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Have I Ever Told You The Definition of Inanity? [FarCry3]

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Rosa Parks wrote:
    I'm gay

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Was she?

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    I want that guy to voice my in car navigation.

    Take a left turn on

    Whatthefuckareyoulookingat?!?

    I fucking told you to turn left

    You FUCK

    Turn around

    You piece of shit, you think just because you've got a fucking car that makes you better than me?

    I've just disconnected your brakes

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Was she?

    That's what started it all.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    spoilers concerning Vaas
    he's not even the main bad guy
    there is a dude more evil than him

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    That almost doesn't even seem like a spoiler. I assumed as much just from watching the trailers.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Larlar wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Was she?

    That's what started it all.

    The more you know.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    That almost doesn't even seem like a spoiler. I assumed as much just from watching the trailers.
    just being cautious larlar

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Was she?

    That's what started it all.

    The more you know

    She also had six toes and urine that smelled of cinnamon.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    That almost doesn't even seem like a spoiler. I assumed as much just from watching the trailers.
    just being cautious larlar


    Who are you and what have you done with Pip?

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    i like Vaas from what i've seen because he seems like the big bad because he's his own little cult of personality and the insanity really plays into that

    but it's especially cool that he's NOT the actual end boss. Save that for something more pure evil nice job Ubisoft or whoever

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    PiptheFoul

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Vaas doesn't seem like the kind of guy who takes orders. Not well at least.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    i also love that the main character's last name is Brody

    so in my head i can just replace his first name with Adrian and boom i'm in there suddenly i'm gonna play this game like an rpg

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Oh, this isn't the DSM-V thread?

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Are they gonna say Brody all the time

    I'm just gonna be thinking of Jaws the whole time

    How fitting that I can kill a shark

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    I love that the main dude's name is brody. Such a dudebro name

    Far Cry 3: Trevor and Brody's Totally Bogus Vacation

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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I wouldnt say I'm okay with joking about rape, because in the times in which we live, rape jokes are constant and flippant and not funny basically all of the time. But I'd say, out of context, that any awful thing can have a funny joke made out of it. Call me grim. It beats going insane out of rage and despair.

    Well, yeah, but this is one of those times with the flippant rape joke, even if it doesn't actually use the word. There's an absolute certainty that some or all of the captives would be sexually assaulted if they are sold as slaves, like he figured they deserved to be.

    If someone remarks as a joke, that a criminal is going to be in for a surprise once they get to jail. Even though rape isn't mentioned, it's still the subject of the joke.

    The dude said something stupid without thinking, and it would probably be good form for him to admit it. But like I said, I'm not going to get excited beyond pointing that out.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I cannot comment on what Far Cry depicts or how that influenced JG's remark

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    Holy shit binary squid this is the dumbest thing to pick an argument over

    The game intentionally makes the characters pricks, the characters are improsoned by pirates, the player is tasked with saving those characters, video game commentator jokes about how he doesn't want to save them they're vapid pricks

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    Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    Here's the QL of Far Cry for those who haven't seen it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9RwXtTzrho

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
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    Holy shit binary squid this is the dumbest thing to pick an argument over

    The game intentionally makes the characters pricks, the characters are improsoned by pirates, the player is tasked with saving those characters, video game commentator jokes about how he doesn't want to save them they're vapid pricks

    As I noted, "I don't like these characters" "I don't feel like saving them" is different than "they deserve to be sold into slavery."

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    are you people seriously having the fucking dickwolves argument over again

    christ almighty burn the fuck internet down

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    You guys are seriously reaching for something to get indignant over

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    shit into my gaping urethra

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Mc
    Holy shit binary squid this is the dumbest thing to pick an argument over

    The game intentionally makes the characters pricks, the characters are improsoned by pirates, the player is tasked with saving those characters, video game commentator jokes about how he doesn't want to save them they're vapid pricks

    As I noted, "I don't like these characters" "I don't feel like saving them" is different than "they deserve to be sold into slavery."

    It was a non-serious thing about fictional characters, one of whom he was playing.

    Even if Jeff Gerstmann weren't the fantastic person he is, he's said things that were a lot worse than that. This is a non-issue.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    are you people seriously having the fucking dickwolves argument over again

    christ almighty burn the fuck internet down

    Shutting down FuckNet would put the fringes of my family tree straight into the poorhouse, don't you dare touch it

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Hack the fucknet

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    are you people seriously having the fucking dickwolves argument over again

    christ almighty burn the fuck internet down

    No, we're having the "was Jeff Gerstmann out of line" argument for the first time.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    are you people seriously having the fucking dickwolves argument over again

    christ almighty burn the fuck internet down

    No, we're having the "was Jeff Gerstmann out of line" argument for the first time.

    no I'm fairly certain you're not

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    are you people seriously having the fucking dickwolves argument over again

    christ almighty burn the fuck internet down

    No, we're having the "was Jeff Gerstmann out of line" argument for the first time.

    no I'm fairly certain you're not

    Pip you going UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHH over and over is hardly impressive or doing anything to actually curb a conversation you don't like.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    let me tell you about why my followers on tumblr think we should harass jeff until he admits that he is sorry to have maybe insinuated fictional characters deserved to fictionally be sold into slavery and possibly but never explicitly sexually assaulted and social justice crusaders need to get a fucking life

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I think Pip thinks we think this is more of a thing than he actually thinks it is.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    let me tell you about why my followers on tumblr think we should harass jeff until he admits that he is sorry to have maybe insinuated fictional characters deserved to fictionally be sold into slavery and possibly but never explicitly sexually assaulted and social justice crusaders need to get a fucking life

    Okay to be fair nobody in this thread is saying that, man.

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    ScolbertScolbert Registered User regular
    pip i dont know how you can seriously defend known misandrist jeff gerstman

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHL2Cpb1618&feature=player_embedded

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    are you people seriously having the fucking dickwolves argument over again

    christ almighty burn the fuck internet down

    No, we're having the "was Jeff Gerstmann out of line" argument for the first time.

    no I'm fairly certain you're not

    Pip you going UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHH over and over is hardly impressive or doing anything to actually curb a conversation you don't like.

    and you being a whiny child projecting social issues into a flippant comment by a comedy speaker doesn't make you slick shit no matter how much you want it to

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    nerds get up in arms about something

    nerds react with dismissive condescension

    nerds point condescension out from a position of moral superiority

    nerds make sarcastic posts with an air of weary resignation

    the internet cuts itself, just to feel something

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Everyone shut up or I just start shitting on everything and everyone

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Everyone shut up or I just start shitting on everything and everyone

    cover me in your shit

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Henroid wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    are you people seriously having the fucking dickwolves argument over again

    christ almighty burn the fuck internet down

    No, we're having the "was Jeff Gerstmann out of line" argument for the first time.

    Ok, let's just say you think this is really that different. Let's move past that onto the most important thing about this:

    This is a non-issue. Just like dickwolves. It was a joke that people looked waaaay too much into. Just like dickwolves. And seeing you people complain about it isn't a fun thing to read in any thread, much less a thread where it doesn't belong. Just like dickwolves.

    Now can we please go back to talking about Far Cry 3

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