Your vagina overruling your brain means you ate a pint of ice cream and watched the Notebook.
Your penis overruling your brain means that you seriously considered, and possibly followed through with, fucking a tub of country crock margarine while watching suckerpunch
Your penis and my penis apparently have different impulses.
Your vagina overruling your brain means you ate a pint of ice cream and watched the Notebook.
Your penis overruling your brain means that you seriously considered, and possibly followed through with, fucking a tub of country crock margarine while watching suckerpunch
Your penis and my penis apparently have different impulses.
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every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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Your vagina overruling your brain means you ate a pint of ice cream and watched the Notebook.
Your penis overruling your brain means that you seriously considered, and possibly followed through with, fucking a tub of country crock margarine while watching suckerpunch
Your penis and my penis apparently have different impulses.
I guess you don't get the urge to slap it between two philly cheese steaks either do you
Your vagina overruling your brain means you ate a pint of ice cream and watched the Notebook.
Your penis overruling your brain means that you seriously considered, and possibly followed through with, fucking a tub of country crock margarine while watching suckerpunch
Your penis and my penis apparently have different impulses.
don't type the fat joke
don't type the fat joke
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don't type the fat joke
Your vagina overruling your brain means you ate a pint of ice cream and watched the Notebook.
Your penis overruling your brain means that you seriously considered, and possibly followed through with, fucking a tub of country crock margarine while watching suckerpunch
The first one has never happened.
I have seriously considered, and then actually followed through with, masturbating with a nail buffer because "HEY, IT VIBRATES RIGHT?!"
Yeah, sorry, my vagina does not lead me to doing sappy things.
Kinda tempted to go looking for a Romney iphone wallpaper, but I fear where that search might take me.
I tried to find a picture of Obama with the caption" It's math" and the most retarded shit came up as a result.
I think America needs to let England take over for a little while until it gets back on track.
*Looks at England* Alright bad idea. Canada it is then.
Have you seen Canada lately?
All three of the good countries are going pretty crazy lately.
I have a blind spot for Harper. Trauma that bad is beyond my minds ability to cope.
So what's wrong with Canada? It's not like we are uber conservative and looking to pump dat sweet shale oil all over the place if the price is right...
god i was walking with aaron and we passed a lady in a tight sweater dress that ended on her upper thighs in big sungglases and high heels
uuunnggghhh she was so pretty
see if you were a man you'd have to deal with that .gif Ludious posted right at that moment
and it's annoying
aaron didn't even notice her
i think he's a homosexual
Or he was practicing checking her out without you noticing. A useful skill for a man.
no cause when we passed and she was out of earshot i was like
DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL???
and he obliviously asked 'what girl, why are you biting your lip'
he gay
That's because that sounds like a trap question.
it was not
man i don't know why you guys think aaron would have to hide the fact that he thinks other girls are pretty from me
I INITIATED A THREESOME WITH HIM AND ANOTHER LADY
THAT LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED
Cass, sometimes guys practice it solely for the reason of staying in practice. I won't get yelled at for checking out another woman but that doesn't mean I won't take the opportunity to practice just to keep my skills up.
I have seriously considered, and then actually followed through with, masturbating with a nail buffer because "HEY, IT VIBRATES RIGHT?!"
You used the smooth end and not the rough end, right?
Then there's nothing weird about that.
There was something weird when I noticed my clitoris was bleeding and some skin was missing. My first thought wasn't "OH SHIT I'M BLEEDING", it was "BUT I WAS SO CLOSE"
I have seriously considered, and then actually followed through with, masturbating with a nail buffer because "HEY, IT VIBRATES RIGHT?!"
You used the smooth end and not the rough end, right?
Then there's nothing weird about that.
There was something weird when I noticed my clitoris was bleeding and some skin was missing. My first thought wasn't "OH SHIT I'M BLEEDING", it was "BUT I WAS SO CLOSE"
Okay that's kind of bad.
I had an old acquaintance who thought machine dishwasher soap would be fun to masturbate with.
with similar results
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
I have seriously considered, and then actually followed through with, masturbating with a nail buffer because "HEY, IT VIBRATES RIGHT?!"
You used the smooth end and not the rough end, right?
Then there's nothing weird about that.
