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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I would murder a babby for healthy knees

    Probs

    If it was an orphan babby

    poo
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I am a bad person

    poo
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    TOTP MOTHERFUCKERS

    poo
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Isn't it Sony who announced basically "no more used games"

    Im trying to find an excuse for not being excited at all at the latest console release

    I guess I just dont really see the point of consoles anymore

    I feel like a dedicated, proprietary gaming platform is a relic we should let die

    no

    every once in a while some anti-used game patent gets turned up and everyone gets up in arms that Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo/Activision/EA whoeverthefuck is banning used games in their next platform/game/release/whateverthefuck

    but it doesn't really mean anything. Every 6 months or so a company lawyer comes around and asks if you have any patentable ideas for inventions relevant to the company's business. There's usually a bonus per patent so there's an incentive to dream crazy schemes up. That company gets a larger patent portfolio to play Nuclear Deterrent with. That's all this shit ever is.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Pigfuckistan will be the name of my bands* first album.


    *Catastrophic Toilet Paper Integrity Failure is my bands name in case anyone forgot.

    I feel like I should @tav because this sounds like it would be his Album of Year 2013.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I havent heard back from my friend who works for four seasons

    I will have to stay at a pleb hotel

    @eddy @desc you guys arent pax east right :(

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Also my boss bought me a beer on the train and then I was walking down the hall of penn station saying no you fat fuck, no pizza, no Taco Bell, and I made it all the way down the hall and McDonald's was at the end and I failed and then I muttered to myself the whole subway ride home out of anger and disgust

    poo
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    guys the used game thing wasn't even really important

    pc master race consoles for scrubs was the point of that post

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    I love Half in the Bag.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Man.

    Watching the Walking Dead... sometimes I just want to punch some of these people.

    STAHP BEING DUMB

    STAHP

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Isn't PC already the anti used games platform?

    Sort of. It was over-zealous anti-piracy measures and online play that killed the used PC game market though, not a single company's decision.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Actually, I enjoyed the hiring and firing practices when I worked in landscaping.

    You could be fired, without warning, for anything at any time of the day, but if you showed up the next morning you were hired again.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Pigfuckistan will be the name of my bands* first album.


    *Catastrophic Toilet Paper Integrity Failure is my bands name in case anyone forgot.

    I feel like I should @tav because this sounds like it would be his Album of Year 2013.

    Since I have no musical talent whatsoever it seems wise to form a heavy metal band.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I havent heard back from my friend who works for four seasons

    I will have to stay at a pleb hotel

    @eddy @desc you guys arent pax east right :(

    no sir

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Man.

    Watching the Walking Dead... sometimes I just want to punch some of these people.

    STAHP BEING DUMB

    STAHP

    Only stupid people can survive a zombie apocalypse. I'm pretty sure that intelligent people all fall prey to zombie infection vectors FIRST. This may be related to the zombie hunger for brains.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I finally got to go to one of the German clubs movies and now I'm depressed. :(

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Isn't PC already the anti used games platform?

    Sort of. It was over-zealous anti-piracy measures and online play that killed the used PC game market though, not a single company's decision.

    I thought it was steam.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Actually, I enjoyed the hiring and firing practices when I worked in landscaping.

    You could be fired, without warning, for anything at any time of the day, but if you showed up the next morning you were hired again.

    makes sense

    I'm betting a lot of the firing is at a suspicion of indiscipline so egregious that you must be chased away immediately

    so showing up is ipso facto disproof

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Also my boss bought me a beer on the train and then I was walking down the hall of penn station saying no you fat fuck, no pizza, no Taco Bell, and I made it all the way down the hall and McDonald's was at the end and I failed and then I muttered to myself the whole subway ride home out of anger and disgust

    haha you fat fuck

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    @eddy what if I just started watching Majestic channel youtubes and never actually stopped

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    When the Pope ain't the Pope no mo' what will they call him?

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    I'm still really jazzed about Best of Both Worlds being in theaters.

    Gonna be gooooooooooooooooood.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    When the Pope ain't the Pope no mo' what will they call him?

    Ex Pope Fatso

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Actually, I enjoyed the hiring and firing practices when I worked in landscaping.

    You could be fired, without warning, for anything at any time of the day, but if you showed up the next morning you were hired again.

    makes sense

    I'm betting a lot of the firing is at a suspicion of indiscipline so egregious that you must be chased away immediately

    so showing up is ipso facto disproof

    Actually yeah that's p much how I saw it too

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    When the Pope ain't the Pope no mo' what will they call him?

    Can we bring back anti-pope?

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    ronya wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Actually, I enjoyed the hiring and firing practices when I worked in landscaping.

    You could be fired, without warning, for anything at any time of the day, but if you showed up the next morning you were hired again.

    makes sense

    I'm betting a lot of the firing is at a suspicion of indiscipline so egregious that you must be chased away immediately

    so showing up is ipso facto disproof

    It is similar to pre-union methods of hiring/firing of longshoremen and dockworkers. I forget the colloquialism for it... Anyway the re-hiring wasn't guaranteed given the inevitability that there was a high supply of people willing to do the work due to the unskilled nature, is the thing, and thus you could implicitly be blackballed

    But I'm sure in glorious canada the number of people willing to do the work is perfectly in line with the number of people required

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Isn't PC already the anti used games platform?

    Sort of. It was over-zealous anti-piracy measures and online play that killed the used PC game market though, not a single company's decision.

    I thought it was steam.

    Nah, Steam came years later and capitalized on it by acknowledging how shitty the situation was with aggressive pricing and the added value of a permanent online library. They didn't cause it.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    When the Pope ain't the Pope no mo' what will they call him?

    Can we bring back anti-pope?

    I'm sure, somewhere on the internet, someone has declared themselves pope.

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    When the Pope ain't the Pope no mo' what will they call him?

    Can we bring back anti-pope?

    I was gonna sign up but I looked it up and that's not exactly what I want to do.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I havent heard back from my friend who works for four seasons

    I will have to stay at a pleb hotel

    @eddy @desc you guys arent pax east right :(

    no sir

    vile betrayer

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    what happens if the pope and anti-pope collide

    say in their respective pope- and anti-pope-mobiles

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    dk just um

    stay at a hotel with me :(

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    When the Pope ain't the Pope no mo' what will they call him?

    Can we bring back anti-pope?

    I was gonna sign up but I looked it up and that's not exactly what I want to do.

    Schisms are fun!

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    what happens if the pope and anti-pope collide

    say in their respective pope- and anti-pope-mobiles

    The Big Bang

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i am a terrible human being

    poo
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    When the Pope ain't the Pope no mo' what will they call him?

    Can we bring back anti-pope?

    I'm sure, somewhere on the internet, someone has declared themselves pope.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/25767767/#Comment_25767767

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    for a long time my forum title was the pope of chilitown

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    what happens if the pope and anti-pope collide

    say in their respective pope- and anti-pope-mobiles

    They annihilate and release photons of equivalent energy to their combined mass.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    When the Pope ain't the Pope no mo' what will they call him?

    Can we bring back anti-pope?

    I'm sure, somewhere on the internet, someone has declared themselves pope.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/25767767/#Comment_25767767

    What's your Pope name?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    what happens if the pope and anti-pope collide

    say in their respective pope- and anti-pope-mobiles

    Pope vs Pope ala Spy vs Spy

    Assuming we get a black pope next, naturally.

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