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Skyrim: Now with realistic horse vaginas! Dragonborn DLC out 12/4.

GalyGaly Registered User regular
edited December 2012 in Social Entropy++
Do you have an xbox or PC? Cool. You should be playing the Dawnguard DLC for Skyrim.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZqXKZOS2jQ

Do you only have a PS3? Kill yourself.

Dawnguard adds new skill trees and abilities for vampires
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and werewolves
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Hearthfire lets you build a house! Some people like doing this i guess
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvhQZoyZn1g

DRAGONBORN TRAILER:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TRmdXDH9b1s

Here's everything you'll ever need to know about Skyrim
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Skyrim

Do you want to pickpocket the underwear off female NPCs or ride a My Little Pony into battle? There's probably a mod for that.
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/

Mods your fellow posters are using:
Skyrim Redone (SkyRe) is a comprehensive overhaul mod changing many aspects of the game such as perks, combat and AI
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/9286

Check out this fucking quote tree full of mods
smof wrote: »
monsterror wrote: »
Smart Hero wrote: »
can you recommend me some mods?

Dance of Death
Cloaks of Skyrim
Immersive Armor
A Quality World Map
Enhanced Night Sky

And if you aren't using SkyUI you obviously hate yourself.

I'll add some of my favourites. These won't affect gameplay, just the world.

Environment mods? Environment mods!

Project Reality: Climates of Tamriel
Skyrim Bigger Trees
Skyrim Flora Overhaul

These 3 mods are my absolute faves. I cannot imagine playing without them now, especially bigger trees has a huge impact. Around the Rift you actually feel like you're in an ancient forest, it is awesome.


More varieties of monster - Skyrim Monster Mod
Patch for the monster mod to remove non-lore friendly additions - SMM lore friendly
More variety in horsies - Slof's Horses
Better and more varied wildlife - SkyTEST Realistic Animals and Predators


Immersive Armors
monsterror wrote: »
Ultimate Follower Overhaul
It provides a ton of new options for followers, including "You could really dress better" for when they just want to use their own equipment instead of yours, and "You're really important to me/Everybody dies" to specify if they can die.

Also, it lets you have more than one follower. And if you get on your horse when you're near some other dude's horse, your follower will just straight up jack it and no one will even care.
monsterror wrote: »
Player Headtracking!

Basically, you know how when you're talking to a few people, and they look at whoever is talking currently? You know how when you're in third-person, you just look straight forward like you aren't even paying attention?

Well, this fixes that. Someone starts talking near you? You'll fucking look at them. Two people having a conversation? You'll keep looking back and forth between them.

Basically, this made me go from not ever using third-person to always using it in towns.

It's not exactly a game-changing mod, but it makes third-person so much more enjoyable.



And finally the mod we've all been waiting for
Gary's Real Mare Horse Mod
Version 0.3 improvements:

- Fixed eye texture
- Fixed seams on ass and mesh of that area
- Fixed seams on vulva
- New UVW alignment for all meshes
- Better buttocks at vulva/ass region
- Smoothed meshes
- Texture sizes for 4096 and 2048
- much rounder teats and udder, better textures

Oh yeah we're also playing Daggerfall and Morrowind in this thread.

Morrowind Overhaul
DaggerfallSetup

Be sure to read MechMantis's informative post about creating a character in Daggerfall
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/24990119/#Comment_24990119

I fucking love this game. Let's talk about it.

mustache w/ hat c|:{
Galy on
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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    these fucking titles man!

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Last night I went into the orphanage in Riften and went full werewolf. It's so disappointing that you can't kill children. Sure I killed and ate the lady taking care of the little urchins, but emotionally scarring them is just not the same.

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    oh are you on 360

    3926 4292 8829
    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i think these thread titles are getting (fus ro dah'd) out of hand

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Yes

    Although when my new computer finally gets shipped I may pick up Skyrim for PC too, just to play around with mods.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i stopped going to the skyrim nexus when i saw a mod titled 'make kids sexy'

    also the steam workshop started showing shit like 'fetish dungeon' in the common mods directory

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    yeah cause I have a killable children mod

    i don't actually kill children though?

    except that one time...

    3926 4292 8829
    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    http://deadendthrills.com/?cat=314

    Skyrim can be real purty if you do it right:

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    GalyGaly Registered User regular
    those are some sweet screenshots

    my PC would probably blow up with all those mods

    mustache w/ hat c|:{
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i really like the outfit in that first pic

    guessing its a mod

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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    I formatted my computer and wiped everything recently. I really need to re-install Skyrim, get Dawnguard, and start killing vampires.

    And download a few hundred mods for pretty 8->

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i really like the outfit in that first pic

    guessing its a mod

    yeah, there's a list here of just the graphical mods used for these shots:

    http://deadendthrills.com/index.php?cat=1643

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    armoredsabrecatmount.jpg

    ok this is badass

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I should reinstall and play this game again

    I might actually still have it installed I don't know

    Is the DLC good?

    Also if I play this again I'm gonna have to try and commit to not cheesing the skills system because suddenly shooting up a million levels makes it boring

    This will be difficult because the level up system breaks so easily

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    these fucking titles man!

