My friend goes around to high schools to give talks and answer questions about sex as a teacher to 16 year olds. A girl began to cry once and told the teacher (and the whole class) that she was a hermaphrodite. After calming her down and explaining it all she agreed to answer more questions for those curious. Turns out she was just talking about her clitoris and thought it was a penis.
I couldn't even imagine the level of embarassment that girl would have felt.
Reminds me of my own sex ed class in junior high where the teacher was talking about myths and mentioned the one about hairy palms if you masturbate. One awkward kid, sitting in the middle of the room, looked at both his palms immediately.
My friend goes around to high schools to give talks and answer questions about sex as a teacher to 16 year olds. A girl began to cry once and told the teacher (and the whole class) that she was a hermaphrodite. After calming her down and explaining it all she agreed to answer more questions for those curious. Turns out she was just talking about her clitoris and thought it was a penis.
Of all he things that never happened, this didn't happen the most.
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My friend goes around to high schools to give talks and answer questions about sex as a teacher to 16 year olds. A girl began to cry once and told the teacher (and the whole class) that she was a hermaphrodite. After calming her down and explaining it all she agreed to answer more questions for those curious. Turns out she was just talking about her clitoris and thought it was a penis.
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urgh. my favorite charity is having a benefit dinner and Mrs. Deebs wants to stay in and study instead.
fml...it looks like much fun.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
During one of my sex ed classes this girl just up and asked the teacher if it was weird that her labia were fused and she didn't have a vaginal opening.
My friend goes around to high schools to give talks and answer questions about sex as a teacher to 16 year olds. A girl began to cry once and told the teacher (and the whole class) that she was a hermaphrodite. After calming her down and explaining it all she agreed to answer more questions for those curious. Turns out she was just talking about her clitoris and thought it was a penis.
I couldn't even imagine the level of embarassment that girl would have felt.
Reminds me of my own sex ed class in junior high where the teacher was talking about myths and mentioned the one about hairy palms if you masturbate. One awkward kid, sitting in the middle of the room, looked at both his palms immediately.
My first "thorough" sex ed class was in the fourth grade and involved my whole class being sat down to discuss reproduction for about an hour.
They forgot to mention the penis goes inside the vagina.
During one of my sex ed classes this girl just up and asked the teacher if it was weird that her labia were fused and she didn't have a vaginal opening.
My professor was out today and one of his grad students is giving a lecture for him.
The lecture is pretty lackluster. The guy admitted that the prof basically just said "Okay, here's the topic, just go and talk for half an hour" a couple of days before. So it was boring, I wasn't paying attention, whatever.
Then he went into a rant about how awesome programming while drunk is, and how we're all going to fail our interviews when we look for jobs; we need to show excitement and say "Yeah, I got drunk and tried hacking the Linux kernel and the next day I woke up and there was vomit all over my keyboard and some beautiful code was written."
I like this guy now. He asked how many of us ever code while drunk and I think I was the only person in the auditorium to raise my hand.
My friend goes around to high schools to give talks and answer questions about sex as a teacher to 16 year olds. A girl began to cry once and told the teacher (and the whole class) that she was a hermaphrodite. After calming her down and explaining it all she agreed to answer more questions for those curious. Turns out she was just talking about her clitoris and thought it was a penis.
the department of education should hire obese pikachu to explain the birds and the bees to all the highschool girls
My professor was out today and one of his grad students is giving a lecture for him.
The lecture is pretty lackluster. The guy admitted that the prof basically just said "Okay, here's the topic, just go and talk for half an hour" a couple of days before. So it was boring, I wasn't paying attention, whatever.
Then he went into a rant about how awesome programming while drunk is, and how we're all going to fail our interviews when we look for jobs; we need to show excitement and say "Yeah, I got drunk and tried hacking the Linux kernel and the next day I woke up and there was vomit all over my keyboard and some beautiful code was written."
I like this guy now. He asked how many of us ever code while drunk and I think I was the only person in the auditorium to raise my hand.
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"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
My friend goes around to high schools to give talks and answer questions about sex as a teacher to 16 year olds. A girl began to cry once and told the teacher (and the whole class) that she was a hermaphrodite. After calming her down and explaining it all she agreed to answer more questions for those curious. Turns out she was just talking about her clitoris and thought it was a penis.
My wife went to school down in Philly and her nursing clinicals were in inner city Philly for the most part. One was teaching sex ed classes.
Imagine the awkwardness of teaching sex ed to a bunch of girls age 11-13.
Now imagine doing so as a white girl and a Mexican girl to two classes that were 100% black.
Now imagine doing so in an inner city neighborhood when every girl knew what sex was but had weird views on it that were kind of disturbing.
