Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
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Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
I once heard that rocks were used in penile implants in the Philippines
What's the name of that thing where they implant tiny stones into the head of your cock
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Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
I think that's rocking in with your cocking in
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TrippyJingMoses supposes his toeses are roses.But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered Userregular
one time in the third grade a kid in my class brought in this enormous squash
in my eight-year old memory this thing was two and a half, three feet long, almost too heavy to lift
seeing it made me reconsider the idea I had of vegetables a small thing that I could eat and quickly spun off to imagined worlds of house-sized pumpkins, the crushing weight of tons of plant matter
anyway, we cut it open and the inside of it was completely rotten, and it stank
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now silicone wang implants? that makes sense
Wouldn't that basically give you a small penis
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and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
brb barfing uncontrollably
nobody ever will again
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Is this true???
I bellow into the void/pacific ocean
a nightmare
I saw a picture for chrissakes
a drowning hazard?
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Bitches call my dick the Mountain of Light
Your name is Dongs Galore. Crazy dick related stuff is expected from that name.
You could mention that a spider bit your dick and now it shoots webs, and it would be par for the course.
Then I read this part and died.
Next time you see your mom, ask her how the Taiping Rebellion's doing
one time in the third grade a kid in my class brought in this enormous squash
in my eight-year old memory this thing was two and a half, three feet long, almost too heavy to lift
seeing it made me reconsider the idea I had of vegetables a small thing that I could eat and quickly spun off to imagined worlds of house-sized pumpkins, the crushing weight of tons of plant matter
anyway, we cut it open and the inside of it was completely rotten, and it stank
Cause I launch surprise offensives through low countries
No no NATO had to invent an entirely new class of reporting names for my penis