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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

    I AM PRETTY SURE IT WAS SOMETHING YOU DID.

    GO TO YOUR ROOM.

    I DON'T HAVE A ROOM

    GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY I DON'T KNOW.

    IT'S FUCKING 9 DEGREES.

    PUT A COAT ON THEN.

    Huntera on
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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Shock G wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    Teleporters kill you

    Not okay with getting killed

    they don't kill you

    they transport you to a different receptacle

    You are dead and there is another you

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

    I AM PRETTY SURE IT WAS SOMETHING YOU DID.

    GO TO YOUR ROOM.

    I DON'T HAVE A ROOM

    GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY I DON'T KNOW.

    IT'S FUCKING 9 DEGREES.

    stop living in wyoming, jesus

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »

    No wonder you couldn't defeat the Germans without our help. Twice.

    No. We're not having this argument.

    edit: Not having any of these arguments.

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    Hunter on
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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So in an attempt to stop the crazy in this thread, I would very much like to discuss how Mythbusters is a fucking pimp show.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    am i the only person who knows about the teleportation thing already happening

    is it supposed to be a secret

    is the government coming for me now D:

    Javen just likes to be uppity and pretentious, let him sit on his throne for a moment and he'll forget about this conversation when the next shiny thing caches his eye.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Huntera wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

    I AM PRETTY SURE IT WAS SOMETHING YOU DID.

    GO TO YOUR ROOM.

    I DON'T HAVE A ROOM

    GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY I DON'T KNOW.

    IT'S FUCKING 9 DEGREES.

    PUT A COAT ON THEN.

    YOU BURNED ALL MY COATS, YOU SAID YOU WERE TEACHING ME ABOUT GETTYSBURG.

    Metzger Meister on
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    People drive poorly and aggressively enough now

    flying cars would be the single most deadly human invention ever

    Yeah, I was thinking this too. I can barely drive as it is, god knows what'd happen if you put me in the air.

    Well, you are a woman and come from a country that doesn't even drive on the right side of the road.

    That is correct, we drive on the left side of the road, not the right side.

    Hahaha I immediately had that response form in my head when I read Hunter's post :^:

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Basically what I am saying is that regardless of how you sneer at the other drivers on the road, we do quite an amazingly good job, considering, at keeping horrible accidents involving objects weighing tons going at very high velocities from running into really anything you could imagine every second of every day.

    It would only be a further step up in engineering and design to add another dimension to it all and make it routine as you driving that object which weighs a ton and goes a ridiculous speed every day.

    I will, however, admit that the cost is pretty ridiculous.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sorry for arguing about teleporters guys

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Huntera wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

    I AM PRETTY SURE IT WAS SOMETHING YOU DID.

    GO TO YOUR ROOM.

    I DON'T HAVE A ROOM

    GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY I DON'T KNOW.

    IT'S FUCKING 9 DEGREES.

    PUT A COAT ON THEN.

    YOU BURNED ALL MY COATS, YOU SAID YOU WERE TEACHING ME ABOUT GETTYSBURG.

    Oh...

    GO BUY A COAT, THEN GO PLAY OUTSIDE.

    Huntera on
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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

    I AM PRETTY SURE IT WAS SOMETHING YOU DID.

    GO TO YOUR ROOM.

    I DON'T HAVE A ROOM

    GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY I DON'T KNOW.

    IT'S FUCKING 9 DEGREES.

    WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU STARTED ACTING UP.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    am i the only person who knows about the teleportation thing already happening

    is it supposed to be a secret

    is the government coming for me now D:

    Javen just likes to be uppity and pretentious, let him sit on his throne for a moment and he'll forget about this conversation when the next shiny thing caches his eye.

    munkus please remember me when i am in area 51

    remember that you infracted me once

    never forget

    Quoth on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Javen wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Why the fuck are flying cars being put down now? I mean yeah smart phones and the internet are goddamn amazing if you put any thought into what they mean at all, but what exactly is wrong with thinking about faster travel? Especially if you have friends/loved ones that live far away.

    Faster travel means teleporters

    I am totally okay with teleporters

    I am not okay with teleporters.

    The idea of completely deconstructing/destroying yourself and then rebuilding yourself is not one I enjoy.

    Oh look at the teleporter expert

    tell us all about how these completely fictional teleporters would work

    Uh, in theory based on how we understand them now, they would have to deconstruct you piece by piece and then reconstruct you on the other side. That's assuming we use the same matter in the process.