The questions were all based on their environment where most were the children of single mothers who were like 25-30 or had high school aged sisters who had been mothers. They asked super explicit questions that mostly assumed those were the normal situation.
During one of my sex ed classes this girl just up and asked the teacher if it was weird that her labia were fused and she didn't have a vaginal opening.
During one of my sex ed classes this girl just up and asked the teacher if it was weird that her labia were fused and she didn't have a vaginal opening.
there's absolutely no way he's doing post-graduate studies, writing books, starring in big films, and doing art exhibits all at the same time. i'm 100% sure he's a fraud.
I was an RA at UCLA when James Franco was enrolled there.
Several of my residents happened to be in classes with him, and one of them actually joined a study group that he was in.
These residents each independently vented to me that he deliberately flirted with girls in his classes in order to get them to both take notes for him and do a bunch of his course work for him.
It was pretty annoying to see the school lauding him as an exemplary student who miraculously juggled his many responsibilities with a big course load.
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there's absolutely no way he's doing post-graduate studies, writing books, starring in big films, and doing art exhibits all at the same time. i'm 100% sure he's a fraud.
I was an RA at UCLA when James Franco was enrolled there.
Several of my residents happened to be in classes with him, and one of them actually joined a study group that he was in.
These residents each independently vented to me that he deliberately flirted with girls in his classes in order to get them to both take notes for him and do a bunch of his course work for him.
It was pretty annoying to see the school lauding him as an exemplary student who miraculously juggles his many responsibilities with a big course load.
I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.
when I was in like 6th grade I made a "finger and cum" joke about a girl and the other boys at the table began arguing with me fervently that it made no sense and it became clear that each of them had conflicting incorrect opinions about female anatomy
It was then that I realized that he who had broadband in the 1990s was as a god to he who did not
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kedinik, you went to UCLA?
High five! Go Bruins!
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.
My sister-in-law didn't know the difference until my brother freaked out on her about it when he found out she was ignorant of this fact. She was, like, 26.
During one of my sex ed classes this girl just up and asked the teacher if it was weird that her labia were fused and she didn't have a vaginal opening.
how did she make it to 17 before anyone realized she didn't have a vagina
No one had looked at it and she hadn't asked questions. It's not as surprising as you'd think.
I mean, I guess I don't know how this works...and I can't really do much in the way of research in this work place of mine.
But like..you are naked as a babby a bunch with people around that would seemingly notice.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
there's absolutely no way he's doing post-graduate studies, writing books, starring in big films, and doing art exhibits all at the same time. i'm 100% sure he's a fraud.
I was an RA at UCLA when James Franco was enrolled there.
Several of my residents happened to be in classes with him, and one of them actually joined a study group that he was in.
These residents each independently vented to me that he deliberately flirted with girls in his classes in order to get them to both take notes for him and do a bunch of his course work for him.
It was pretty annoying to see the school lauding him as an exemplary student who miraculously juggles his many responsibilities with a big course load.
VINDICATION
He was reportedly a pretty shitty/absent student while at Columbia, as well.
I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.
when I was in like 6th grade I made a "finger and cum" joke about a girl and the other boys at the table began arguing with me fervently that it made no sense and it became clear that each of them had conflicting incorrect opinions about female anatomy
It was then that I realized that he who has broadband in the 1990s is as a god to he who does not
I was like 15 when I first learned girls don't pee from their vaginas.
In related news, when I first heard about girls getting "wet" it didn't make sense to me, until I decided "Oh, they must get excited and pee themselves a little" (which I guess is kind of true)
I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.
My sister-in-law didn't know the difference until my brother freaked out on her about it when he found out she was ignorant of this fact. She was, like, 26.
Wait.
In what way did she think the two were interchangeable? o_O
During one of my sex ed classes this girl just up and asked the teacher if it was weird that her labia were fused and she didn't have a vaginal opening.
You know Aaron and I have been together for like.... eight or nine years? And we've lived together for nearly a year now.
And my biggest complaints with him are:
his memory is ATROCIOUS like i think he has add or something but won't see a doctor
he won't wipe the stove down when something splashes on it while he's cooking, because 'it leaves streaks', and it's 'easier to clean dry' and then he doesn't clean it after it's dried for like weeks
all things told those are pretty ok problems to top the list in a long term relationship
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I wonder how many little boys get confused about the difference between anuses and vaginas.
My sister-in-law didn't know the difference until my brother freaked out on her about it when he found out she was ignorant of this fact. She was, like, 26.
Wait.
In what way did she think the two were interchangeable? o_O
She thought the anus was the opening of the birth canal. Like, you had sex in the vagina, but babies came out the butt.
At this point, she was already a college graduate.
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As long as she doesn't bring home a witch doctor (IYKWIM) I'll be happy.
