So today I was curious and turned to the Playboy network on my satalite radio
And they were talking about micropenis
And I giggled
You should have been listening to Left Of Center instead. The playboy channel is fucking awful.
Mani, he listens to Left of Center about 1/3 of the time. Another 1/3 is Alt Nation, and the last 1/3 is Justin Timberlake on whichever channel he's on at the moment.
this reminds me of that time my buddy's mom saw that flash cartoon of those fucked up looking squirrels or whatever singing "Me Love Bukake"
and for days later, she'd be working around the house, singing "Me love bukake! Me love bukake!" over and over again. My buddy's grandmother thought it was hilarious and sang along. Neither of them knew what it meant.
Until one day they went to Wal-Mart, and my buddy got dragged along. There she is, his own mother, singing and dancing in one of the aisles while shopping. "Me love bukake! Me love bukake!"
And my friend, finally mortified enough to spill the beans, grabs his mother's arm and says "MOM! You can't sing that song any more!"
And she's all, "Why not? It's cute!"
And he says, "Do you know what bukake means?"
And she's all, "It's some silly little japanese word, why?"
And he explains.
And her face drops. And she gets real pale.
And she says, "Oh god, no wonder that guy was looking at me so funny! OH GOD!"
And my friend just says, "Please... please don't tell Grandma."
So today I was curious and turned to the Playboy network on my satalite radio
And they were talking about micropenis
And I giggled
You should have been listening to Left Of Center instead. The playboy channel is fucking awful.
Mani, he listens to Left of Center about 1/3 of the time. Another 1/3 is Alt Nation, and the last 1/3 is Justin Timberlake on whichever channel he's on at the moment.
I don't really like Alt Nation. It's just the same 90s rock you hear on regular radio.
I tend to split my time between Left Of Center, Howard 100/101, Backspin, and Outlaw Country.
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I am a shark diver. I wish I was an internaut sometimes. To those damn snorkelers I am pretty similar I guess, but they don't know lensman from goatse.
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I am veering close to internaut status I think. But I don't really hunt stuff like that down all too often, I just more of stumble across it. When I begin hunting for shock images I will don the Victorian dive suit.
There is stuff I have made a point to avoid seeing, but even if I saw those things, I would probably just be sick for a little bit and then not be affected by it. Just like everything else.
I mean, I doubt I'd be utterly grossed out and offended at most internaut-class horror.
But a true internaut searches the depths and pulls it into the light and takes a picture with it so it can show it's buds what it found over the weekend.
I mean, I doubt I'd be utterly grossed out and offended at most internaut-class horror.
But a true internaut searches the depths and pulls it into the light and takes a picture with it so it can show it's buds what it found over the weekend.
goatse is really one of the more mundane shock images. Yeah, it's gross, but it's not like it'll give you nightmares. There's one site (I won't name, don't feel like being B&) that has nothing but pictures of gruesome deaths. Much worse.
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Mani, he listens to Left of Center about 1/3 of the time. Another 1/3 is Alt Nation, and the last 1/3 is Justin Timberlake on whichever channel he's on at the moment.
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It's not like you could do anything about it. You're just fucked for life. It's like being born retarded, or something.
This is why I am glad my family is not well versed in navigating the tubes.
My chances of being bombarded by forwards is slim.
Oh jesus
teefs you are not really in any position to call someone a faggot
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I don't really like Alt Nation. It's just the same 90s rock you hear on regular radio.
I tend to split my time between Left Of Center, Howard 100/101, Backspin, and Outlaw Country.
i just got goatsed for the first time about a month ago
at my first dinner and pseudo date with this girl
roommate busts out his phone just as she's walking up to the table
"hey dan, check this out"
BAM GAPING ASSHOLE
You'd seen goatse before though, right?
And there really needs to be a category between shark diver and snorkeler.
I'm a god damned internaut.
Plunging into the depths and watching videos even after they made dely puke.
And yeah it was my first actual encounter with goatse.
I mean, I've known what it is forever. And I saw that Magic Eye goatse somebody posted a while back
but never had i seen the true image itself.
SWAP.avi?
Mani, can I post the nebula? It's safe for work, on-topic, and everything!
There is stuff I have made a point to avoid seeing, but even if I saw those things, I would probably just be sick for a little bit and then not be affected by it. Just like everything else.
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ugh.
i couldn't stop watching
I read the review on SA
I got through, like, three of the sample photos and just said No.
Fuck off snorkeler.
It's the one internet horror I refuse to watch. Bring on your shock images, I've seen them all, but SWAP.avi sounds just too much.
And unlike most fetishists, I don't have the tolerance for the sick fucking freaks who get off on that.
there's enough horror and filth in the real damn world
without having to fucking seek it out on the 'net
I did the same thing.
And then 4 hours later, there I was downloading the video.
It's just like "oh we're really pink inside ok."
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"Hmph. Well, that's goatse."
I mean, I doubt I'd be utterly grossed out and offended at most internaut-class horror.
But a true internaut searches the depths and pulls it into the light and takes a picture with it so it can show it's buds what it found over the weekend.
goatse is really one of the more mundane shock images. Yeah, it's gross, but it's not like it'll give you nightmares. There's one site (I won't name, don't feel like being B&) that has nothing but pictures of gruesome deaths. Much worse.
Wanna give me the basic idea of what it is? Im curious and too lazy to hunt it down on my own.
It wasn't so much funny, as it was the grossest thing I've ever seen.
I couldn't stop watching.