    Other concepts involve creating an exact clone of yourself in the other place while leaving your existing clone with a heart condition that makes you die in your sleep during the night.


    How the hell do you think teleportation was supposed to work? Magic?

    Why would anyone use this device?

    In theory, it's the same thing as having yourself be deconstructed bit by bit and reconstructed. Your current physical being is demolished but your stream of consciousness is preserved.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Shock G wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

    I AM PRETTY SURE IT WAS SOMETHING YOU DID.

    GO TO YOUR ROOM.

    I DON'T HAVE A ROOM

    GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY I DON'T KNOW.

    IT'S FUCKING 9 DEGREES.

    stop living in wyoming, jesus

    it's actually like 28 degrees today, YESTERDAY it was negative 2

    Metzger Meister on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    I will only use a teleportation machine invented by David Bowie dressed as Tesla.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    am i the only person who knows about the teleportation thing already happening

    is it supposed to be a secret

    is the government coming for me now D:

    Javen just likes to be uppity and pretentious, let him sit on his throne for a moment and he'll forget about this conversation when the next shiny thing caches his eye.

    That might be the worst use of the word pretentious I've seen on this board in years

    Javen on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    If they have a machine smart enough to re-create me on the other end, then it's smart enough to fix everything that is wrong with me.


    I support this device.

    Stale on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    am i the only person who knows about the teleportation thing already happening

    is it supposed to be a secret

    is the government coming for me now D:

    Javen just likes to be uppity and pretentious, let him sit on his throne for a moment and he'll forget about this conversation when the next shiny thing caches his eye.

    munkus please remember me when i am in area 51

    remember that you infracted me once

    never forget

    I tell you this day Quoth, I was not the one who created that infraction.

    It was your own hubris.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I will only use a teleportation machine that will spit me out as a well dressed effeminate back up singer

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Huntera wrote: »
    Huntera wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

    I AM PRETTY SURE IT WAS SOMETHING YOU DID.

    GO TO YOUR ROOM.

    I DON'T HAVE A ROOM

    GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY I DON'T KNOW.

    IT'S FUCKING 9 DEGREES.

    PUT A COAT ON THEN.

    YOU BURNED ALL MY COATS, YOU SAID YOU WERE TEACHING ME ABOUT GETTYSBURG.

    Oh...

    GO BUY A COAT, THEN GO PLAY OUTSIDE.

    it's like a whole family of drunks. even the children!

    Metzger Meister on
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »

    Hahaha I immediately had that response form in my head when I read Hunter's post :^:

    That's because we are mind linked. Are you reading that I'm a bit pissed off?

    Liiya on
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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Shock G wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

    I AM PRETTY SURE IT WAS SOMETHING YOU DID.

    GO TO YOUR ROOM.

    I DON'T HAVE A ROOM

    GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY I DON'T KNOW.

    IT'S FUCKING 9 DEGREES.

    stop living in wyoming, jesus

    it's actually like 28 degrees today, YESTERDAY it was negative 2

    yet more proof that you're one of the five states that are worse than utah

    Shock G on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    If they have a machine smart enough to re-create me on the other end, then it's smart enough to fix everything that is wrong with me.


    I support this device.

    What if they fix everything, but accidentally give you Mukus' asshole?

    Hunter on
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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    SO MYTHBUSTERS IS PRETTY COOL, RIGHT GUYS?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Javen wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    am i the only person who knows about the teleportation thing already happening

    is it supposed to be a secret

    is the government coming for me now D:

    Javen just likes to be uppity and pretentious, let him sit on his throne for a moment and he'll forget about this conversation when the next shiny thing caches his eye.

    That might be the worst use of the word pretentious I've seen on this board in years

    An air of superiority because you're too good to talk about teleporters.

    Have fun on your ivory tower made of non teleportated ivory.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Stale wrote: »
    If they have a machine smart enough to re-create me on the other end, then it's smart enough to fix everything that is wrong with me.


    I support this device.

    New goal for all scientists.

    Objective: Fix stale

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    slap. fight.

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Huntera wrote: »
    Huntera wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

    I AM PRETTY SURE IT WAS SOMETHING YOU DID.

    GO TO YOUR ROOM.

    I DON'T HAVE A ROOM

    GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY I DON'T KNOW.