There was something weird when I noticed my clitoris was bleeding and some skin was missing. My first thought wasn't "OH SHIT I'M BLEEDING", it was "BUT I WAS SO CLOSE"
Okay that's kind of bad.
I had an old acquaintance who thought machine dishwasher soap would be fun to masturbate with.
Your vagina overruling your brain means you ate a pint of ice cream and watched the Notebook.
Your penis overruling your brain means that you seriously considered, and possibly followed through with, fucking a tub of country crock margarine while watching suckerpunch
Your penis and my penis apparently have different impulses.
god i was walking with aaron and we passed a lady in a tight sweater dress that ended on her upper thighs in big sungglases and high heels
uuunnggghhh she was so pretty
see if you were a man you'd have to deal with that .gif Ludious posted right at that moment
and it's annoying
aaron didn't even notice her
i think he's a homosexual
Or he was practicing checking her out without you noticing. A useful skill for a man.
no cause when we passed and she was out of earshot i was like
DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL???
and he obliviously asked 'what girl, why are you biting your lip'
he gay
That's because that sounds like a trap question.
ALWAYS say no.
I don't care if your girlfriend is bisexual and you've had threesomes with other girls.
ALWAYS SAY NO.
Exactly this. I hate the conversation that follows "Wow, she's sexy right?"
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Yes he did.
Your penis and my penis apparently have different impulses.
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the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I guess you don't get the urge to slap it between two philly cheese steaks either do you
did it for you
did it for you
did it for you
but i am okay with that because i am usually #2 or #3 in score so
also i have like zero gear which doesn't help
no cause when we passed and she was out of earshot i was like
DID YOU SEE THAT GIRL???
and he obliviously asked 'what girl, why are you biting your lip'
he gay
I tried to find a picture of Obama with the caption" It's math" and the most retarded shit came up as a result.
I think America needs to let England take over for a little while until it gets back on track.
*Looks at England* Alright bad idea. Canada it is then.
The first one has never happened.
I have seriously considered, and then actually followed through with, masturbating with a nail buffer because "HEY, IT VIBRATES RIGHT?!"
Yeah, sorry, my vagina does not lead me to doing sappy things.
Have you seen Canada lately?
All three of the good countries are going pretty crazy lately.
i hate having shitty gear. the best weapon i have is the phalanx or whatever, the okay pistol
That's because that sounds like a trap question.
You used the smooth end and not the rough end, right?
Then there's nothing weird about that.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
i spend a lot of time in my brain
it was not
man i don't know why you guys think aaron would have to hide the fact that he thinks other girls are pretty from me
I INITIATED A THREESOME WITH HIM AND ANOTHER LADY
THAT LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED
He may have been practicing trap avoidance. And if so he's pretty skilled.
What he says: "Nawww baby, I didn't see that girl. I only have eyes for you"
What he's thinking: keep smiling. maintain strong eye contact so she believes you
FUCKING TOLD YOU
it is kind of problematic
ALWAYS say no.
I don't care if your girlfriend is bisexual and you've had threesomes with other girls.
ALWAYS SAY NO.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I have a blind spot for Harper. Trauma that bad is beyond my minds ability to cope.
So what's wrong with Canada? It's not like we are uber conservative and looking to pump dat sweet shale oil all over the place if the price is right...
Where am I?
Cass, sometimes guys practice it solely for the reason of staying in practice. I won't get yelled at for checking out another woman but that doesn't mean I won't take the opportunity to practice just to keep my skills up.
There was something weird when I noticed my clitoris was bleeding and some skin was missing. My first thought wasn't "OH SHIT I'M BLEEDING", it was "BUT I WAS SO CLOSE"
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Okay that's kind of bad.
I had an old acquaintance who thought machine dishwasher soap would be fun to masturbate with.
with similar results
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Yeah, 17 was a hell of a year.
Oh I got out of my "can't watch depressing things" phase.
Oh for sure. Even if she is fine with it, you don't get caught doing it during a time where she is expecting your attention to be on her.
i was so nervous about talking to the first lady that it didn't even occur to me to look at another one
and why would i look anyway
i already have a lady to talk to
i can't talk to two ladies at the same time
the difference in mass alone is substantial
that is staggeringly poor reasoning
Or is he just fucking amazing at it.
Exactly this. I hate the conversation that follows "Wow, she's sexy right?"