I couldn't even imagine the level of embarassment that girl would have felt.
Reminds me of my own sex ed class in junior high where the teacher was talking about myths and mentioned the one about hairy palms if you masturbate. One awkward kid, sitting in the middle of the room, looked at both his palms immediately.
Of all he things that never happened, this didn't happen the most.
if it's a girl
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Wow
fml...it looks like much fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1BJfDvSITY
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
which means today is? that's right fat tuesday
which is perfect for me because yesterday was fat monday and before that was fat weekend. and then there was fat february, fat january, and fat 2013.
That poor klingon.
My first "thorough" sex ed class was in the fourth grade and involved my whole class being sat down to discuss reproduction for about an hour.
They forgot to mention the penis goes inside the vagina.
how did she make it to 17 before anyone realized she didn't have a vagina
This may be pertinent to your interests.
Yo, are you tellin' me it's muthafuckin' pancake day?
Gonna get mad syrup up in here
The lecture is pretty lackluster. The guy admitted that the prof basically just said "Okay, here's the topic, just go and talk for half an hour" a couple of days before. So it was boring, I wasn't paying attention, whatever.
Then he went into a rant about how awesome programming while drunk is, and how we're all going to fail our interviews when we look for jobs; we need to show excitement and say "Yeah, I got drunk and tried hacking the Linux kernel and the next day I woke up and there was vomit all over my keyboard and some beautiful code was written."
I like this guy now. He asked how many of us ever code while drunk and I think I was the only person in the auditorium to raise my hand.
the department of education should hire obese pikachu to explain the birds and the bees to all the highschool girls
Degenerate
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
My wife went to school down in Philly and her nursing clinicals were in inner city Philly for the most part. One was teaching sex ed classes.
Imagine the awkwardness of teaching sex ed to a bunch of girls age 11-13.
Now imagine doing so as a white girl and a Mexican girl to two classes that were 100% black.
Now imagine doing so in an inner city neighborhood when every girl knew what sex was but had weird views on it that were kind of disturbing.
The questions were all based on their environment where most were the children of single mothers who were like 25-30 or had high school aged sisters who had been mothers. They asked super explicit questions that mostly assumed those were the normal situation.
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
I remember watching a documentary on trans and intersex people where a woman in her thirties didn't know she had MRKH until her wedding night.
Yeah. I dont . . . what . . how
No one had looked at it and she hadn't asked questions. It's not as surprising as you'd think.
@Dread Pirate Arbuthnot
I was an RA at UCLA when James Franco was enrolled there.
Several of my residents happened to be in classes with him, and one of them actually joined a study group that he was in.
These residents each independently vented to me that he deliberately flirted with girls in his classes in order to get them to both take notes for him and do a bunch of his course work for him.
It was pretty annoying to see the school lauding him as an exemplary student who miraculously juggled his many responsibilities with a big course load.
VINDICATION
when I was in like 6th grade I made a "finger and cum" joke about a girl and the other boys at the table began arguing with me fervently that it made no sense and it became clear that each of them had conflicting incorrect opinions about female anatomy
It was then that I realized that he who had broadband in the 1990s was as a god to he who did not
High five! Go Bruins!
My sister-in-law didn't know the difference until my brother freaked out on her about it when he found out she was ignorant of this fact. She was, like, 26.
I mean, I guess I don't know how this works...and I can't really do much in the way of research in this work place of mine.
But like..you are naked as a babby a bunch with people around that would seemingly notice.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Wait, girls don't poop babies???
He was reportedly a pretty shitty/absent student while at Columbia, as well.
thankfully i am like a vagina expert now
laaadies
I was like 15 when I first learned girls don't pee from their vaginas.
In related news, when I first heard about girls getting "wet" it didn't make sense to me, until I decided "Oh, they must get excited and pee themselves a little" (which I guess is kind of true)
Wait.
In what way did she think the two were interchangeable? o_O
don't want to walk to grocery store in this
but if i don't i will be tempted by an empty pantry and go buy cupcakes and candy from corner store...
*weeps with frustration*
Now: story about a guy making a snowman
I don't understand! I hope this isn't on the final!
It says she has the undercarriage, it just doesn't lead to a vaginal canal.
And my biggest complaints with him are:
his memory is ATROCIOUS like i think he has add or something but won't see a doctor
he won't wipe the stove down when something splashes on it while he's cooking, because 'it leaves streaks', and it's 'easier to clean dry' and then he doesn't clean it after it's dried for like weeks
all things told those are pretty ok problems to top the list in a long term relationship
She thought the anus was the opening of the birth canal. Like, you had sex in the vagina, but babies came out the butt.
At this point, she was already a college graduate.
I was as baffled as you must be.