So anyway that was fun but also sort of depressing because she is actually pretty well educated. Oh yeah I didn't tell her that I knew she's a prostitute. She was really nice and could hold a conversation. Also hot in person.
If not for the whole thing with other men's dongers in her all the time (or just in her hands maybe she just gives handjobs as part of the erotic massage yeah that's the ticket) I would totally date her.
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So anyway that was fun but also sort of depressing because she is actually pretty well educated. Oh yeah I didn't tell her that I knew she's a prostitute. She was really nice and could hold a conversation. Also hot in person.
If not for the whole thing with other men's dongers in her all the time (or just in her hands maybe she just gives handjobs as part of the erotic massage yeah that's the ticket) I would totally date her.
What separates escorts from straight up prostitutes is, in part, that exact conversational ability.
It's why there are separate words for the two.
If you feel like you could date her, that just means she's exceptionally good at her job.
I kind of feel bad for not telling her that yeah, I've seen your tits on craigslist, but there's no non-awkward way to bring that up. Also since she hasn't told me she's an 'erotic services provider' yet then we're both kinda being dishonest with each other.
Did I mention our mutual sexual chemistry?
This will not end well.
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I kind of feel bad for not telling her that yeah, I've seen your tits on craigslist, but there's no non-awkward way to bring that up. Also since she hasn't told me she's an 'erotic services provider' yet then we're both kinda being dishonest with each other.
Did I mention our mutual sexual chemistry?
This will not end well.
There's nothing that says you can't date her and still leave 50 bucks on the nightstand when you're done.
Seriously, as long as she is a smart escort (forces guys to use protection, gets tested, etc.) there's no reason why you can't date her, unless you're viciously jealous.
Seriously, as long as she is a smart escort (forces guys to use protection, gets tested, etc.) there's no reason why you can't date her, unless you're viciously jealous.
There's a japanese girl I know who's a hostess. That shit is goofy. They poor drinks for these guys who just want to talk and have a companion. At some of the seedier places they'll fuck, but it's usually just getting drunk with a cute girl.
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There was this one stripper who stayed at my hotel for a summer.
Her and her husband were the nicest people you could ever hope to meet.
I always felt kinda awkward when she payed for her room entirely in ones though.
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i mean you know you do it in real life i guess since you are paying for the drinks but
i mean there is always some hope that it could turn into something and if you are a decent enough fellow and she is a fine lass it's got to be above 30%
but how could you laugh "haha yeah i'm paying you to laugh ahaha fuckin' laugh it up"
i mean you know you do it in real life i guess since you are paying for the drinks but
i mean there is always some hope that it could turn into something and if you are a decent enough fellow and she is a fine lass it's got to be above 30%
but how could you laugh "haha yeah i'm paying you to laugh ahaha fuckin' laugh it up"
It's the dumbest thing.
There are male hosts, too, who do the same thing for girls. The hostesses drink a few glasses of wine or whatever, but after that point the bartender starts putting water in their glass instead of alcohol (while still charging the dude the price of the alcohol). Male hosts drink all of the alcohol they're given, and as soon as the girl leaves they throw it up so they can drink more with the next client. The women who pay the hosts to drink with them are usually prostitutes. They blow hundreds of dollars a few nights a week in this way.
i mean you know you do it in real life i guess since you are paying for the drinks but
i mean there is always some hope that it could turn into something and if you are a decent enough fellow and she is a fine lass it's got to be above 30%
but how could you laugh "haha yeah i'm paying you to laugh ahaha fuckin' laugh it up"
The women who pay the hosts to drink with them are usually prostitutes. They blow hundreds of dollars a few nights a week in this way.
Awww man that is like the saddest most sad heartbreaking thing ever
i mean you know you do it in real life i guess since you are paying for the drinks but
i mean there is always some hope that it could turn into something and if you are a decent enough fellow and she is a fine lass it's got to be above 30%
but how could you laugh "haha yeah i'm paying you to laugh ahaha fuckin' laugh it up"
The women who pay the hosts to drink with them are usually prostitutes. They blow hundreds of dollars a few nights a week in this way.
Awww man that is like the saddest most sad heartbreaking thing ever
Isn't it?
They're prostitutes so they have like, no real interaction with guys except for mindless fucking.
So the reaction is they pay a dude to finally, actually talk to them.
i mean you know you do it in real life i guess since you are paying for the drinks but
i mean there is always some hope that it could turn into something and if you are a decent enough fellow and she is a fine lass it's got to be above 30%
but how could you laugh "haha yeah i'm paying you to laugh ahaha fuckin' laugh it up"
The women who pay the hosts to drink with them are usually prostitutes. They blow hundreds of dollars a few nights a week in this way.
