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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Bring God into it. Dateable guys bring God into it. “What would He say if he was talking to me through this situation?” they ask.
    probably something gross about concubines

    god is weird

    God would probably say something like, "Hey baby, do you have a little swan in you? Would you like to?"

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    my little brother is now breaking into abandoned houses to steal and sell copper

    what an entrepreneur such inventive so western frontier wow

    As an Israeli, how does it feel that your brother has become an arabber

    the is the second terrible pun in [chat] today that has literally made me facepalm

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Bring God into it. Dateable guys bring God into it. “What would He say if he was talking to me through this situation?” they ask.
    probably something gross about concubines

    god is weird

    God would probably say something like, "Hey baby, do you have a little swan in you? Would you like to?"
    that's zeus

    zeus isn't real

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    my little brother is now breaking into abandoned houses to steal and sell copper

    what an entrepreneur such inventive so western frontier wow

    If the IT thing doesn't work out you should just write down your family history and sell it as a memoir. It is Dickensian. An orphan! With a dodgy eye! A ne'er do well little brother! And an uncle who is incredibly inventive in his ability to bend any subject back around to his horrific racism!

    Were there any juggalos in Dickens?

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    my little brother is now breaking into abandoned houses to steal and sell copper

    what an entrepreneur such inventive so western frontier wow

    If the IT thing doesn't work out you should just write down your family history and sell it as a memoir. It is Dickensian. An orphan! With a dodgy eye! A ne'er do well little brother! And an uncle who is incredibly inventive in his ability to bend any subject back around to his horrific racism!

    Were there any juggalos in Dickens?

    Not sure if bug or feature.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    The cafeteria is serving soup in bread bowls today.
    @Donkey Kong can you ask small Chinese children how they feel about this?

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    my little brother is now breaking into abandoned houses to steal and sell copper

    what an entrepreneur such inventive so western frontier wow

    so meth teeth

    such electrocution wow

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    new guard asks about parking when he's going to work tonight

    I ask the guard leader

    he says I dunno ask the personnel dude

    he says I dunno ask tina

    I ask tina she says I dunno ask magnus

    arrrrrrrrrgh

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    'the IT thing'... oh god, i already have enough class consciousness

    can't you fancy up the way my aspirations sound

    i don't want to fix printers, for god's sake

    *eats fusilli with red wine braised octopus and bone marrow*

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Wait is today Chu day?

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Bring God into it. Dateable guys bring God into it. “What would He say if he was talking to me through this situation?” they ask.
    probably something gross about concubines

    god is weird

    God would probably say something like, "Hey baby, do you have a little swan in you? Would you like to?"
    that's zeus

    zeus isn't real

    Don't you come down on my religion!

    Though honestly I'm thinking of switching pantheons after seeing Thor 2.

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    new guard asks about parking when he's going to work tonight

    I ask the guard leader

    he says I dunno ask the personnel dude

    he says I dunno ask tina

    I ask tina she says I dunno ask magnus

    arrrrrrrrrgh

    why are you on this goose chase and not this new guard

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Haha I really want this Andy Kaufman is alive rumour to be true.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    new guard asks about parking when he's going to work tonight

    I ask the guard leader

    he says I dunno ask the personnel dude

    he says I dunno ask tina

    I ask tina she says I dunno ask magnus

    arrrrrrrrrgh

    why are you on this goose chase and not this new guard

    because I am his guard leader. I realize now translating the one in charge of me again as also guard leader is problematic.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    'the IT thing'... oh god, i already have enough class consciousness

    can't you fancy up the way my aspirations sound

    i don't want to fix printers, for god's sake

    *eats fusilli with red wine braised octopus and bone marrow*

    yes. channel this shameless foodieism into planning the fancy pax dinner

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    new guard asks about parking when he's going to work tonight

    I ask the guard leader

    he says I dunno ask the personnel dude

    he says I dunno ask tina

    I ask tina she says I dunno ask magnus

    arrrrrrrrrgh

    wait until you reach the end of the circle and it's the guy you started with

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    'the IT thing'... oh god, i already have enough class consciousness

    can't you fancy up the way my aspirations sound

    i don't want to fix printers, for god's sake

    *eats fusilli with red wine braised octopus and bone marrow*

    go Full White and join academia

    postgraduate student forever

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2013
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    'the IT thing'... oh god, i already have enough class consciousness

    can't you fancy up the way my aspirations sound

    i don't want to fix printers, for god's sake

    *eats fusilli with red wine braised octopus and bone marrow*

    yes. channel this shameless foodieism into planning the fancy pax dinner

    i am ruling by small, elite committee this time around

    asking everyone for input was so terrible

    i'll pick a couple of locals, a couple of foodie friends

    WHICH SOUNDS BEST WHAT MENU OK THAT TOOK 8 MINUTES I'M DONE

    direct democracy is not for closers

    Organichu on
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    'the IT thing'... oh god, i already have enough class consciousness

    can't you fancy up the way my aspirations sound

    i don't want to fix printers, for god's sake

    *eats fusilli with red wine braised octopus and bone marrow*

    go Full White and join academia

    postgraduate student forever

    wait, you're white?