    IT'S FUCKING 9 DEGREES.

    PUT A COAT ON THEN.

    YOU BURNED ALL MY COATS, YOU SAID YOU WERE TEACHING ME ABOUT GETTYSBURG.

    Oh...

    GO BUY A COAT, THEN GO PLAY OUTSIDE.

    it's like a whole family of drunks. even the children!

    You don't choose what family you're born too!

    But, following Buddhist principle, you weren't the best person in your past life, if we're what you got.

    Huntera on
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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Javen wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Why the fuck are flying cars being put down now? I mean yeah smart phones and the internet are goddamn amazing if you put any thought into what they mean at all, but what exactly is wrong with thinking about faster travel? Especially if you have friends/loved ones that live far away.

    Faster travel means teleporters

    I am totally okay with teleporters

    I am not okay with teleporters.

    The idea of completely deconstructing/destroying yourself and then rebuilding yourself is not one I enjoy.

    Oh look at the teleporter expert

    tell us all about how these completely fictional teleporters would work

    Uh, in theory based on how we understand them now, they would have to deconstruct you piece by piece and then reconstruct you on the other side. That's assuming we use the same matter in the process.

    Other concepts involve creating an exact clone of yourself in the other place while leaving your existing clone with a heart condition that makes you die in your sleep during the night.


    How the hell do you think teleportation was supposed to work? Magic?

    Why would anyone use this device?

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    Wrench N Rockets on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    no fuckin way brah, wyoming rules.

    Metzger Meister on
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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    am i the only person who knows about the teleportation thing already happening

    is it supposed to be a secret

    is the government coming for me now D:

    Javen just likes to be uppity and pretentious, let him sit on his throne for a moment and he'll forget about this conversation when the next shiny thing caches his eye.

    munkus please remember me when i am in area 51

    remember that you infracted me once

    never forget

    I tell you this day Quoth, I was not the one who created that infraction.

    It was your own hubris.

    what are you talking about, i didn't know i had done anything wrong and then when someone pointed it out, i apologized

    did you think i was being sarcastic? o_O

    Quoth on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    If they have a machine smart enough to re-create me on the other end, then it's smart enough to fix everything that is wrong with me.


    I support this device.

    What if they fix everything, but accidentally give you Mukus' asshole?

    Then the teleporter lost an 'n' in the process and is defective. We'd have a Stalen.

    A Jospeh Stalen

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    SO MYTHBUSTERS IS PRETTY COOL, RIGHT GUYS?

    this never works I have tried it before


    anyways, the plane takes off because it's not the wheels that make it go

    Seriously on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    If they make a machine like Munkus described I'm buying stock in funeral homes.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Shock G wrote: »
    Shock G wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

    I AM PRETTY SURE IT WAS SOMETHING YOU DID.

    GO TO YOUR ROOM.

    I DON'T HAVE A ROOM

    GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY I DON'T KNOW.

    IT'S FUCKING 9 DEGREES.

    stop living in wyoming, jesus

    it's actually like 28 degrees today, YESTERDAY it was negative 2

    yet more proof that you're one of the five states that are worse than utah

    Bullshit no state is worse than Utah.

    Wrench N Rockets on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    SO MYTHBUSTERS IS PRETTY COOL, RIGHT GUYS?

    Well Kari Byron is hot, yes.

    The show is OK, but there are times where they need to tell people to shut the fuck up about certain myths where the physics or basic scientific principles are just not feasible.

    Hunter on
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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i fully support the use of teleportation on inanimate objects

    that would be super rad

    Quoth on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    am i the only person who knows about the teleportation thing already happening

    is it supposed to be a secret

    is the government coming for me now D:

    Javen just likes to be uppity and pretentious, let him sit on his throne for a moment and he'll forget about this conversation when the next shiny thing caches his eye.

    munkus please remember me when i am in area 51

    remember that you infracted me once

    never forget

    I tell you this day Quoth, I was not the one who created that infraction.

    It was your own hubris.

    what are you talking about, i didn't know i had done anything wrong and then when someone pointed it out, i apologized

    did you think i was being sarcastic? o_O

    Ignorance is not an excuse to plagiarism! I've seen that argument in academia, it doesn't fly then and it doesn't fly when making threads either!

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    no fuckin way brah, wyoming rules.

    I've been to wyoming many times

    the only time it was fun is when I was daring the river gods to kill me

    Shock G on
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