He was just your average, older, out-of-touch boss. It was incredible.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
My favorite thing about Gilbert Godfried is that he's exceptionally annoying, not funny, and just rides those two things as far into the ground as he can.
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
He was just your average, older, out-of-touch boss. It was incredible.
He probably was pounding on the bathroom door that morning because his teenage son had been in there for, like, twenty minutes and his exasperated son yelled, "DAD I'M CRANKING ONE OUT. GO AWAY".
My favorite thing about Gilbert Godfried is that he's exceptionally annoying, not funny, and just rides those two things as far into the ground as he can.
he is amazingly funny on the comedy central roasts.
there is a name for that right? when someone bows out of an argument with the grace of an elephant and still thinks they are correct?
we call that being "an idiot"
or prideful maybe
six of one
I have a friend who always does this. Just had a conversation where they said something along the lines of "why did you bring that up?" and I pointed out exactly where in the message they brought up the topic and all of the other things that were incorrectly based off of that in the discussion. At that point they just went ad hominem and ended with "uh-huh if you say so. . ."
That shit is absolutely infuriating.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
My favorite thing about Gilbert Godfried is that he's exceptionally annoying, not funny, and just rides those two things as far into the ground as he can.
he is amazingly funny on the comedy central roasts.
when pressed by my M-I-L why, i told her "There is no chance in hell that I am reaching up the dress of my new bride infront of a crowd of 100+ people and taking off a piece of her underwear, then throwing that used underwear to a group of guys, some of which i may not even know."
My favorite thing about Gilbert Godfried is that he's exceptionally annoying, not funny, and just rides those two things as far into the ground as he can.
he is amazingly funny on the comedy central roasts.
there is a name for that right? when someone bows out of an argument with the grace of an elephant and still thinks they are correct?
it's called a spool32 error
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cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
I got no problem with agree to disagree. Some things are just opinions. And more often than not, when the discussion starts getting too heated, the fight isn't worth it anymore. So bow out. Not all of us want to have a fist fight over whether or not you think we should have a space program devoted to the colonization of Mars.
I got no problem with agree to disagree. Some things are just opinions. And more often than not, when the discussion starts getting too heated, the fight isn't worth it anymore. So bow out. Not all of us want to have a fist fight over whether or not you think we should have a space program devoted to the colonization of Mars.
i understand it in that context.
but when you have a text log that factually disproves the person
IT'S FUCKING STUPID.
and at that point. if you pursue the argument you come off as an asshole. when the other person has effectively plugged their ears and responded to your position with "lalalala i can't heaaaar you"
i think at our wedding the wife just took a clean garter and put it on above her knee
cuz she wasn't wearing any underwear you see
this story smells fishy 8->
Bless your heart.
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cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
Guys, I'm going to go masturbate while taking a huge shit while singing the theme song of Bonanza and eating a roast beef sandwich.. if you catch my meaning.
Guys, I'm going to go masturbate while taking a huge shit while singing the theme song of Bonanza and eating a roast beef sandwich.. if you catch my meaning.
when pressed by my M-I-L why, i told her "There is no chance in hell that I am reaching up the dress of my new bride infront of a crowd of 100+ people and taking off a piece of her underwear, then throwing that used underwear to a group of guys, some of which i may not even know."
We followed English wedding traditions quite strictly at my sham wedding. I got absolutely wankered and danced like an utter cock. LIKE MY FOREFATHERS BEFORE ME.
What is this garter throwing thing, I have never heard of this.
Bride tosses bouquet to all the single ladies while the traditional folk song "All the Single Ladies" is played
Groom tosses garter to a bunch of dudes.
Dude who catches garter then puts it on the bridesmaid that caught the bouqet in front of everyone
It is generally awkward and unpleasant for all parties involved.
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
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oh, I mean I need to take a shower.
in the location where it doesn't mean "to take a shit"
burn
it
all
down
He probably was pounding on the bathroom door that morning because his teenage son had been in there for, like, twenty minutes and his exasperated son yelled, "DAD I'M CRANKING ONE OUT. GO AWAY".
he is amazingly funny on the comedy central roasts.
I have a friend who always does this. Just had a conversation where they said something along the lines of "why did you bring that up?" and I pointed out exactly where in the message they brought up the topic and all of the other things that were incorrectly based off of that in the discussion. At that point they just went ad hominem and ended with "uh-huh if you say so. . ."
That shit is absolutely infuriating.
Let's agree to disagree.
my sister-in-law did it herself, and I caught it
i mean masturbate
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
:P
Don't forget to keep your finger on the carb.
i understand it in that context.
but when you have a text log that factually disproves the person
IT'S FUCKING STUPID.
and at that point. if you pursue the argument you come off as an asshole. when the other person has effectively plugged their ears and responded to your position with "lalalala i can't heaaaar you"
Did you just advise tido to tickle his asshole?
--LeVar Burton
cuz she wasn't wearing any underwear you see
this story smells fishy 8->
I think I do.
I think I do.
Get help, man.
Wait
So when you told me "Odysseus is blinding Polyphemus" you actually meant you were bunning some OG Diesel?
fuck dat tradition
gonna go burn a fat one.
(shower)
a diesel so purple it could power a 70's san fran bath house
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Bride tosses bouquet to all the single ladies while the traditional folk song "All the Single Ladies" is played
Groom tosses garter to a bunch of dudes.
Dude who catches garter then puts it on the bridesmaid that caught the bouqet in front of everyone
It is generally awkward and unpleasant for all parties involved.
Americans have weird anything-to-even-sorta-do-with-sex culture.