nah
my toilet is kind of busted and if you're not careful you and the seat just slide right off the edge
you gotta have both hands on deck and be paying attention, gotta get that balance just right
also
i don't think i have every spent long enough on the toilet to accomplish anything viz. texting/browsing/tweeting
I am just jealous because my phone doesn't have anything interesting that I could do with it while I am on the toilet. I probably wouldn't anyway, but the option would be nice.
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I read National Geographic while I'm on the toilet.
However sometimes I have to pee in the middle of a phone call and then yeah, I pretty much just pee and keep talking - because honestly the only people I talk to for so long that I have to pee during a phone call are not people who are gonna care.
This is not a weird thing I think.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
pooping doesn't really require 100% of your attention
then you are not pooping correctly, a real-man poop takes a great ammount of concentration and tuning of all the senses, specially if you are a particularly hairy man, I hope I dont have to go into details.
Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
pooping doesn't really require 100% of your attention
look i mean, i'm as ADD as the next hyperactive internet generation brat
but all I can think when i read this is that some people here really should be eating more fibre because pooping shouldn't take so long you get bored
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if you forget your phone, you end up having to read the back of the shampoo bottle
my toilet is kind of busted and if you're not careful you and the seat just slide right off the edge
you gotta have both hands on deck and be paying attention, gotta get that balance just right
also
i don't think i have every spent long enough on the toilet to accomplish anything viz. texting/browsing/tweeting
now who is the gross one zach
Apparently you and two other people.
Steam // Secret Satan
gross
fuckin
seems like a waste when I have my home theatre setup right there
every
damn
time
sometimes i spend longer on the phone than i did doin my business
one time my roommate went to poop and then i didn't see him for the rest of the night
he got caught up playin some game on his tablet
I don't read or watch anything on the toilet
I do my poops and walk out
I remember when people would talk about browsing their fucking laptops while pooping
all frying their balls and shit
splash
I just put mine on a little chair.
why
Well, the chair was already there in the bathroom. And I didn't want to put it on my lap.
Why is there shampoo in your toilet?
and if you choose to sit there for an hour you're gonna get butt problems
The best is when I've posted from work. Whilst on the loo.
LIKE A BOSS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic3g8Xnf7LI
However sometimes I have to pee in the middle of a phone call and then yeah, I pretty much just pee and keep talking - because honestly the only people I talk to for so long that I have to pee during a phone call are not people who are gonna care.
This is not a weird thing I think.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I can only think of a few times I have used the phone while going to the bathroom
good times
But the iPhone has smooth edges!
Because my toilet is in the bathroom.
Where the bath is.
Sham-science?
pooping doesn't really require 100% of your attention
i will be poop phone posting a whole bunch, yes sir
then you are not pooping correctly, a real-man poop takes a great ammount of concentration and tuning of all the senses, specially if you are a particularly hairy man, I hope I dont have to go into details.
look i mean, i'm as ADD as the next hyperactive internet generation brat
but all I can think when i read this is that some people here really should be eating more fibre because pooping shouldn't take so long you get bored