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Much Ado's cast and crew commentary is amazing

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    'the IT thing'... oh god, i already have enough class consciousness

    can't you fancy up the way my aspirations sound

    i don't want to fix printers, for god's sake

    *eats fusilli with red wine braised octopus and bone marrow*

    yes. channel this shameless foodieism into planning the fancy pax dinner

    i am ruling by small, elite committee this time around

    asking everyone for input was so terrible

    i'll pick a couple of locals, a couple of other local friends

    WHICH SOUNDS BEST WHAT MENU OK THAT TOOK 8 MINUTES I'M DONE

    direct democracy is not for closers

    chu, sitting at the head of a table

    the rest of chat, sitting around him. Watching in silence. Judging his taste.

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    kaleedity wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    new guard asks about parking when he's going to work tonight

    I ask the guard leader

    he says I dunno ask the personnel dude

    he says I dunno ask tina

    I ask tina she says I dunno ask magnus

    arrrrrrrrrgh

    why are you on this goose chase and not this new guard

    because I am his guard leader. I realize now translating the one in charge of me again as also guard leader is problematic.

    hierarchies
    Elendil wrote: »

    I'd go to a Ragin' Kegger thrown by Biden

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    I'm not good at maintaining control of multiple pots and pans.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I got to the end of the line.

    Although according to what he's told me, the line I have followed has very very carefully zigzagged past everyone who would know and only touched the people who wouldn't

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    TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    'the IT thing'... oh god, i already have enough class consciousness

    can't you fancy up the way my aspirations sound

    i don't want to fix printers, for god's sake

    *eats fusilli with red wine braised octopus and bone marrow*

    yes. channel this shameless foodieism into planning the fancy pax dinner

    i am ruling by small, elite committee this time around

    asking everyone for input was so terrible

    i'll pick a couple of locals, a couple of foodie friends

    WHICH SOUNDS BEST WHAT MENU OK THAT TOOK 8 MINUTES I'M DONE

    direct democracy is not for closers

    Is there not a Guy's American Kitchen & Bar in Boston yet?

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    'the IT thing'... oh god, i already have enough class consciousness

    can't you fancy up the way my aspirations sound

    i don't want to fix printers, for god's sake

    *eats fusilli with red wine braised octopus and bone marrow*

    go Full White and join academia

    postgraduate student forever

    wait, you're white?

    on googling, compsci depts even in the US have a lot more asian faces than I thought they would

    aRkpc.gif
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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I got to the end of the line.

    Although according to what he's told me, the line I have followed has very very carefully zigzagged past everyone who would know and only touched the people who wouldn't

    this sounds familiar

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    i always assumed ronya was sort of tan coloured with a black muzzle and white patches

    mind=blown

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    'the IT thing'... oh god, i already have enough class consciousness

    Computational Wizardy thing.
    Information Technology Mathematics Space-Time Mastery thing.
    Frasmotic Equation Punch Card Librarian thing.

    I said IT thing because I couldn't remember exactly what it is you're aiming towards. A web developer job? Trust me, all non-technical people hear is 'IT thing'.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited November 2013
    @irond will

    I solved the unbrowned chicken problem by cooking it on low heat for so long that it's practically turned into curry stew

    ronya on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    PLA wrote: »
    I'm not good at maintaining control of multiple pots and pans.

    I am excellent at cooking in three pots while mixing and drinking drinks and having a shave all at the same time

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    "does that mean we get to re-shoot the movie?"

    everyone cheers

    ---

    and now they want to put on a live, stage, production

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    Deebaser wrote: »
    The cafeteria is serving soup in bread bowls today.
    @Donkey Kong can you ask small Chinese children how they feel about this?

    Literally everything I describe of western food gets a "OH JUST LIKE HAMBURGER"

    I was describing stuffed shrimp. "So you take the shrimp, cut off the head, peel it to the tail, cut here" (I am demonstrating with a full cooked shrimp). "Then you take crab meat, breadcrumbs, parsley, some wine and mix it up, roll it into a ball, curl the shrimp around it like this and then you bake"

    "OH JUST LIKE HAMBURGER! EVERY AMERICAN FOOD LIKE HAMBURGER!"

    "I... but the... yes. Just like hamburger."

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Bogart wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    'the IT thing'... oh god, i already have enough class consciousness

    Computational Wizardy thing.
    Information Technology Mathematics Space-Time Mastery thing.
    Frasmotic Equation Punch Card Librarian thing.

    I said IT thing because I couldn't remember exactly what it is you're aiming towards. A web developer job? Trust me, all non-technical people hear is 'IT thing'.

    i'd rather do something more dorky and less hip- maybe a systems engineer

    *pushes up glasses*

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    i always assumed ronya was sort of tan coloured with a black muzzle and white patches

    mind=blown

    070309_14966_dscn1158_ug.grid-6x2.jpg

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    DK ask them what they would put on strawberries

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    'the IT thing'... oh god, i already have enough class consciousness

    can't you fancy up the way my aspirations sound

    i don't want to fix printers, for god's sake

    *eats fusilli with red wine braised octopus and bone marrow*

    go Full White and join academia

    postgraduate student forever

    wait, you're white?

    on googling, compsci depts even in the US have a lot more asian faces than I thought they would

    I'm in a room of about 20 people right now. 5 are white.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    or maybe i will fix printers

    i dunno

    to each according to their ability etc

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