Awww man that is like the saddest most sad heartbreaking thing ever
Isn't it?
They're prostitutes so they have like, no real interaction with guys except for mindless fucking.
So the reaction is they pay a dude to finally, actually talk to them.
man i know man that is balls i think that is the saddest thing phillipe
She was pissed because we were friends before dating, so she asked if I only wanted to sleep with her while we were friends. Apparently she took my response of "Well, I did sleep with you eventually, didn't I" in the wrong way.
Seriously, as long as she is a smart escort (forces guys to use protection, gets tested, etc.) there's no reason why you can't date her, unless you're viciously jealous.
There's a japanese girl I know who's a hostess. That shit is goofy. They poor drinks for these guys who just want to talk and have a companion. At some of the seedier places they'll fuck, but it's usually just getting drunk with a cute girl.
Seriously, as long as she is a smart escort (forces guys to use protection, gets tested, etc.) there's no reason why you can't date her, unless you're viciously jealous.
There's a japanese girl I know who's a hostess. That shit is goofy. They poor drinks for these guys who just want to talk and have a companion. At some of the seedier places they'll fuck, but it's usually just getting drunk with a cute girl.
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If not for the whole thing with other men's dongers in her all the time (or just in her hands maybe she just gives handjobs as part of the erotic massage yeah that's the ticket) I would totally date her.
Dilbert would be funny if he finally goes into the office with a gun. I'd read that one.
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What separates escorts from straight up prostitutes is, in part, that exact conversational ability.
It's why there are separate words for the two.
If you feel like you could date her, that just means she's exceptionally good at her job.
Did I mention our mutual sexual chemistry?
This will not end well.
There's nothing that says you can't date her and still leave 50 bucks on the nightstand when you're done.
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Seriously, as long as she is a smart escort (forces guys to use protection, gets tested, etc.) there's no reason why you can't date her, unless you're viciously jealous.
There's a japanese girl I know who's a hostess. That shit is goofy. They poor drinks for these guys who just want to talk and have a companion. At some of the seedier places they'll fuck, but it's usually just getting drunk with a cute girl.
Her and her husband were the nicest people you could ever hope to meet.
I always felt kinda awkward when she payed for her room entirely in ones though.
Was she pulling them out of her g-string while counting them out for you?
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i mean you know you do it in real life i guess since you are paying for the drinks but
i mean there is always some hope that it could turn into something and if you are a decent enough fellow and she is a fine lass it's got to be above 30%
but how could you laugh "haha yeah i'm paying you to laugh ahaha fuckin' laugh it up"
It's the dumbest thing.
There are male hosts, too, who do the same thing for girls. The hostesses drink a few glasses of wine or whatever, but after that point the bartender starts putting water in their glass instead of alcohol (while still charging the dude the price of the alcohol). Male hosts drink all of the alcohol they're given, and as soon as the girl leaves they throw it up so they can drink more with the next client. The women who pay the hosts to drink with them are usually prostitutes. They blow hundreds of dollars a few nights a week in this way.
Awww man that is like the saddest most sad heartbreaking thing ever
Isn't it?
They're prostitutes so they have like, no real interaction with guys except for mindless fucking.
So the reaction is they pay a dude to finally, actually talk to them.
http://www.thegreathappinessspace.com/
(ps the whole documentary is on Google Vid)
man i know man that is balls i think that is the saddest thing phillipe
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But maybe other times you want RCA.
Presumably to have a conversation with a man who isn't just trying to get into bed with them.
Why they don't just get some gay pals is beyond me.
Apparently these ladies have not read Ladder Theory.
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I kept hoping it was satire, but then I glanced at the message boards for it.
Oof.
It's a fun way to get women pissed off though. I linked it to my wife who's a Therapist and she went apeshit.
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She was pissed because we were friends before dating, so she asked if I only wanted to sleep with her while we were friends. Apparently she took my response of "Well, I did sleep with you eventually, didn't I" in the wrong way.
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Ladies...
that issei guy man that poor fucker is trapped and he knows it
I wish I was "trapped" like that.
In Japan they call Hostess Bars "Snack Bars".
Never could figure that one out.
i bet like a motherfuck you don't
if you think you do that either means you are too naive or too stupid, possibly too arrogant and definitely a combination of all three
and "rape" is called "hello"
thats so weird