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I Think I Might Be a Ghost.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    After looking this up, the estimate is that roughly 150 billion people have lived and died since an estimated 50,000 BC, one of the things contributing to this number being the extremely high infant mortality rate, which what's a baby ghost going to do, they don't even count.

    turns out, hell is actually just babies.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    although maybe like, baby ghosts are to the spectral world how children are to adopting technology, so they because super ghosts because it's all they've ever known.

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    I do not like the idea that there are 50 billion super-ghost babies existing around us.

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    man B.C. baby ghosts probably rule the damn school

    ghostin so good

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    that would require ghosts to age.

    If you're going to tell me that not only Am I dead, but i'm also going to have to continue aging, as well as put up with super ghosts, well i'm just going to go ki-

    Wait.

    Fuck

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    nah, they still look like babies

    cause that's s p o o k i e r

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    babies ain't spooky, just frightening due to my inability to process them.

    Oh man, i should rip my face off and sneak into my neighbour's bathroom. That'll be rad.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    No wait, face on is scarier.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    dubstep is clearly a tool used by the illuminati to control ghosts

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    dubstep is clearly a tool used by the illuminati to control ghosts

    what about papist werewolves?

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Melding be sure to be selective in who you haunt. You start haunting everyone and they're going to rule out specific grudges.

  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Never thought I'd find a thread where "Dubstep ghosts" would be relevant.
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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    what, spectral babies are way spookier than spectral adults

    and like a hundred times spookier than spectral teens

    maybe less spooky than spectral grannies, though

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    update: trying to rip my face off, still really painful.

  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Spectral teens are barely spooky.

    "Ooooooh, I thought it would be a great idea to try to ramp a speeding car on my skateboard..."

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Ghost are fueled by fear and weak to willpower. Or you can just take your brain meds because ghosts aren't real.

    But if they were I think that's how they'd work.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    what, spectral babies are way spookier than spectral adults

    and like a hundred times spookier than spectral teens

    maybe less spooky than spectral grannies, though

    the echoing cries are spookier, sure, but to find a ghost baby? nah. that's like the start of a disney movie.

    Or a warner brothers cartoon, where the baby is secretly a bank robber ghost who is tiny.

  • Old Red InkOld Red Ink Registered User regular
    When I try to search for "human population", Google prompts me to search for "human population control".

    Is there something Google isn't telling us about their search suggestion algorithm?

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    JayKaos wrote: »
    Never thought I'd find a thread where "Dubstep ghosts" would be relevant.
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    I was going to have this hidden in the OP but Imgur was being a butt.

  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Can you still eat? Because as I understand it ghosts can't eat.

    Also have you been busted yet?

    If yes, does busting make you feel good?

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    When I try to search for "human population", Google prompts me to search for "human population control".

    Is there something Google isn't telling us about their search suggestion algorithm?

    Human population control is stuff like helping to provide birth control and family planning in developing world nations that are so overpopulated that you can't sit down without crushing like five people.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    dubstep is the best

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    idgi

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    ~ooooOOOOOoooOOOoooo~

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    BLAST MY CACHE

    BLAST MY CAAAACHE

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    One day, somebody will be saying they love Dubstep. But they're actually saying they love the way my hips sway when I walk.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
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    that shit was ghost

    for real

  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    If you die in Canada do you die in real life

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    who you gonna call?

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  • Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    I came in expecting a riot cow thread

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    Beasteh wrote: »
    *おなら*
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    What if we were all ghosts?

    We could throw a spooky haloween party.

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    After looking this up, the estimate is that roughly 150 billion people have lived and died since an estimated 50,000 BC, one of the things contributing to this number being the extremely high infant mortality rate, which what's a baby ghost going to do, they don't even count.

    didn't you see that one episode of aqua teens that dealt with this

    they cry forever through video ouija on the atari

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    ghost queues sound like a party

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Ok I thought about a test.

    Take of all your clothes.

    Go to store, and try to buy an item.

    If you get arrested, congratulations, you are not a ghost.

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