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Online Dating- The Penultimate Surrender

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Fucken harsh bro

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    HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    That lady needs to get her head checked

    on account of not liking the Lone Gunmen

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    petcats_getpaid Sorry to bother you but I'm pretty dang confident chartreuse is not a color!!

    Also I think you are the only person alive who (apparently) likes the lone gunmen but not the x files?? What's the deal!!

    Fun fact the first time I accidently saw porno I was trying to find r Kelly's trapped in the closet music video but found something else entirely 39 minutes ago

    ohsewbuttons Chartreuse is definitely a color, it means green-yellow. Go to google and type it in if you're unsure or look at a color wheel........pigs fly on airplanes and chartreuse exists.

    I do like the X-Files, love it in fact -- how do you think I found out about The Lone Gunmen originally? Just because it's not listed on this free dating site profile doesn't mean I don't like it, nor does it fully represent all of my likes/interests.

    It's the color of baby poop
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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Augh!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    MadEddy wrote: »
    I went on date number two with the second guy I met from OKC. It went well! I really like him so far.

    Have you kissed his face yet eddy?

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Tonight I got the hell beaten out of me and I liked it.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Weird.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tonight I got the hell beaten out of me and I liked it.

    Did you taste her cherry chapstick?

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    You will all die alone and sad.

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    BusterK wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    petcats_getpaid Sorry to bother you but I'm pretty dang confident chartreuse is not a color!!

    Also I think you are the only person alive who (apparently) likes the lone gunmen but not the x files?? What's the deal!!

    Fun fact the first time I accidently saw porno I was trying to find r Kelly's trapped in the closet music video but found something else entirely 39 minutes ago

    ohsewbuttons Chartreuse is definitely a color, it means green-yellow. Go to google and type it in if you're unsure or look at a color wheel........pigs fly on airplanes and chartreuse exists.

    I do like the X-Files, love it in fact -- how do you think I found out about The Lone Gunmen originally? Just because it's not listed on this free dating site profile doesn't mean I don't like it, nor does it fully represent all of my likes/interests.

    It's the color of baby poop
    scallop-chartreuse.gif

    chartreuse, the only drink so good they named a color after it, remember?

    eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus?

    you disgust me with your not paying attention to pop culture

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    You will all die alone and sad.

    is there any other way?

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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    MadEddy wrote: »
    I went on date number two with the second guy I met from OKC. It went well! I really like him so far.

    Have you kissed his face yet eddy?

    Yes. There was a whole lotta smoochin' going on.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    We'd be fist bumpin' right now if you were near.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Toxnkka wrote: »
    You will all die alone and sad.

    is there any other way?

    Yes, dying first

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    The Game works both ways.

    Or maybe it doesn't.

    I haven't exactly read it.

    You should read it. I recommend it to everyone, male or female.

    Its a great story. It is not however a guide to pick up women. And if you think it is, you've got problems. Most importantly, you cannot follow the narrative of a piece of literature.

    Someone should probably tell Neil Strauss that.

    If I remember the end of the book correctly, it ends with him
    Getting the fuck out of project hollywood because its a house full of crazy people.

    Granted he's made a shit load of money out of the book.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Tonight I got the hell beaten out of me and I liked it.

    A friend tried to set me up with a sub, but she's hella more experienced than me and frankly it's kind of intimidating. Like, I've never gone past some light torture and she's into full on beatings. He's told me of some of her escapades and they sound hot as hell but woah, I have no idea how I'd maintain a dom role with her.

    Legba on
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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    looking for a Nympho Grrl Gamer who is willing to give me belly rubs while i farm hardcore

    fed up of being ehrmagerd furuurvur alehrn

    @Zay

    you son of a

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Zay wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    looking for a Nympho Grrl Gamer who is willing to give me belly rubs while i farm hardcore

    fed up of being ehrmagerd furuurvur alehrn

    @Zay

    you son of a

    ;-)

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    la, sir

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    mmmmm'ross

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Weird I thought the thread would be closed by now

    Talked to the panty selling girl again so it seems I got a date

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Weird I thought the thread would be closed by now

    Talked to the panty selling girl again so it seems I got a date

    You gonna take her somewhere fancy or keep it casual?

    I'm asking because I'm always unsure. My worry if I go too upscale she'll get freaked out. But if I go too far on the opposite end of the spectrum she'll think I have terrible taste.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Well I will see since she asked if I was interested in a date. I said sure she gave me her number and asked if Saturday at 7 was a good time

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    Online date my butt

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited October 2012
    Zay wrote: »
    Online date my butt

    Does it have a profile? I need to see if we have a high enemy percentage first.

    Legba on
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    @Swill are you messaging people on okc... just to argue with them about their profile?

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    My maybe date is Saturday, we are going for a drink or two at a bar where they play live music. This thread'll be gone by then but I think it'll go well, we got along really well when we met.

    Thanks for prodding me into doing it, thread!

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Awesome Liiya. Go get 'im!

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    @Liiya, is this former would-be roommate guy that you got the number from through other former would-be roommate guy?

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Yes Butters, it is.

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Legba wrote: »
    Tonight I got the hell beaten out of me and I liked it.

    A friend tried to set me up with a sub, but she's hella more experienced than me and frankly it's kind of intimidating. Like, I've never gone past some light torture and she's into full on beatings. He's told me of some of her escapades and they sound hot as hell but woah, I have no idea how I'd maintain a dom role with her.

    Playing with an experienced bottom can be intimidating, but just remember that you can hit just as hard as anyone else from her past. and even if you're a master at any given tool you'll still need some work with this girl in order to know what she likes.

    As part of your aftercare with someone, ask for a detailed description of the scene as well as a critique of the good and bad points. Tell her not to spare your feelings and to especially point out the things that need improving. Then discuss it with her later.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Dating while being incredibly busy is hard

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Legba wrote: »
    Tonight I got the hell beaten out of me and I liked it.

    A friend tried to set me up with a sub, but she's hella more experienced than me and frankly it's kind of intimidating. Like, I've never gone past some light torture and she's into full on beatings. He's told me of some of her escapades and they sound hot as hell but woah, I have no idea how I'd maintain a dom role with her.

    Playing with an experienced bottom can be intimidating, but just remember that you can hit just as hard as anyone else from her past. and even if you're a master at any given tool you'll still need some work with this girl in order to know what she likes.

    As part of your aftercare with someone, ask for a detailed description of the scene as well as a critique of the good and bad points. Tell her not to spare your feelings and to especially point out the things that need improving. Then discuss it with her later.

    Thanks, that's really good advice. Can I ask, what do you mean about a detailed description of the scene? Basically, get her to retrace the events from her point of view so I can see what she responded to, didn't respond to, etc? I've done that in the past, but mainly just a general talk about what she liked, didn't like, etc, not a detailed description. Sounds like I can step things up there.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Futore wrote: »
    @Swill are you messaging people on okc... just to argue with them about their profile?

    Nothing sexier than a dude mad on tequila

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    swill when we say to neg her profile we are joking you don't actually have to do that!

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Swill.....

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    It was a false neg and now we for real talking

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    I'm meeting a good amount of people that I don't like dating but turn into pretty good friends.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    It was a false neg and now we for real talking

    Don't neg your negs...

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Futore wrote: »
    @Swill are you messaging people on okc... just to argue with them about their profile?

    Nothing sexier than a dude mad on tequila

    let's hang and drink some fine tequilas, homie

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