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    apricotmuffinsapricotmuffins Angry Bee Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    armoredsabrecatmount.jpg

    ok this is badass

    I thoroughly concur

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    apricotmuffinsapricotmuffins Angry Bee Registered User regular
    Is the better horses mod worth it? I have faster vanilla horses. I tend not to use them because i cant pick flowers, sneak or hit stuff (even with mounted combat. I'm pretty terribad)

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    armoredsabrecatmount.jpg

    ok this is badass

    by the power of grey skull!


    how do I do this? is it a mod?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    armoredsabrecatmount.jpg

    ok this is badass

    by the power of grey skull!


    how do I do this? is it a mod?

    http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/8978/

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    File hidden

    This file has currently been set to hidden by the author of the file. You cannot look at this file page or download any files relating to this file until the author makes the file visible to the public again.

    :(

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    those screenshots are goddamn insane

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    my fucking brain

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    You think I can squeeze dem graphics out of my mac air

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    last night I abused the infinite magicka glitch to get my conjuration to 100

    my party now consists of:
    - sceolang (good dog)
    - brelyna maryon
    - brelyna maryon's conjured frost atronach
    - flame thrall 1
    - flame thrall 2

    I can barely get enough magicka to summon the flame thralls, but I don't know if I'm ever gonna upgrade, because A. flame atronachs are cool and long-ranged like I am and B. I don't even wanna imagine navigating close quarters and towns with two frost or storm atronachs

    maybe I'll make one of them a storm thrall eventually

    but outnumbering most encounters I get into is pretty great

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    that little "only works on people" bit in the dead thrall description is one of the most disappointing things about this game

    whaddya mean I can't have a permanent little mudcrab buddy?
    whaddya mean I can't play a vampire with a pack of three death hounds?
    whaddya mean I can't have the reanimated rotting corpse of a horker awkwardly bumble its way through a crowded town square after me as horrified citizens and children look on?

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    I'm finding these little quests I missed the first time around. For example, in Morthal, spoilered for safety, I guess
    The Jarl is sending me off to kill a vampire mastermind and says something along the line of "I'll round up some able-bodied men to send with you". I'm thinking normal soldiers. Turns out, nope, ordinary villagers with torches and pitchforks. I lead what is essentially a lynchmob to the vampire den, laughing the entire time.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    last night I abused the infinite magicka glitch to get my conjuration to 100

    my party now consists of:
    - sceolang (good dog)
    - brelyna maryon
    - brelyna maryon's conjured frost atronach
    - flame thrall 1
    - flame thrall 2

    I can barely get enough magicka to summon the flame thralls, but I don't know if I'm ever gonna upgrade, because A. flame atronachs are cool and long-ranged like I am and B. I don't even wanna imagine navigating close quarters and towns with two frost or storm atronachs

    maybe I'll make one of them a storm thrall eventually

    but outnumbering most encounters I get into is pretty great

    You should replace your flame thralls with dead mage thralls who also summon atronachs

    and then conduct all of your battles from horseback

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Oh dang, according to the wiki you can dead thrall Ulfric (up to a certain level) and he shouts

    Ulfric's apology tour of the 'rim is something I need to do

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    after a dungeon in which sceolang pushed me down a narrow hallway right into a bandit chief with a zappy warhammer and in which he pushed me outside of the world

    he has been called a bad dog and sent back to fort dawnguard

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    I'm finding these little quests I missed the first time around. For example, in Morthal, spoilered for safety, I guess
    The Jarl is sending me off to kill a vampire mastermind and says something along the line of "I'll round up some able-bodied men to send with you". I'm thinking normal soldiers. Turns out, nope, ordinary villagers with torches and pitchforks. I lead what is essentially a lynchmob to the vampire den, laughing the entire time.

    oh yeah thats a good one

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    I was going to make a cool Skyrim thread with a good title and fun OP

    till I got high

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i was gonna pay my child support

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    I really wanted to work "took an arrow to the knee" into that post somehow, but I think I am taking a much more original and unique approach here and I hope everyone will understand why I did what I had to do

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    everyone thinks you are a better + cooler person because of it

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    zay I'm glad you haven't given into depression yet

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    that little "only works on people" bit in the dead thrall description is one of the most disappointing things about this game

    whaddya mean I can't have a permanent little mudcrab buddy?
    whaddya mean I can't play a vampire with a pack of three death hounds?
    whaddya mean I can't have the reanimated rotting corpse of a horker awkwardly bumble its way through a crowded town square after me as horrified citizens and children look on?

    now where's the mod for that


    I'm still disappointed I can't have chicken thralls

    the possibility of chicken thralls is the very thing that sold me on this game

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    BilliardballBilliardball Registered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    that little "only works on people" bit in the dead thrall description is one of the most disappointing things about this game

    whaddya mean I can't have a permanent little mudcrab buddy?
    whaddya mean I can't play a vampire with a pack of three death hounds?
    whaddya mean I can't have the reanimated rotting corpse of a horker awkwardly bumble its way through a crowded town square after me as horrified citizens and children look on?

    now where's the mod for that


    I'm still disappointed I can't have chicken thralls

    the possibility of chicken thralls is the very thing that sold me on this game

    http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=8298

    That one lets you do that.

    Apparently breaks the game if you try to use it on a dragon though.

    Switch: SW-7948-4390-2014 / 3DS: 0688-5244-6057 / FF14: Salus Claro
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    understandable


    thanks!

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    thats just wasnt enough for one guy
    can u make it at least 20

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