricane, mr. squall
you always block the sun.
You spread darkness all around you
you ruin children's fun
Mr. Squaallllalll
(if I were a flower I would rather wilt
than drink any of your rain or snoooooow)
You're a terror, Mr. Squall
you really spread a pall
You've got black ice in your belly
you're mad your dick's 3 times too small
Mr. Squalllalll
(Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the raging afro DE!AAAAAAD)
You're a whirlwind, mr. Squall
You spread an iiicy rain.
You've got no silver lining
you've got lightning in your brain
Mr. Squallllall
(The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote
FOUL, FART, FUNK)
You're a pollutant, mr. Squall
You breath a nasty Tox
You're a smog upon the land
You always bring a nasty pox
Mr. Squalllall
(I'd rather launch into the open vacuum of space
Than smell your nasty fuuuumes)
shit
ARE YOU READING IT!?!?
Of course I am.
It is wonderful.
The Apocalypse Has Never Been More Fun
Secret Satan Wishlist!! Thinkgeek Wish List
Oh man!
Also quoting dis cos this game is awesome (I haven't installed it yet, going to as soon as I get more free time so I don't get onemoreplanetitis.)
Fuck yes this game is baller! We should get some people together for games.
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=95798
Yay!
o rly
because according to Javen I have received a package!
:O
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I went from boring ol' this:
To pip pip cheerio gov'nah in no time flat!:
Oh god I'm sorry I'm at work and I can't photo edit worth anything.
Thank you for everything Bad-Beat, you've been an excellent Satan for my first Secret Satans ever! Merry Christmas!
Was he talking about sex? Cause, I mean, he could be talking about sex.
You should check.
Javen
Well he said it was from amazon
can you order sex from there?
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What do you expect for free shipping?
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Sorry about the delay, it should get there to you before January, if not I have I'll have the tracking number shortly I imagine.
Arrive, damn you!
I want this book. It looks amazing.
and Keika!
FedEx arrived this morning:
The box was full of goodness: Chocolaty goodness:
signed by James Earl Jones!
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
Steam
THERE IS NO TRACKING NUMBER, BUT I HAVE A RECIPT TO PROVE I SENT IT SO I DON'T GET BANNED IF IT'S NOT THERE BY THE 30TH OF JAN.
IT MIGHT NOT GET TO YOU BY THEN BECAUSE IT HAS TO CROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN (HINT HINT)
Anyways the guy said 2-4 weeks, sorry for the lateness. Also sorry I didn't send you a cool note, but you're getting stuff from your wishlist so, buck up.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Next year my Satanee is getting a three wolves t-shirt. So rad.
On a related note, as nice as the personal touch is, if I get someone overseas next year, I'm ordering through Amazon. Goddamn ow.
I gotta check out that stuff when it gets ridiculously cheap post-christmas.
Last year, Borders was selling bars and bars of it at 75% off.
Chocolate truffles! Shit yes! A whole box! oh my stars, i looooove it
chocolate chocolate chocolate ack!
check out the chocolates i've received this christmas!
(24 aero bars from another friend). gonna all be gone by new years, mark my word